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And the MORON of the Year Award goes to.....

So, as generally happens when one drives a vehicle as much as I do, (137,000 in 3 years) tires need to be replaced. This particular Friday, I was pressed for time, but needed to get my rear tires replaced ASAP. My weekend in Baltimore depended upon them.   Now, I knew better than to take my trusty vehicle to Wally World. Sure, they have the same tires everyone else carries. Yes, they sell them a tad cheaper than other places. Why the hesitation? Well, to be blunt, I swear Wal-mart hires p
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Things that make you go HA HA HA HA HA!

How do you fuck a clown? I have always wondered how one could actually have sex with someone in a clown suit. Grab hold of those big floppy shoes and go to town? This is not really the point to this blog. But I am curious!   HUMOR!! It is necessary and should be included in virtually every aspect of life! Humor during sex, I have found is more common than not. To a point, humor has enabled many of us to move past the awkward beginning stages of play. We laugh, we loosen up. We move clo
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Friends with......

When Mrs. CXXC and I began planning our adventure into the lifestyle, our notions of our involvement with others were limited in scope and depth. We discussed our activities with others with a concentration upon the physical aspect of the lifestyle. Certainly, sex would be the core principal to which we would be drawn. The passion and excitement of sharing our bodies with others became a focal point in our discussions. We openly discussed our fantasies with one another. In our exchanges, we
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How Much???

In today’s present economy, we tend to consider purchases and personal cash outlay quite often. As most of you know, I am a little on the frugal side. I don’t like to burn my money on anything. In fact, I will do everything I can to save a buck or two. As the consummate DIY’er, I pride myself at just how much I have saved in the past. This brings me to the reason for this blog.   Every month or so, Mrs. CXXC and I receive a catalogue from Adam and Eve. As we generally order something fro
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I'm so lucky!

This posting may seem a little too sweet for some. It may appear like I am bragging. To others, it may be taken at its face value.   I posted a few comments on a topic questioning how we rate our relationships. My answers drew some nice comments and made me feel the necessity to explain a few things about me and my deep love for Mrs. CXXC.   People often stare at me in disbelief when I tell them how I feel toward my wife. Most find it impossible to believe any man could hold such reveren
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Society Wins the Day, AGAIN!

Morality is nothing more than a popularity contest. The majority rules! However WRONG, the popular view is that societal standards must be "Right!” Common sense has gone the way of the Do-Do. Individuality and self accountability suffer as the masses force their morality upon ANYONE who would think or do otherwise. It matters not that 53% of married couples will have an affair. It has little weight that EVERYONE looks at another and thinks of sexual pleasures. No one wants to hear the trut
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What to Wear? What to Wear?

Like so many others in the lifestyle, Mrs. CXXC has a section in her closet expressly for events and activities within the lifestyle. This section may be fairly large but due to the nature and makeup of the material, it takes up a VERY small portion of her closet. Our philosophy on the “lifestyle wear” is, if you cant pull it through my wedding ring, it is too much fabric! The only items in her “lifestyle wear” of any true substance would be her shoes.   My section of lifestyle wear, unfortu
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What happened to the Humor?

We all do it from time to time. Say something off the cuff that we think is funny and it either goes straight over the intendeds head or they take offense. Well, as anyone can tell you, I am a situational humorist. Given any moment, I will rifle off a one liner pertaining to the situation.   This is not always the best thing to do in certain places.   While shopping at an adult toy store with Mrs. CXXC, a young lady walks up to us and asks if she can be of assistance.   I chime in with,
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DIY and Sex

The title may mislead you. I’m not talking about masturbation. I am talking about my DIY (Do-It-Yourself) projects and their direct correlation to sex.   Mrs. CXXC and I have been in our Savannah home for just under one year. In this amount of time, we have furnished our home for comfort. Mrs. CXXC is one of those ladies who enjoys being comfortable at all times and will do whatever she can to be so. I, being her enabler, will happily assist in this whenever possible.   As I was running d
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What's in a Name?

When I lived in New England, I was once told that there are two people who worked the hardest in the world. The first “Hardest worker” was the individual who built all those stone walls that separated farmsteads. These walls are EVERYWHERE! The second individual was the one who came up with all the names for the roads. Case in point; Singing Eagle on a Branch Rd. Try that for a mailing address! I would like to add one more to this list. I would like to nominate the people who try to come u
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Circling the Drain

It is a blessing to have a family that you love and enjoy. It is an even greater blessing when they visit. However, in the words of Benjamin Franklin, "Fish and friends (Family for this instance) smell after three days!"   When we moved form NC to Savannah GA, we thought we would rarely ever see our family members. We were the ones who would normally travel to see them. Our visits occured once a month or so.   We moved to Savannah a little under a year ago. In that time, our families ha
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Home invasion!

Mrs. CXXC and I will be taking a vacation in a few weeks. While we are away, family members will be coming to Savannah and staying in our home for our time away providing them with a rather inexpensive vacation for themselves. To this, I can only say, "MUST BE NICE!" However, the facts that they get to stay in a tourist location for free, drink my booze, eat my food, sleep in my bed etc... are not the main issues. The main issue is securing the home from Vanilla prying eyes.   When the visi
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Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow!

I can't help myself! I just keep adding blogs! ACK!   One of the first things people will notice about a man is the way he keeps his hair. Most men are fairly lazy and stick with the same style for most of their lives.   Jells, sprays and various hair products are being marketed to men as much as women. My grandfather would be rolling in his grave if he saw my nephew using hair jell to shape his new style.   In my teens, I was forced to keep a modest hair style due to the school I atte
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Something VERY Special!

I know! I know! I said I would keep my blogs to two a week. Well, I can't help it if my mind thinks of these things and I am forced to write them down!   I was lying in bed last night thinking about our weekend plans. We have a really great couple in our little circle of friends. (They are actually all GREAT) We have come to truly enjoy spending our time and energies with them. Our plans are to do some sight seeing, dinner, drinks, music and naturally, sex. The beauty of having such gre
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location, location, location

Our house in Savannah is the first one we have owned that did not have some form of garage, carriage house, storage shed or out building with which to keep my ever growing tool collection. As we looked at the house before making our bid, I did notice that there had been a shed at one time. Someone had torn it down, however. Seeing a pre-poured slab of concrete, my mind immediately knew where the tool shed would be built. Or, so I thought.   We did not have the luxury of moving in slowly. T
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A salute to landscaping!

Like most men in this great nation of ours, I have a love/hate relationship with my yard. I love the way it looks toward the end of the spring after all the hours spent in hard labor. I simply hate logging all the long hours laboring at it.   Each year, at this time, most men and women across the country begin to visualize new projects, gardening ideas, additions, subtractions, and various changes for the yard. Seeds or plants are purchased. Rakes and shovels are dusted and prepared for dut
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Oops! I did it again!

I was looking at the list of current blogs earlier today and noticed that I have been filling the bin. Yes, I am being green by using only recycled electrons, but fear my habit may be getting out of hand.   There is, after all, only so much the reader will tolerate. Truly, how much do you want to know about the life and lifestyle of Mr. and Mrs. CXXC?   The humorous anecdotes and lifestyle ruminations are, to some, a treat, but my ability to spin yarn after yarn may get the best of me by lea
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Hot tub installation Part 2

NOT EVERYONE is a morning person! Well, the gent who let me borrow his trailer is one of those. NO ONE should be that chipper at 08:00. To make matters worse, he and his 4 friends had just come from the gym and were all hopping about like the frogs that we dispatched the day before! UGH!   “Wow! That’s a big tub!”, My helper exclaimed!   “Can the 6 of us move it to the back yard?” I ask.   “SURE!” They all agree.   It was almost sureal. These 5 muscular men hefted the tub like it was n
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Hot tub installaion part 3

Sorry for the length of this tale. I have tried to make it as short as possible. This is the last part.   As night fell upon Savannah, the stars were out in force. Mrs. CXXC and I could enjoy gazing at them in our new hot tub. I would brag to her just how much I saved and just how much effort I had put inot it. We ate our steaks, drank our drinks. I wanted to check the temp so went to the tub, lifted the lid, saw that it was 85 degrees and felt such accomplishment. I pushed the buttons t
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Hot tub installation Part 1

Ok! Here is the Hot tub story. I hope you will find it as amusing as I found it......well....you will see. Due to character limitations, I will be forced to break the tale into parts. Sorry!   Mrs. CXXC has wanted a Hot tub for quite a while. We have talked about it for years and intended to purchase one in each home we have owned. At long last, we decide that the home in Savannah will get one. WOOO HOOOO!!!!   First question to the reader is: Have you ever been to Savannah in the summe
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How to get even with the TSA!

One thing I hate more than stubbing my toe in MY OWN HOME is the TSA. This band of fools, idiots and freshly promoted mouth breathers make every vacation a test for just about everyone.   I guess after years of working at McDonalds or not working at all, the opportunity to obtain a govt. job (and eventually a retirement package) is a dream come true.   They are rude, ignorant, intolerant, and most of all getting a superiority complex akin to the prison guard/prisoner relationship.   I coul
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Adonis Drooled!

Not to confuse the reader with Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged, this little tale is about the sexcapades of Mr. and Mrs. CXXC.   We ventured to a club party and met a couple who Mrs. CXXC found to be quite delicious! Visually, they were perfect 10's. The fact that they wanted to party with Mrs. CXXC was no surprise to me. Her desire to be with me, on the other hand was quite an honor.   Per usual, Mrs. CXXC and the lady (call her M) started things off with girl/girl play. This strapping young ma
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Did they just.......?

Last August, Mrs. CXXC and I spent our vacation with a couple whom we met at a lifestyle resort just months prior. TO say that this couple is fantastic is an understatement akin to Noah saying, "It looks like rain!".   T is one of the most open, intelligent, passionate and fun loving men you will ever meet. He captured Mrs. CXXC's eye (among other body parts) the moment we met him.   K could be Mrs. CXXC's twin in virtually every way, Sexy, dynamic, adventurous, fun and very intelligent. Th
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Mr. CXXC, Repair man at large! Part 2

Lights on! I can see now! Wow! This place is filthy! 50+ years of dust, dirt and stuff. Now wonder I was so covered when I got out. Ok. Crawling to the spot was fairly simple. I had to toss the tools ahead, so that slowed me down a bit. I get there and realize that I am going to have to do this work on my back. I grab the saws-all, fit the blade and immediately realize that the pipe is in such a place that prevents me from using the saws-all. ACK!!!!!! I have to crawl back out, get m
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Mr. CXXC, Repair man at large! Part One

First, I would like to apologize in advance for the length of this little tale. The events that take place will give you a better understanding of WHY I don’t fix certain things Now, I am a pretty handy guy when it comes to building things and fixing stuff around the house. I have a sound knowledge of auto motives and a general working knowledge of carpentry. All in all, I think I am pretty good when it comes to most home improvements. As our home was built in the 50's these talents come in
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