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Malachista

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... GPS powered dicks!!!!

I'm really tired of guys fucking my legs because they can't find my pussy

 

Out of 4 guys tonight only one found the right entrance

 

 

And yes, I'm writing this drunk, why do you ask?!?

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Swing*8701

Ed here--there has to be some reason for this. The men were drunk, over weight, a shifting in the earth's magnetic poles, something. I just can't ever recall missing the 'target'.

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two4youinswva

That immediately reminded me of a very old Eddie Murphy stand-up routine when he was talking about 18 year olds being sexually inept.

 

Ever had that guys, where you be searchin' for the pussy down there?

And your dick would be slidin' down and shit, and the girl be goin'

 

"That's not it, baby! ... Is there any problem?"

 

"No ain't no problem baby.

You got a shoehorn or some shit like that on you?"

 

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