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"You'll watch VHS and like it"...
I don't think so.
Ted and I like porn...yeah, maybe strange for swingers to really like porn but we do.
Ted gifted me with a surround sound system at Christmas for our bedroom. The big screen TV is in our bedroom and I thought it would be cool to have surround sound. The system he gave me had a five disc DVD player in it...I love it!
Well, this past week it blew up. Ted is home this weekend and I told him something was wrong with the system. Being the electronic guru he is, he investigated it, found the problem and it has to be taken back and exchanged. Normally not a problem but...obviously we gave our old DVD player to one of the kids as we can't find it...so, when time came for us to snuggle down, watch our porn and get freaky there was no DVD to watch. Not cool in my book!
We have the VHS to watch he said...Oh I don't think so... I want DVD porn! Well, you can't have it...Well, I want it, so fix it so I can.
Solution: He got the portable DVD player we have out, hooked it to the big screen and I have DVD porn...I'm spoiled and I like being spoiled...
I got my DVD porn
T.
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