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Home invasion!

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Mrs. CXXC and I will be taking a vacation in a few weeks. While we are away, family members will be coming to Savannah and staying in our home for our time away providing them with a rather inexpensive vacation for themselves. To this, I can only say, "MUST BE NICE!" However, the facts that they get to stay in a tourist location for free, drink my booze, eat my food, sleep in my bed etc... are not the main issues. The main issue is securing the home from Vanilla prying eyes.

 

When the visitor looks about, these are the things they are most likely (and do) notice and on occasion, mention.

 

Beds in virtually every room of the house

Blankets and pillows nearly every room

TV’s with DVD players in nearly every room

Fully stocked bar with stemware for 12 (You name the glass and we have it)

Hand sanitizer on the night stands and end tables

Tissue boxes on the night stands and end tables

Boxes of mints and many breath strips stocked in the cupboards

Hand held shower heads in each bathroom

Fruits, veggies and various finger foods stocked in the fridge

Huge Bath sheets, extra plush towels and an excessive number of bed linens for each bed

6 bath robes

An 8 person hot tub

At least one case of 16oz bottled water at any given time

5 pounds of coffee and a Bunn-o-matic coffee maker (Makes a pot in 3 minutes. I LOVE THAT SUCKER)

 

Beds in virtually every room? I mention to the enquiring mind that we have lots of guests and they understand. I dismiss any thoughts of the “Kinky” nature of having an 8 person hot tub by informing them that I got it for a song. Hand held shower heads are quite common and go unnoticed. TV’s with DVD players in all rooms are the norm these days, providing there are no porno movies playing or in them at the time of the visit. Sensual foods in the fridge and a fully stocked bar are over looked after our schedule and entertainment practices are mentioned. Most people know that I am a little germ-phobic so the hand sanitizer is easy to explain. Everyone knows I love coffee and that when we have guests, they drink it as well….

 

Now, I am certain everyone reading this will agree, no unusual conclusions could be drawn form visiting my home.

 

The big issue is the Adult DVD collection and assorted Adult paraphernalia.

 

Just what do you do with all of your stuff when you have company? People snoop! This is a fact of life. We keep everything out of harms way by storing it in our master suite and bath but while we are away, the mice will look for the “Cheese” so to speak.

 

We have decided that the best course of action is to take everything that could “out” us and pack it in a trunk with a lock. This truck will be stored in my Utility shed with various items stacked on it. It should look like just another box of tools among the many I have.

 

So now, we are going through the process of making sure NO Adult movies are in the DVD players. We are gathering up all the Adult toys, lubes, condoms, restraints, love whips, blind folds, or other Adult utilities and placing them in the trunk. We are taking ANY and all club wear or lingerie that Mrs. CXXC would wear and storing that there as well. All the Lifestyle associated Shirts, shorts etc.. are bundled in as well. I even gave a moments thought about replacing the hand held shower heads with your standard ones. That was silly.

 

I know that people will look in cupboards, cabinets, closets, drawers, computers (Very locked down with guest accounts available if they wish to use them) under beds, bathroom cabinets and the like. It is our nature to snoop!

 

Once we return and everyone is finished with spring break, we can pull the trunk out and go back to our normal existence. BUT What a drag!

 

The other option is to leave everything where it is and let them all think we are a couple Pervs. HA HA HA HA! Nahhh….. That would just bite us in the rear in time. SIGH! Looks like I have to finish packing. UGH!

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I personally see nothing wrong with any of the items you mentioned in your list however, I suppose from a vanilla standpoint they would/could seem a bit strange except...coffee? Vanillas would really think having 5 lbs of coffee on hand is strange? I thought everyone kept that much coffee on hand, I mean it is a necessity right? One should always have plenty of coffee stocked in the cabinet.

 

Good luck with your packing.

 

T.

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Well, I would agree with you on the coffee matter. I am not functional until after my first pot. However, I have had guests look at my coffee maker and ask "What army are you keeping up all night?" That made me add it to my list. I should have just said, "An army of perverts!" And left it at that.

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We're having a housewarming party in May. I often wonder what I'm going do with our plethora of toys and DVD's, lingerie and such. You gave me a great idea to just put it in a trunk, put it in the garage with all my other stuff and pretend it's just more junk that hasn't been put away.

 

Housewarmings are a great way for people to snoop around and see what you've got going on. We have a great collection of naughty wear, DVDs, and toys, and it's not really anything I'd want my mother to see.

 

As far as the shower heads, coffee and sanitizer... You've got some great reasons to have them around. Just like us. :)

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We have to keep the house pretty "Sanitized" from Adult items. Mrs. CXXC has more Vanilla guests over than not. We have more family visiting than we ever did when we lived just a couple hours down the road. Who knew moving 12 hours away would make them want to visit more!!!

 

The trunk is the best way to put it all in one place. It is large enough to hold everything and plain enough not to be noticed. Good think I didnt go in for the sybian!

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LOL, my opinion is: if you snoop, you get what you ask for (knowing things about me you probably didn't want to know)!

 

That said, WHEN are Speed and I coming out to visit you?! :hahaha: (BTW we probably have just as much coffee as you!)

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Speed and Trixie

I would generally agree with you, however, it is difficult to look the in-laws and various family members int he face when they have seen all the sex toys and various other aids. Not that we are addicted to them, but still. Could you imagine my 5 year old neice walking into the living room holding up the 18" double headed dildo and saying, "Look at this big worm I just found under aunties sink!!!"

That would be more than anyone could deal with. Although, the laughter would almost be worth it!

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Speed and Trixie

You ALWAYS have an open invitation to visit the CXXC home in Savannah! If you feel the need, bring your own coffee. I'm sure we will have two pots brewing at the same time.

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