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The Hottest Couple at the Club

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JustAskJulie

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Was evidently us....

 

There is something so wrong with that on so many levels. We checked out a new social last night, evidently it is quite new as they only had about 12 couples and 4 single males show up. We were a bit dissapointed once we got inside at what we saw.

 

We aren't ken or barbie by any means but we do try to present ourselves well and make an effort to look nice when we go out, whether vanilla or swinger. The couples we saw walking into this social didn't necessarily look like that... more of a jeans and t-shirt crowd and not really people that we found attractive in general. We had gotten there right when it opened (being used to clubs and socials where if you don't get there early it's 1. hard to get a table and 2. hard to meet people), so we figured we'd at least give it a chance.

 

Luckily, one really nice couple came over and joined us at our table. They were very nice and moderately attractive (they became more attractive as we got to know their personalities) and we were able to have a great conversation with them about a variety of things.

 

Evidently my "BOOBIES" were the highlight of the evening for the whole club because as I was returning from the restroom at one point during the evening a lady I hadn't met accosted me and told me that she had some people who wanted to meet my "BOOBIES". Not me, my boobies. So I was nice enough to indulge until they got a little too touchy/feely with my boobies at which point I made my way back to my table and the safety of my Pet and the other couple we had gotten comfortable with.

 

It wasn't until I got home and took my top off that I realized that somewhere inthe midst of that someone stuck a Hershey Kiss in my top... when I got home and took my top off I found it melted all over my breasts. Not a great thing.

 

We are slowly trying to meet people, I just wish it was easier to find people that we feel we can actually hang out with. I don't want to sound like a snob but most of what we have encountered in this area fit the stereotypicaly redneck variety all too well.

 

We just want what everyone wants, people with similar interests and style to us.

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Julie, I know exactly what you mean. My sex slave and I have been in the same situation when we go to our club and find that we are the "Angelina and Brad" of the crowd and we have felt so out of place. We try our very best to look and smell good and we even found this other couple one time who could not stend the bad breath let alone the BO. Why do they bother I wonder? But to each their own and if they don't turn us on maybe some other people are into that.

Good luck the next time you go.

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OMG Speaking of BO. One lady came up to us that night and sat down and smelled awful!! Bad BO and Breath. The one couple we did enjoy talking to that night had asked me to dance and I was happy to get away but poor Pet was stuck there, so when I saw his wife come back we both grabbed her and told her to go rescue him (which she happily did).

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If I were to rate my wife and I I would say we are above average looking. People have told us we are hot, and we just say yea yeah. We're both pushing 50 so it's hard sometimes to consider ourselves hot.

 

We recently received an invite to an online group a local hotel party group. We had met the group owners before and I (male half) was not attracted to the female half of the couple. So your blog made me laugh a bit as the majority of the people (based on profile pics) in this online group makes us look like top models. I don't think we'll be attending the parties.

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