Was evidently us....

There is something so wrong with that on so many levels. We checked out a new social last night, evidently it is quite new as they only had about 12 couples and 4 single males show up. We were a bit dissapointed once we got inside at what we saw.

We aren't ken or barbie by any means but we do try to present ourselves well and make an effort to look nice when we go out, whether vanilla or swinger. The couples we saw walking into this social didn't necessarily look like that... more of a jeans and t-shirt crowd and not really people that we found attractive in general. We had gotten there right when it opened (being used to clubs and socials where if you don't get there early it's 1. hard to get a table and 2. hard to meet people), so we figured we'd at least give it a chance.

Luckily, one really nice couple came over and joined us at our table. They were very nice and moderately attractive (they became more attractive as we got to know their personalities) and we were able to have a great conversation with them about a variety of things.

Evidently my "BOOBIES" were the highlight of the evening for the whole club because as I was returning from the restroom at one point during the evening a lady I hadn't met accosted me and told me that she had some people who wanted to meet my "BOOBIES". Not me, my boobies. So I was nice enough to indulge until they got a little too touchy/feely with my boobies at which point I made my way back to my table and the safety of my Pet and the other couple we had gotten comfortable with.

It wasn't until I got home and took my top off that I realized that somewhere inthe midst of that someone stuck a Hershey Kiss in my top... when I got home and took my top off I found it melted all over my breasts. Not a great thing.

We are slowly trying to meet people, I just wish it was easier to find people that we feel we can actually hang out with. I don't want to sound like a snob but most of what we have encountered in this area fit the stereotypicaly redneck variety all too well.

We just want what everyone wants, people with similar interests and style to us.