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Lunchroom conversations...
Sitting at the table in our work lunchroom, there are three of us. K, J and me.
K starts to talk: "You should have been to the derby the other night." X and X were there with their little girl. She is so cute... then we got to talking and she told me that they swapped partners with X and X."
I sat there and ate my homemade shepherds pie. I didn't even flinch even though I couldn't wait to hear the next word.
J looked at her and said, "Ewwww... really? How nasty!"
K said, "Yeah, and the way she was explaining it, they were all drinking, both girls were sitting on the floor and one of their husbands dared them to kiss and touch each other."
J says, "Ewwwwww...and they did that?"
"I guess! Isn't that gross?"
After a minutes, J says, "Holy Crap! That means X is bi?"
"Oh yeah... isn't that was bi people do? Go down on and kiss each other?"
I'm still eating my shepherds pie. Haven't said a word even though I'd love to tell them the right way to swing.
K said, "I guess that's what swingers do. She said they're full blown swingers now."
"Really? You mean they play with others?"
K said, "No, she said they haven't played with anyone else but if the situation came up, they wouldn't say no."
K looks at me and says, "Don't you have anything to say?"
I look at her. "Yeah, how old are these two?"
"They're both 22. I guess they were looking to get a divorce last week, but thinks that having sex with others will fix things."
"Huh. How old is this baby?" I asked,
"She's just 18 months old."
I asked, "Having sex while you're having marriage problems fixes the marriage?"
"Well, that's what she said."
K looked at me and said, "Don't you think that's just gross?"
I honest to God looked at her and said, "Well, maybe you really can't knock something you haven't tried. Maybe it's more fun than you can imagine." I smiled.
I drank the rest of my milk, dropped my bowl in the sink, threw my plastic fork in the garbage and walked out to the nurses station. Never in a million years would they think that Dave and I would ever try anything like that. We're the picture perfect couple who love each other so much that we could never "share" each other with anyone else.
Interesting conversation from people who have no idea what swinging is about but make their own conclusions and also have no idea they were just talking about swinging to one of the Queens of Swing of R town.
LOVE IT!!
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