There I was on the back patio, in my dark green boxers with red kissy lips, enjoying a cigarette and a cold beer. The night air was refreshingly cool and the light breeze felt really good on my sweaty body. A few ladies in various states of undress were also in the "smoking area" and we were passing time with unmemorable light conversation.

The party was well under way with lots of folks I think I remember seeing before but didn't remember their names. We just say, "Hi" and smile as we pass. The dining room table was covered with interesting snacks, everything from little sandwiches with the crust cut off to rabbit food with unlabeled dip. I generally stay away from the stuff in crock pots and the paper buckets of fried chicken. I like the fresh fruit and cheese.

Sue came out of the back door and her face lit up with a big smile when she recognized me (I think she may have also been overwhelmed by all the new folks at the party). I stood up to greet her with a kiss and a grope (she and I have never had bed time together, but we have enjoyed some fun moments in the hot tub). She was obviously on her way to the hot tub now, towel in hand and a tall skinny guy in tow. Sue is an interesting lady - not normally my type, but she has the largest clit I've ever seen face-to-face. She seems to like me, so that's another positive attribute for her.

After they had closed the screen door on the gazebo and the usual round of welcomes from the hot tub occupants, one of the ladies on the patio leans forward with smile and says, "she fucks like a man". I respond with a smile and a nod while I take another sip of my beer and try to figure out what exactly that means. "Fucks like a MAN" - is that good or bad? I'm fairly certain it must be a good thing - most folks at the party would be unlikely to say unkind things about the others (at least out loud at the party). Fucks like a man????? Suddenly I feel categorized and think a change of scenery might be a good thing.

So, now I'm wondering if she rolls over and falls asleep after her orgasm.....