Wow, what took this guy so long to contact you?

While most folks seem to find those emails insulting or annoying, I find them amusing. More than once I've had to resist the urge to reply to them with various forms of smartassery. But in the end, I take the high road and give the polite but firm, 'thanks but no thanks,' type reply.

Of course, we don't get that many emails to begin with, so that may be a factor, too.

=)

One should always reply to emails like this.

Its our civic duty as paid members on sites to reply to these mails. These users usually have a limited number of mails to send or read a day and we need to prevent others from getting this wonderful treatment!

Kyle

We got one of those yesterday, the first one in a loooong time.

It was from a paid member, but they were listed as a couple.

I saved the email thread for posterity: Here's some copypasta of the "conversation".

Them: hey holla back we r on now

Them (5 minutes later): we r close cum on now

(I decide to entertain them for a few minutes)

Me: What are you guys into?

Them: u got msn or u can call us at (phone number redacted)

Me: We prefer to communicate through mail on Swing Lifestyle.

Them: ok well hit us up

(I take a minute or two to try to figure out where in the hell they're going with this. So, I decide to drop back and punt).

Me: Are you two new to swinging?

Them: new here on Swing Lifestyle but we have having fun 4 3 or 4 years

Me: So, what kind of things do you two enjoy?

Them: kinky sex u know we r normal kinky crazy sexy horny cute cpl or we can play alone

(I can see that my initial reaction was the correct one, so I decide to go quickly to the ace in the hole, that always weeds out the flakes and fakes.)

Me: OK. We do all of our meeting and playing at the (local club) parties in (nearby town). If you ever attend the parties there, let us know beforehand, and we'll look for you there.

Them: we dont sorry

Me: Ok. Good luck in your search!

Fortunately, the overwhelming majority of those that contact us send good messages, and know how to communicate. I can handle one or two of the above type a year, if only to have a story to share.

WARNING - MEAN POST TO FOLLOW - WARNING

LOL. Who new the Neanderthal had learned to use computers let alone was a swinger.

sweet_tna - What took so long to reply? you read sexcupid's post above. If his response was anything like that, it probably took the other guy 8 hours to read it and understand it. After all, he was only able to squeeze out two word emails himself.

Yes, I know, I am far too verbose, but come on, at least try to put together a sentence or two if you want have sex. We don't require anyone to be Rhodes Scholars but, is a sentence asking too much.

Would it be mean to do something akin to a "419 eater" to some of these people?

Them: r u horny

Them: you can cum over now, I won't tell your husband

You: Thats really hot, but how do I know you are real?

Them: im real baby!

You: Well you could prove it to me by doing something no one could fake. I have an idea write "I am your tool" on your chest in marker and take a picture in the bathroom mirror. Send it to me and I'll know you are serious. I need to be sure you are real so I don't waste time, and I'm so horny!

Chicup...lol love it

sweet...I don't know how I kept myself from just ripping off my clothes and tracking him down

coupleerotic...precisely...you don't have to be able to have a monologue on Einstein's theories...but dang, some conversation is a bonus. lol

Chicup, I SO have to do that next time . . !

Sexcupid: I don't know either, but can I have him when you're done?

=)