That's what Ted told me the other morning while we were standing at the gas pumps filling my car for the trip home.

Now, before anyone asks, yes I can pump my own gas, but it's become a ritual with us that on the Mondays I head home after spending the weekend with Ted he pulls into the gas station with me and pumps my gas for me. It allows us a few extra minutes with each other and allows us one or two more kisses and hugs.

This past Monday, we were hugging and giving each other last kisses...our parting words are always, "I love you". I had told him I loved him and he said..."I love you and my dick loves you too". Huh?

He explained..."There's heart love and then there's dick love. You can have one without the other, but sometimes you get lucky and have both at the same time. I'm lucky, I love you and my dick loves you".

Okayyyy...what do you say to that? Me, I just stood there and looked at the silly grin on his face, kissed him one more time and got in the car puzzled over this, with a silly smile on my face thinking..."Hmmm, his dick loves me too".

I guess this goes back to the saying...The dick has a mind of its own.

Sometimes that man really tickles me.

T.