Mr Swingly here, and I'm happy to report our first ever event was a success. I would say about 9/10.

We arrived at about 8:15 because we're new and we had an orientation to attend. It turns out that this worked to our advantage because by the time the regulars showed up (closer to 10) the parking situation was reportedly hectic.

Our night began with a tour of the facility, it's not complicated. Mrs and I sat around with the new couples making somewhat nervous small talk. Then we had the introduction, given by a guy who is my new hero. He's been in the LS for 38 years, with his wife for 20 and they've run this place for nearly 8. He was like freaking Hugh Hefner and if his Mrs had not been tethering him, he would have been cussing a blue streak. For the first part of the evening we chatted with a couple who'd been married for 20 years and for the last few their spark had been failing them. She was cute and was displaying an impressive set. He was remarkably like me- button down shirt, slacks, apparently was preparing for every "what if" (me too!) We sort of collectively agreed to move the conversation out of the orgy/watching area to the pool/dance floor. We talked for a few minutes and Mrs asked me to dance and I obliged. During the dancing she thought she'd feel sexier in her bustier and I told her that I thought it was a sexy outfit and I'd like to see her in it. Couple 2 asked if we were going back to the orgy room and I explained that Mrs was just changing and they took our absence for Mr 2 to also change. They headed to the "dog pile" room and we were too shy to ask to join in (hey, we're new ).

We went back to the pool where Mrs danced on the brass pole, and then went to one of the outbuildings where the much discussed Sybian was located. I thought we'd be walking in to find someone in the throes of orgasm as the Sybian operator drove them nuts. Nope. Just one lonely dude wondering why the hell the ladies who had expressed soooo much interest in the machine were not showing up. A small group walked in (two couples) followed by several other couples who were not apparently together- and then Couple 2 came in and we exchanged shy, knowing smiles. They took one of the mattresses near us and cuddled and petted a little while one of the ladies from the group (Couples A and B) mustered the courage to ride the Sybian. She definitely seemed to enjoy herself.

At this point Couples A and B started a little spanking play on account of it was Mrs Couple A's birthday this past Wednesday. Mrs Couple B got in on the action and at this point I started feeling overdressed. I excused myself and went to the car to get my bathrobe, which I changed into and went back to the main building to stash the gym bag and Mrs Swingly had come back to the main building to find me because she was feeling a little awkward. We went back to the outbuilding and Couple 2 had departed. I have a feeling that they were getting the spark they needed (yay for them ) and we didn't see them for the rest of the night.

Mr B invited us to join them on the mattress. Mrs Swingly removed her leather skirt and I sat in the chair closer to Couples A and B. Mrs A was getting a good spanking from Mr B while sucking Mr A's cock. When Mrs A had had enough it was time for Mrs B to get her spaking and Mr A had no trouble bringing her to orgasm with his flail thing (I can describe it if needed). Mrs Swingly likes a good spanking and this was doing it for her- and when Mr B asked Mrs Swingly if she wanted to join in, she stripped down to her thong and started petting on Mrs B, fresh from her orgasm. Mr B and Mrs Swingly ended up on the mattress and were making out, etc. We had initially agreed that "no kissing" would be a rule, but it didn't even make it to the club- "let's agree that kissing is OK for tonight and if it feels weird for either one of us, we can go back to no kissing." She didn't have to twist my arm to agree.

I was still sitting on the chair watching them make out- when Mr B inquired about fucking. Mrs said he'd need a condom which seemed to surprise him a little, but he didn't complain. Mrs invited me to join them and I kissed her and played with her breasts while Mr B was on top. Mrs B was then asked to join in and did so on the other side of the Mr B/Mrs Swingly pile. The Mrses started kissing and fondling- nice. Mrs B came around to my side and Mrs Swingly said I should feel Mrs B's breasts because they were so soft. And they were. Mrs B seemed remarkably shy, and then out of the blue volunteered that she only gave Mr B blowjobs as a favor, or when he had her all tied up and hot-and-bothered. Shit, I needed a rope So I figured great- handy and then onto the fucking. Ummm, no. She's not allowed to play. My brain broke at that point and I simultaneously heard "FFFUUUUUUuuuuu" and "It's a TRAP!" in my head.

Now I had run this scenario in my head a dozen times in the past couple of weeks. I decided I wouldn't take one for the team and would pull the plug if this happened. Well, then I look over as Mrs Swingly getting her pussy pounded, red face and moaning and, well, I took one for the team (almost). Mrs B and I continued chatting and lightly stroking each other. When I looked over Mrs Swingly was balls deep on Mr B and it was clearly a new experience for him. Mrs B looked at me and said "wow, I should be taking notes!" Mrs Swingly's mouth is really quite attractive when stuffed with man-meat. Mr B put another condom on and went back to pumping my Mrs. Now, I'm not exactly having a bad time with Mrs B, but I could clearly be having more fun. She then launches into her depressive issues and asks if I want to go to the kitchen and leave these two alone. I told her that the Mrs and I have a rule that we would stay in the same room and I planned to stick to it. Right around then I told Mrs Swingly that I was hungry for something more substantial than what the kitchen had to offer, so they should try to wrap it up. Mr B was having too much fun and asked if they could perhaps finish in the main room after some snacks. Mrs Swingly just figured that Mrs B and I just hadn't hit it off, and we didn't have a signal for this scenario, so she said sure, they could finish in a little while.

We went to the kitchen area where most everybody had gathered and did some light noshing. After about 15 minutes of conversation I said I was getting cold in my bathrobe and shoes, and went to change back into my clothes. Mrs Swingly reports that she was talking to Mr B and said "wow, I'm surprised those two didn't hit it off" and was immediately corrected- "I don't let Mrs B play." Good for Mrs Swingly for basically telling him that was bullshit and had she known she wouldn't have even started. Mr B must have had some serious blue-balls because she says he actually asked "how long do you think your husband will be gone? Do we have time to finish real quick?"

I'm happy to report that Mr B will have had to find another way to finish himself off- which is why I say I almost took one for the team because at least this guy didn't get to bust his nut. It's too bad, too, because his wife seemed nice until we ran out of shitchat about the lifestyle and their experiences, and he seemed like someone I could totally have a beer with after he boned my wife. C'est la vie.

All in all it was a good experience and it's very likely we will go back in two weeks to ring in the new year with moans and sloppy kisses all around.