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Couples Cruise Review part 2

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Now the 'bad' and that bad is mostly not on CC but on Royal Caribbean.

 

We have cruised RC before on vanilla cruises a few years ago so we have some basis of comparison in this.

 

Over all the staff was very polite, and friendly. The reaction from the crew to the activities were sort of mixed. The white members of crew looked like they really wanted to join in (especially one female member who you could tell was having a blast). At night some of the officers would make it to the disco to observe and I heard second hand that more than a few regretted they could not join in (they would have been fired). Some seemed in shock, and some had no reaction at all. I did notice that while in our last cruise the cleaning staff was mostly female, on this cruise it was almost exclusively male. Being the crew members had a choice if they wanted to take part in this cruise, I didn't find that surprising.

 

The ship itself is worn out. It needs a refit badly. It smelled vaguely of sewer in places, had broken fixtures, etc. The coffee cups were not properly cleaned before they were re-stacked and unlike our last cruise the restaurant was often closed at times it was needed, especially early morning before shore excursions. Now that should have been ok with room service, only the room service was quite frankly awful. The food was bad, and it came late (plus they screwed up the order). The food itself was mediocre. If someone says they thought the food was excellent, they don't know how to cook or what good food is. This isn't an opinion, but a fact. The good news is that it kept me from gaining any weight while on board. People were actually saying Carnival cruise food was better, which is rather sad.

 

The service was the worst aspect. The service in the main dining room was poor at best, drink orders were not taken, if taken might not come, refills on soft drinks impossible without harping, that sort of thing. On the other hand they had no problem asking over and over if you wanted their very high priced wines. I think part of the problem was that unlike other RC cruises this was open seating, so you never had the same people at a table each night. For a swinger cruise this is very welcome, but from a service standpoint, not so much. Since everything had auto-gratuity, I think there was less attention paid than normal. I also have read the RC as a whole has declined since we last were with them, so I'm not sure how much of this is due to the fact we were on a swingers cruise and how much was just what RC is like.

 

Pool side service on the other hand wasn't bad, and as I said the crew over all was very polite.

 

Another frustrating issue were the elevators. This was just a design flaw of the ship. There were 6 of them, you could often miss yours because seeing when it showed up was difficult as they were inset. They were also programmed I think to place as many people in one elevator as possible, making as many stops as possible. I've lived in a highrise with 2 elevators which were quicker and better programed. This is a minor complaint and the joke we had was that at least on a swingers cruise people don't mind being packed into the elevators like sardines.

 

Overall, issues aside, it was a good time. There are some things I'd really like to see on our next cruise.

 

1 – Non-website based meet and greets. Every meet and great was based on websites and who you booked through. I understand they need the sponsors but AFTER they are done with those, having meet and greets every day would have been nice.

 

2 – Age based meet and greets. Being the main complaint with younger couples was finding other young couples (and despite us all being on a ship, there were people we never saw until we were getting off the ship). I hear this was suggested for this cruise but not implemented. This I think would help younger couples feel more comfortable.

 

3 – Vary the music, and less loud on the pool deck. I realize you can't please everyone, but we shouldn't hear the same songs every day repeated multiple times. I think some songs people could sing along with would help break the ice at well.

 

4 – More interactive type activities at the parties, name tags, etc. The music was so loud and it was so packed at times that even finding people you knew were there was difficult. People tended to just stake out a spot and chat there with the other people in that area. Minor things like a girls dirty dancing contest, or the like could have mixed things up a bit.

 

I'll probably add more to this review later. I thought about doing something akin to a journal of our activities, but decided not to as to protect the not so innocent.

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Nice review - good details and observations. I suppose any group event composed of a disorganized collection of participants will always be a bit of a gamble. One man's party is another's test of patience. Bloom wherever you're planted...

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Thanks for sharing your experience with us Chicup. It's been a while since we've been on a cruise, so, when the spirit hits again, we will seriously consider going this route.

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On vanilla cruises the days at sea were VERY boring. On this one, we wanted more days at sea. Personally I'd not take a vanilla cruise again ;)

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I appreciate the review. Yours is truly a close look into a couples cruise. It helps as JoAnn and I are curious. Especially helpful as I believe she and I are on the verge of becoming cruise junkies. We saw the Radiance of the Sea at the dock in Cozumel this past March. I recalled the ship being advertised for couples cruises so my first though was, "I'll bet those people are having fun." Apparently I had my timing off by about a month.

 

Do they give you towels so bare butts do not sit upon leather-upholstered chairs and sofas?

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The rule was always sit on a towel, we were hoopy froods.

 

Little Chicup got lots of sunscreen :)

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Interesting review.

 

We are also signed up for the 2012 november cruise (guessing it's the same one), and from what I've seen of the sign up lists from the websites we frequent, the bulk of the attendance ages seems to be pretty well spread from 30-50's. Yeah some older and some younger, but a lot of the signups are in that group.

 

So was this cruise not that way? Or were there a ton of couples who showed up from a website that you weren't familiar with?

 

 

The comment about loud music is another matter, we are really hoping they dont have it too loud, or if they do, it's contained to one small spot. We run into that issue at bar meets, and it's a turn off.

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It might have just been time of year but this cruise was on average 6 years older than the last one in terms of couples ages. (I was told this by an organizer). We got lucky and found a couple of couples we hit it off with, but it was pure luck really. Its quite possible we could have gone the whole cruise striking out, and for a while it looked like we would. Luckily the couple down the hall was our ages and type, but it could have easily gone where never saw them the entire cruise had their cabin been somewhere else.

 

Even if we didn't find a play couple, we still would have had a pretty good time.

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Thanks for the review, Chicup. We've never been on a cruise before, but reading this, it sounds like this would definitely be the way to go instead of a vanilla outing.

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Yeah, room placement luck really is a helpful thing at times.

 

We've seen that happen at hotel takeovers too. At our last 2 takeovers we were lucky enough to be placed right next door to people who we are compatible with, and both times we had some fun with our neighbors. Which likely wouldn't have happened if we weren't neighbors.

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We were on last November's cruise. It was a huge amount of fun, very sexy, met some really nice people, made a small number of genuine friends. Too bad we're from all over the US rather than from a single locale. At least 2 other couples from that cruise, plus us, are signed up for the Nov 2012 "Freedom" cruise, and we've managed to arrange adjoining cabins.

 

I absolutely agree about the music loudness. I have little respect for people whose only way of communicating is by yelling at me, and that applies to musicians and disc jockeys who communicate with music. We didn't stay at the outside pool much because of this -- the indoor pool was far quieter.

 

There was a certain level of snobbishness observed in the playroom. Let me be blunt: It's objectively clear that certain couples stayed away from certain areas of the big grouped beds in the playroom explicitly because folks playing in those areas weren't sufficiently in the class of Pretty People. This isn't supposition; this is from overhearing conversations more than once. The Pretty People can bite my hairy backside, 'cuz we had a heck of a lot of fun.

 

We did a couple offshore things, but never as organized by the crew. We just stepped off the ship and made our own way -- far less expen$ive. In particular, we went to the botanical gardens in Cozumel, which was a really neat place in its own right, and we actually managed to have a brief bit of sensual fun by ourselves in a back area of these hugely-grown bushes.

 

We spent a good bit of time in the casino in the early evenings -- we have a rather particular relationship to Blackjack -- and most of the casino personnel, and esp. one particular dealer, were overjoyed with the nature of the cruise. Apparently we actually know how to have fun, and when we lose at the tables, we don't go all ballistic about it. And reputedly we tip rather well.

 

All told, it was a fabulous way to spend 5 days. We like cruises because it's a total disconnect from the rest of the world. This was icing on the cake.

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All told, it was a fabulous way to spend 5 days. We like cruises because it's a total disconnect from the rest of the world. This was icing on the cake.
Amen, amen.

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