Anyone who looks at my entries knows I'm still pretty amused at the differences between the vanilla and the swinging life. Having just stepped to the dark side, I still laugh at some of the situations we find ourselves in.

This morning Mrs. Dont.Stop was awakened by the sound of a condom wrapper opening. And there was her husband, mounting the woman in the next bed. We giggled at the thought of telling this to a non-swinger:

"Oh my goodness. This morning I woke up to my husband having sex with another woman."

"Oh, I'm so sorry... how do you deal with something like that?"

"It was tough. All I could do is watch because her husband was still asleep with his arm around me. But it was HOT!"

".........?"