We realized the other day that my bullet had a crack in it. It still worked but whenever that crack hit me just wrong, it didn't feel so good. So, we headed to the local shop to pick up a new one. They have the bare bones basic bullet but it's just in like a baggy and it kinda skeezes me out. So I went for the next level up. The last bullet I had had a nice little slider bar to change the speed, and it seemed like it had an endless # of speeds. This new one has a button and only 2 speeds. First round at home it just ticked me off.. partially cuz we took the batteries out of the old one and put them in the new one so it wasn't strong enough. Then Pet kept trying to change the speed and accidentally turning it off. I thought he was just fucking with me, but evidently he was just trying to turn it off and not realizing what he was doing. I finally had to take the controller away from him.

The good news is that with fresh batteries it works well enough. The bad news is I still miss my old bullet. I'm just glad these things are only $10, because I'm pretty sure we are going to be buying another new one in the next couple of weeks.