How do you deal with babysitting, swinging, and family dinner all in the same day? Lots of quick thinking and makeup.

Chinese New Year fell on 2/8 this year, but we always have our family dinner the week after to avoid the crowds, so that meant dinner with my parents, my sister's family, and my brother's family on the night of 2/14. When Mr. A and I decided to celebrate Valentine's Day on 2/13, I agreed to babysit my sister's two kids on 2/14 during the day so my sister and her husband could have some couple-time together. Well, unbeknownst to me, Mr. A had planned a surprise for me for the afternoon of 2/14 by inviting my friend-with-benefits, who I have not seen in a while, to come over for a threesome. I found out about this little surprise the morning of 2/14, when I told Mr. A my niece and nephew are coming over in the afternoon. Yes, there was a failure in communication. Need to think quick....

My sister dropped the kids off around 1-ish. I gave them $60 and the key to my car, telling them to go see a movie. My quick planning also involved telling them to text me what movie they are seeing and what time it starts. My special friend arrived at 2pm, kids texted saying movie starts at 2:30pm. Perfect! I have 3 hours. Next step was to use our spare bedroom for the threesome because the window looks out to the front of the house and I can see and hear when the kids come back. Well, time flies when you are having fun. I was in the middle of being dp'd when the phone buzzed with another text...the kids are on the way back. I told the boys they have 30 minutes to unload or else. They performed well under pressure. My FWB finished and left while Mr. A got his sloppy seconds and went to the shower. I was lying there sweaty and exhausted, and then I heard the garage door open. I put on a pair of shorts and a t-shirt closest to me. I looked like I was in a wrestling match. I told the kids I was working out, and then my niece said "Your nipples are sticking out; you need a sports bra." Oops. Somehow, I think she knew.

By now I didn't have time to shower before dinner, so I washed my face, put on my makeup, grabbed a fistful of tissues to put between my legs, and off to family dinner with my niece and nephew in tow. My parents don't know we are swingers, and it's the strangest feeling to see them after the threesome....almost embarrassed but also feeling naughty, like I was getting away with something. I didn't get passed my sister though. She was sitting next to me and whispered "Did you just have sex? You look totally flushed!" Ok, more powder on the face...lots more powder. No one else said anything. I made it.