My wife and I have hosted thirty-eight private house parties over nine years. Yesterday's party was the best ever. Twenty-two people were in attendance. Everybody had an opportunity to play. Three people stayed overnight with us. The food was great and the conversation was great. And every time my wife and I start thinking that we have experienced everything, we are proved wrong by having new and amazing experiences.

JoAnn has never been shy and is typically the first to lead somebody up the stairs into a bedroom. And that she did. But what she has consistently told me is that she had no interest in having the attentions of two men at the same time. I believe she will be changing that tune. She had the attentions of three men and I could hear her calls-of-the-wild for more than an hour. I find the term gang bang to be undignified and so does she so let's say "serial sex". And while she was keeping these these guys occupied, it was an open-field of unoccupied female companions from which I could choose. I decided to offer deep massage to anybody who wanted and had the girls waiting in-line for their massage, each of them receiving a gentle offer of a "happy ending". Massage client numbers three and number four are the ones who accepted this offer. And here is where my story of "firsts" begins.

Massage client Number Three: It is a very large vanity for a man to have wild sex with a woman who is thirty-two years younger and to actually be able to keep pace with all of that youthful energy. This woman and her husband have, in spite of their young age, had quite a bit of experience in swing. So I was doubly flattered when she crooned into my ear, "You're good. I'll want to do this again."

Massage client Number Four: This might seem like a big step to take but it seemed natural to me. A long-time woman friend brought to the party a person new to swing lifestyle. The woman is post-operative transgender and to make a long story short, any hints that the surgery had sculpted the landscape were encountered only infrequently. The sex was amazing for both of us and went on for at least thirty minutes with another thirty minutes of pillow talk.

Yes, it was our best party ever. And we experienced "firsts". We are thankful for the friends that make all of this so good for us.