Swinging with a Christian couple

[Mikey477 52]

One couple my wife and I enjoy swinging with was a Christian couple we met several years back, and still swinging with to this day. They were in their late 30s, and were consistent churchgoers. Long story short, we actually met them a swingers club.

 

Whenever they invite us over for sex, they would usually ask us to come over for "bible study", of course my wife and I knew what that meant. Now they have kids, just like us, so they obviously had to drop them off at one of their relatives or friends place, before we do the "bible study".  Yes, we did read and study some parts of the bible at their place, but it wasn't very long. What we liked about it was that we were always nude when studying with them. After studying, we finally get to having sex with them. Personally, I found it sexy when the Christian wife was praying quietly in my ear while I was penetrating her. If it was a Saturday, we spend the night with them, and they invite us to go to church with them the next morning. 

[NWAtlSwing 527]

Interesting.

 

We are Christian but have not done Bible Study with swinging

[Baconheads 455]

My dear wife is an avid Christian, loves to go to church on Sundays.  She never saw the attraction to swinging/ group sex.  I grew up in a strong Protestant church, but these days I cannot stay awake in church no matter how interesting or dynamic the preacher is.  I've just heard it all before.  Maybe I should meet up with your hot bible belt couple!

[couplers 4,817]

I see nothing incompatible between Christianity and the lifestyle.  It is consensual and brings happiness using our bodies in the way they were designed and intended. 

[njbm 2,932]

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife is one of the Ten Commandments. Maybe if you go full New Testament, you can skirt around it. Or maybe the Supreme Court will rule that swingers have immunity.  

As a devout atheist, I say keep banging thy neighbor. Slide into your grave sideways, all used up in a blaze of glory, to paraphrase Hunter Thompson. 

[oldswinger64 126]

While I do have a strong faith, a woman praying in my ear as we copulate might throw me off my game.

[PeterJ 981]

1 hour ago, njbm said:

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife is one of the Ten Commandments. Maybe if you go full New Testament, you can skirt around it. Or maybe the Supreme Court will rule that swingers have immunity.  

As a devout atheist, I say keep banging thy neighbor. Slide into your grave sideways, all used up in a blaze of glory, to paraphrase Hunter Thompson. 

👍💕

[NoAngels 356]

Years ago in college I spent a night with a new girl I just met. She was really hot if I remember doing everything I dreamed up and every position she thought up. With her on top I was watching her face and then she started calling Jesus, then Oh Jesus, the screaming Fucking Jesus as we both came. 
Afterwards we were cuddling in afterglow I laughed and asked her, Aren’t you Jewish? 
I’ve told this story many times in my life each time I picture her face as she was screaming. 

[njbm 2,932]

3 hours ago, NoAngels said:

Years ago in college I spent a night with a new girl I just met. She was really hot if I remember doing everything I dreamed up and every position she thought up. With her on top I was watching her face and then she started calling Jesus, then Oh Jesus, the screaming Fucking Jesus as we both came. 
Afterwards we were cuddling in afterglow I laughed and asked her, Aren’t you Jewish? 
I’ve told this story many times in my life each time I picture her face as she was screaming. 

Hey,  Jesus was Jewish! He was her ancestor. 

[Numex 2,492]

11 hours ago, NoAngels said:

she started calling Jesus, then Oh Jesus, the screaming Fucking Jesus as we both came. 

To quote Nine Inch Nails, Closer:

"I wanna feel you from the inside
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to God

You can have my absence of faith

I drink the honey
Inside your hive
You are the reason
I stay alive"

[njbm 2,932]

God bless the instinct to reproduce! And thank you Science for effective contraceptives!

Edited September 6, 2024 by njbm

[couplers 4,817]

7 hours ago, njbm said:

God bless the instinct to reproduce!

Mostly people don't think of reproduction when having sex, they're just wanting sex.  Otherwise, sex would be done out in the open and considered a sacrament.

 

And such a tangled mess - desire, jealousy, maybe intense love, sometimes none at all.  The instinct is there, and the consequence of reproduction, but the instinct is for the pleasure of interlocking genitals. 

 

 

Edited September 6, 2024 by couplers

[PeterJ 981]

1 hour ago, couplers said:

Mostly people don't think of reproduction when having sex, they're just wanting sex. 

 

I believe I’ve posted this elsewhere, but the absolute hottest sex I’ve ever experienced was to impregnate my (three, but sequentially 😉) wives. No exotic positions, just straight on missionary fucking. 
 

At one point I asked a close friend, who was then a veterinary medical school professor of large animal reproduction what was the most effective strategy for getting my wife pregnant. (Hey, from that perspective humans are just another large mammal…) "Cover her as often as you possibly can." YES! 😊 Given that we both had jobs with long hours and long commutes it was amazing how much fucking we did till she conceived. 
 

 

[couplers 4,817]

23 hours ago, PeterJ said:

the absolute hottest sex I’ve ever experienced was to impregnate my (three, but sequentially 😉) wives.

Some of the most memorable, satisfying sex for me was after Clair had gotten unintentionally pregnant and I wanted to get pregnant as well, as soon as possible.  I stopped the pill and went at it (sequentially 😉) with David and Red.

 

I'm always turned on by the thought of having a living part of the men who I've had sex with living in me for days, but this was better than that.  Within three months, one of those little swimmers had found the prize, but we didn't know from which man until after the birth.

 

My next attempt at reproduction was to have Red’s child, since the first was David’s.  Nice as well, but nowhere near as thrilling as "potluck."

 

[couplers 4,817]

On 9/6/2024 at 7:03 AM, PeterJ said:

the absolute hottest sex I’ve ever experienced was to impregnate my (three, but sequentially 😉) wives.

Two other thoughts:

When Clair got pregnant by David despite being on birth control, she was upset and offered to have an abortion to keep us "as is" in our relationship. It took me about two seconds of thinking about it to decide that there was no reason not to start having children. We took the rest of the day off from work, she took three or four pregnancy tests, we cried together and I immediately decided that I would try to get pregnant as soon as possible so we could have our children as close together as possible.  That part of it wasn't hot sex, but it was emotionally charged whenever one of us women was or was trying to get pregnant. 

 

Second, while trying to get pregnant is exciting on different levels, trying to make sure it is with the other guy instead of the one who did it the first time is a bit frustrating in a poly situation.  Only p-in-v with one and nothing to waste the sperm with the other to save it for the other woman/women.  (We had our children together in three tranches.)

 

 

Edited September 7, 2024 by couplers

[KatrinaandDriverX 138]

Okay,any way you slice it, these people have issues resolving their sex drive with their faith. When this happens you get what is called a maladaptive response.  In short, they're a little nuts. Yet, if the sex is so good that the neighbors need a cigarette, alrighteee then.

 

Regardless, if you're trying to make an invisible man in the sky happy, you're going to have to sort through some conflicts and hypocrisy. People can rationalize anything and I'm glad they achieved it by having sex with you.

[J&Wu 425]

On 9/4/2024 at 7:55 AM, Mikey477 said:

One couple my wife and I enjoy swinging with was a Christian couple we met several years back, and still swinging with to this day. They were in their late 30s, and were consistent churchgoers. Long story short, we actually met them a swingers club.

 

Whenever they invite us over for sex, they would usually ask us to come over for "bible study", of course my wife and I knew what that meant. Now they have kids, just like us, so they obviously had to drop them off at one of their relatives or friends place, before we do the "bible study".  Yes, we did read and study some parts of the bible at their place, but it wasn't very long. What we liked about it was that we were always nude when studying with them. After studying, we finally get to having sex with them. Personally, I found it sexy when the Christian wife was praying quietly in my ear while I was penetrating her. If it was a Saturday, we spend the night with them, and they invite us to go to church with them the next morning. 

It would be an interesting way to bring other couples into their church. I was never much on Bible Study after my Confirmation but then again naked,...well maybe, especially with the,"Happy Ending!" 

The quient praying would beat all excessive noise including cussing for me.

[Half MT 274]

 

On 9/5/2024 at 10:01 AM, NoAngels said:

Years ago in college I spent a night with a new girl I just met. She was really hot if I remember doing everything I dreamed up and every position she thought up. With her on top I was watching her face and then she started calling Jesus, then Oh Jesus, the screaming Fucking Jesus as we both came. 
Afterwards we were cuddling in afterglow I laughed and asked her, Aren’t you Jewish? 
I’ve told this story many times in my life each time I picture her face as she was screaming. 

Never thought religion would be a thing with anyone we meet. Timmy said that a Jewish women we played with was a great fuck. I didn’t know she was Jewish, he said she was wild and very tight and just a good time. I had no idea then I said her husband was a great eater, he never stopped when I squirted on his face. 

[PSULioness 872]

16 hours ago, Half MT said:

 

Never thought religion would be a thing with anyone we meet. Timmy said that a Jewish women we played with was a great fuck. I didn’t know she was Jewish, he said she was wild and very tight and just a good time. I had no idea then I said her husband was a great eater, he never stopped when I squirted on his face. 

Let me answer as a Jew, Italian Catholic girlfriends I always thought were the hottest, my Irish Catholic girlfriends the sweetest and my Jewish girlfriends the craziest. I do think Jewish guys are good at oral to make up for their okay sex and the desire to please. 

[njbm 2,932]

Did anyone see the ancient movie “Revenge of the Nerds?” One of the nerds was wearing a Darth Vader costume and helmet. The head cheerleader mistook him for her macho athletic boyfriend. The nerd performed cunnilingus on the cheerleader and it was a revelation for her. At the end, he pulled off his mask and she realized it wasn’t her boyfriend, it was a nerd. I recall that she said “ Are all of you nerds that good?”  

[couplers 4,817]

15 hours ago, PSULioness said:

as a Jew

Let me be honest, as I read that it struck me as very positive.  My reaction surprised me because someone telling me there ethnicity is "so what."  

 

15 hours ago, PSULioness said:

Italian Catholic girlfriends I always thought were the hottest, my Irish Catholic girlfriends the sweetest

I grew up Catholic with strict parents, and my characterization is that Catholic girls who break free enjoy sex more. 

 

15 hours ago, PSULioness said:

my Jewish girlfriends the craziest.

I've heard men say, "crazy in the head, crazy in bed," to explain why they are dating the weird girl.  I myself like women who are non-conformist, sexually and otherwise.

 

 

Edited December 25, 2024 by couplers

[hunterdonNJcpl 1,478]

On 12/25/2024 at 6:56 AM, couplers said:

I grew up Catholic with strict parents, and my characterization is that Catholic girls who break free enjoy sex more. 

Truth.  My wife was a Catholic school girl.  She still goes to mass occasionally but doesn't do confession as far as I know, but if she did she would likely make the priest's head explode.

 

Her sisters were also Catholic School girls but apparently lack the wild gene that my wife has.

 

Years ago we admitted to my inlaws  that we go to nude beaches.  They were shocked.  My brother in law (also very conservative Catholic) asked, in shock,  "Why would you want other men to see your wife naked?!"

 

Lol. Oh he has no idea!

[bbarnsworth 2,667]

8 hours ago, hunterdonNJcpl said:

 "Why would you want other men to see your wife naked?!"

 

 

 

"Well, it usually happens right before they have sex with her, so it kinda goes with the territory!"

[njbm 2,932]

An older gentleman went to confession in a Catholic Church. He told the priest that the night before, he had a threesome with 21 year old twins. The priest advised him to say particular prayers. The older man said I’m not doing that I’m not even  Catholic. The priest said then why did you tell me that story. The older man said “Are you kidding, I’m telling everybody!”

 

 

[couplers 4,817]

On 12/26/2024 at 6:21 AM, hunterdonNJcpl said:

She still goes to mass occasionally but doesn't do confession as far as I know, but if she did she would likely make the priest's head explode.

If I were to go to confession, I wouldn't be confessing my lifestyle activities because the sex that I engage in isn't a sin.  Our activities are consensual and bring happiness to ourselves and others.

 

We could argue about my use of birth control, but I'm not sure even The Church is defending that any longer. 

[Baconheads 455]

On 9/5/2024 at 5:12 AM, couplers said:

I see nothing incompatible between Christianity and the lifestyle.  It is consensual and brings happiness using our bodies in the way they were designed and intended. 

I agree.  A lot of Christians are just prudish. The Israelite kings, appointed my God, were devout polygamists. You can't tell me that they only had sex with their hundreds of wives one at a time!

 

Love the new (hairy) profile photo!

[couplers 4,817]

On 1/7/2025 at 1:21 PM, Baconheads said:

 

Love the new (hairy) profile photo!

It’s not me.  L’Origine du Monde “The Origin of the World” is a painting by Gustave Courbet in the Musée d’Orsay. 

[PeterJ 981]

1 hour ago, couplers said:

It’s not me.  L’Origine du Monde “The Origin of the World” is a painting by Gustave Courbet in the Musée d’Orsay. 

@couplers, a friend of ours has a professional relationship with the museum. When we visited her family five years ago She gave us a thoughtful tour, which included this painting. It’s spectacular.

[couplers 4,817]

1 hour ago, PeterJ said:

It’s spectacular.

It caught me by surprise when I saw it.  Not shocking, but surprising in a satisfying way.

 

The novel perspective made me wonder why it is that nudity from a particular angle was considered scandalous at the time.  As a regular visitor to nude spas in Europe, a woman's parted legs is nothing unusual. 

[WesternSwing 521]

Living in Utah I can attest that there are many active Mormon couples in the Lifestyle, and I've swung with them and Catholics that would play until 3:00 AM or so and then go to church in the morning with rug-burned knees.