If her mother only knew...

[Guest Pinmonkey]

My wife and mom were going to the store last week and my wife was complaining about this girl she works with. The chick she works with is so jealous that we and this other couple were going out friday night (It was a play date). So my mom says something to the effect of "I don't know why she's upset, I mean, it's not like your sleeping with them." Mrs. Pin said she had a hard time trying to keep a straight face. Obviously my mom has no idea what went on so the comment was immensely funny.

[EvilMJ 65]

We have had a few times that this kind of comment has come up. The other day one of the guys at work called my husband to let him know to pick up one of the workers on the way in. Hubby dear knows that this guy has a bit of a thing for me, and that I think he's a cutie, so he teases him mercilessly every chance he gets.

 

I made a comment that my hubby was getting old and he could come over and take care of things for me (jokingly ofcourse), hubby teased that he was okay with that. The next comment from the young guy was "I had no idea you guys were swingers." We couldn't stop giggling for an hour.

[biblonde 22]

Comments like that are way too much fun. lol I had a bruise on my arm from falling off our bed..well I was a little drunk and 4 on the bed being drunk was well interesting. My Boss (who has no clue but knows I'm a little on the wild side) asked how I got it and I said I was drinking to much and fell off the bed...then she remarked jokingly ...so how many people were on that bed. As everyone turned to look at me for an answer since some are a little suspisious...All I could say was..ha ha ha very funny. I walked away thinking if ya only knew...and laughing to myself.

[mrs good times 73]

I was chatting with one of my employees at lunch one day and she began to tell me about her dinner out with a couple of her husband's friends. The female half asked her if she was a swinger because she has been married for 25 years. She was telling me how she couldn't believe someone would think she was a swinger and she couldn't even image how people could do such a thing. I just nodded knowingly and did not say a word but I was laughing inside.

[JustAskJulie 2,595]

Too funny. So does the jealous girl know that you are sleeping with them?

[spvcouple 123]

I had a co-worker who was recently talking about another co-worker of our's. He wouldn't tell me who. But he was going on at length about how this guy and his wife are swingers and love to party whenever they get the chance. I was wishing the whole time that the son-of-a-bitch would just tell me who this guy is so that I could decide whether or not we would like to contact them. LOL

[SecretAsianMan 348]

(*laughing*) ... that "if they only knew" snicker that we all have had.

[jdavisauto 73]

I was in my office on Monday morning and one of my road supervisors was just getting off work. I was giving him a pay raise so he was very happy. My very beautiful hispanic secretary walked in and handed me some paperwork. After she left he made a comment that she had a great ass and would love to spend the weekend in her bed. I just laugh a little thinking that I and my wife just did spend the weekend with her. Little did he knew. This was also the same lady that I had to fire later on because she started taking Liberties at work because of our relationship outside the work place. I will NEVER do that again!!!

[2inSanDiego4u 181]

We were recently "accused" of being swingers twice, jokingly in both cases. The OP is right, it is REALLY hard to keep a straight face. Each time after, when we were alone we laughed our asses off! It's kinda fun having this little secret life!

[awesomecplmn 21]

It's kinda fun having this little secret life!

 

On a recent car drive, hubby was saying something along the lines of wouldn't it be great if the world was so open that we could just say, "we are going to fuck some of our friends tonight" and nobody would think twice about it.

 

I told him that I thought that would make the lifestyle MUCH less exciting. The shared secret aspect is a huge turn on for me.

[cplnuswing 4,713]

In more than three decades together now, there are a LOT of "If her mother only knew..." things we've experienced together. Probably because since we started off that way pretty much from the start (not swinging, just things that certainly would not have had her strict upbringing's official Mom Seal of Approval ) Her mom and her are very close, but when for a while the ringtone she chose for her mom was AC/DC's "Problem Child", that was right on the money

 

We've never had anything as funny as the OP posted, but there's been plenty of:

 

So what are you doing this weekend?

 

Oh, just going out.

 

Going out?

 

Uh-huh

 

Where?

 

Just out.

 

By yourselves?

 

No, with some friends.

 

Who?

 

Just some friends.

 

And on and on and on. Sometimes it was aggravating, sometimes she actually took some evil grin pleasure in playing another round of the well-worn game

[Numex 2,419]

On a recent car drive, hubby was saying something along the lines of wouldn't it be great if the world was so open that we could just say, "we are going to fuck some of our friends tonight" and nobody would think twice about it..

I agree. Life would be less complicated and the sex just as much is fun. Plus it would open up more possibilities...

[ViSexual 1,008]

That reminds me of a time my parents may have realized we were swinging.

 

We were building a new house and my parents met us at the ten acres to see it. While we were there, the contractor and his wife pulled up. And, as a matter of fact, the contractor and his wife were play partners of ours.

 

We were talking about our house and the contractor suggested doing the vaulted ceiling in the living room a certain way that he was doing on another house he was building. We decided to go look. The contractor suggested that my wife ride with him and his wife with me so we wouldn't get lost if separated. Yea, right! Ha! Now I don't know what the contractor and my wife were doing on the ride but his wife was giving a great blow job.

 

When we got to the other house, I could tell my parents were very suspicious of why we traded wives for the ride over.