Most embarrassing sex moments

[napercouple 16]

Mine would have to be when my wife and I were in high school. My then girlfriend and her friend snuck over to my parents house at night.

 

I had my buddy sleeping over who's girlfriend was also the one who came over with my girlfriend/wife. I had a bedroom on the ground floor so we snuck them in through my window. It must have been around midnight.

 

Little did we know we were swingers at such a young age. Well we set up a wall in the middle of my room and each couple took their side. After about 20 minutes of doing what teenagers do their was a knock at my bedroom door. Can you say my heart just about stopped !! I was thinking my mom is going to kill me.

 

Both couples were naked!! I did not know what to do. So my wife and her girlfriend jumped on one side of the wall together so they could not be seen. My buddy jumped into my bed. And yes it was a water bed so their was a lot of noise. I jumped on the other side.

 

As soon as I got into bed the door opened.

 

Now picture this two naked guys on a water bed with no blankets at 12:30 at night.

 

My heart froze ... it was my sister!! Who was about 19-20 years old at the time. She was in the family room with her boyfriend. She opened the door and saw us naked and just closed the door.

 

I know she was going to tell her boyfriend that she just found out I was gay! I jumped up and went to the family room and said "I'm not gay, we have our girlfriends in the room"

 

We laughed about the situation and my parents never knew. They were sound asleep.

[pumpkins1970 17]

You still trying to explain that! LOL J/K Thanks for the laugh! XOXO XXX Pumpkins

[napercouple 16]

Thanks Pumpkins, I'm just trying to add a little fun to the board. Nobody has everdone anything embarrassing and laughed at it later in life. Come on do share your story.

[Dolphins524 15]

The only one I can think of is being parked at the end of the road w/ Mrs. Dolphins (not recently, we were in our teens ) when we saw reflections of headlights getting closer. At the time, it was a very quiet road so nobody was supposed to be there. When we realized they intended on coming all the way down to where we were, it was panick time. We were in the back of her hatch back Capri (kind of like the old style hatch back Mustangs for those that don't know) & NO window tint whatsoever. I'm sure all these people saw were 2 white asses up against the back glass, scrambeling for our clothing, because they abruptly stopped, threw it in reverse, & did a 180. Guess they weren't into joining in :rollseyes .

[jcbicouple 24]

The first time I met Mr's parents....Mom came downstairs to "wake us up". UGH! Need I say more?

Yes, I need.... It was uhhh, from behind but laying down so we're laying there (in that position) while she tells him something. God only knows what she said....I wasn't really listening! I was just trying to look like we weren't having sex!!!

[napercouple 16]

The sex in a car on a backroad also happened with us ... except it was a cops lights that were coming at us. We did not know until he turned his cherries on and his big spot light. He came up to the car and ask us what we were doing. Dugh!! We were pretty much naked, He told us to put our clothes on and go home. I guess that was our first time at being a exhibitionist couple.

[hfire269 16]

Yep we got busted by a cop too..lol He got our IDs and all... LOL That is after I found my pants so I could get my wallet.. LMAO....

[Jamie&Kieth 36]

I was in a threesome with two other guys, and I let out a very loud FART ... I never so two guys move so fast

 

My husband and the women we were with were also laughing ... I felt so embarrassed

 

Actually I have a whole bunch of embarrassing moments

[michelle101 15]

Considering it was just the Mr. and I involved in this one, I'm not sure embarrassing would describe it, but Mr.101 says he was embarrassed, and to this day shakes his head and apologizes for it.

 

We were in our early 20's, living together. One night we started having sex, and he put his fingers inside me. All of a sudden ( it didn't take long) my entire nether region was on FIRE! flamethrow The pain was intence! We couldn't understand what was wrong, until he realized he had eaten buffalo wings earlier with his fingers and forgot to wash his hands. OOOOUCH! We spent the night putting cold clothes and ice on my crotch. Needless to say....nothing more happened that night in the sex department. At the time, it wasn't funny, but now it is usually worth a laugh or two.

[txduo2000 18]

Considering it was just the Mr. and I involved in this one, I'm not sure embarrassing would describe it, but Mr.101 says he was embarrassed, and to this day shakes his head and apologizes for it.

 

We were in our early 20's, living together. One night we started having sex, and he put his fingers inside me. All of a sudden ( it didn't take long) my entire nether region was on FIRE! flamethrow The pain was intence! We couldn't understand what was wrong, until he realized he had eaten buffalo wings earlier with his fingers and forgot to wash his hands. OOOOUCH! We spent the night putting cold clothes and ice on my crotch. Needless to say....nothing more happened that night in the sex department. At the time, it wasn't funny, but now it is usually worth a laugh or two.

 

 

See, this is a good reason to teach your kids very young to wash their hands before AND after eating!!! And HOPE that lesson follows them into adulthood.

[tulippe44 25]

Okay, so this might not be as embarrasing as some but I think these moments totally suck at the time and then are laughable afterwards. There is nothing worse than having your children walk in on you. This has happened a few times for us. Mostly it has happened when we have gone to bed to actually go to sleep and then end up fooling around later and forget to get up and lock the door. This actually happened a few weeks ago(thank god it was pitch black out) But man talk about your heart going into overtime and a total mood killer. After the kids get water or whatever it is they wanted, we just can't seem to get going again. Again, there is nothing worse than hearing your child say mommy while you are in the middle of an orgasim.

[txduo2000 18]

Yeah, I think it's pretty embarrassing to be walked in on as well. Two of our children have walked in on us at different times, so we are very careful to lock the door. Even if we go to bed intending on going to sleep then start fooling around, one of us will get up and lock the door.

 

But, to me, as bad as that or maybe even worse is having a neighbor or relative walk in on you.

 

We have this very annoying neighbor. He thinks he is Fred Mertz. So, if he comes by to visit or stop in for something, he just lets himself in.

 

At our former home (we just moved), we had a door that led from the garage into our bedroom. On the outside wall of our garage, at the driveway, we had a keyless code entry box. This guy, don't know why, knew the code. So one afternoon, he came over, let himself into the garage, then into our bedroom. And yes, we were right in the middle of it. Had no kids at home, was the middle of the day. :rollseyes

 

Another time, before hubby and I were married, I was visiting him at his apartment and his bedroom door didn't lock. He had his brother staying with him at the time, and though the door was closed, though the brother knew we were in there together, and though he knew it wouldn't lock, he just came on in. The really shitty part was that he did it a total of three times over different occasions, so I truly believe he was just being an ass and trying to get a free show. We don't like this brother anymore, though for much more serious reasons than this.

[My77038 15]

See, this is a good reason to teach your kids very young to wash their hands before AND after eating!!! And HOPE that lesson follows them into adulthood.

Oh That was so funny.. I am Hollering.... that has happened to me twice. Not Good. Hot sauce down there. It so wasn't funny at the time. The first time I have forgiven but the second.. I mean come on honey.. So not only have you ruined my P&%$* but you seem to make a habit of putting your dirty hands in me. This won't do so somebody has to do some something. I am still mad about that crap. I know he's sorry and all but it help when you flames coming from your crotch. Oh yeah but its funny now.. he he OUCH! Think I just had a flashback....

[napercouple 16]

One time we were having a small party at our house. It was before we started talking about swinging. It was me and my wife another couple and a guy friend. The drinks were going down very well that night so we decided to play strip candyland.

 

We were all naked after playing so we decided to put some dares into the game. The dare to my two buddies was to run around the house naked. The female meant inside the house. But they went out outside and ran around the house.

 

Well the two girls and I went behind them as soon as I turned the corner running full speed, I ran into a tree. Ouch!!! And it was my own house!!

 

Two months later we get a christmas card from a weird neighbor saying "I've been a very good boy this year how come you don't invite me to your parties"

 

To this day we wonder if he saw us running around the house.

[lovefest04 700]

As teenagers we were caught so many times I can't count. The worst was when we were parked behind a bunch of buildings, we were quite preoccupied, in fact, so much so that we didn't notice the car (police) drive right up to us. We think he had turned his lights off. We finanlly realized he was there when he banged on the window with his flashlight and shined the light in.

 

He made us get out and wouldn't let us get dressed, immediately. I know that he got himself off after we left.

 

Then recently we were alone for a hour or so during the weekend afternoon, we got a little frisky and moved to the bedroom, which is on the first floor front of the house, shades closed. We were talking dirty, specifically, about our cute next door neighbors when there's a knock on the front door. It's her, asking us to come over for a drink. After, we got ourselves together, I go to open the bedroom window...yeh it was wide open the hole time.

 

We have to wonder how much she heard and we wonder if she interested ....

[wiscpl 22]

Getting caught by your kids when your together is very embarasing...but getting caught while your with someone other than your spouse is down right frightening. I was in our basement with mrs. wiscpl's best friend when our oldest son busted through the door looking for us. Mrs. wiscpl was upstairs and knew what was happening and keeping an eye on the kids. We quickly seperated and acted like nothing was happening, attended to his question (young kids have so many), and asked him to go find mom. Needless to say thats the last time we did that while they were still awake.

[michelle101 15]

See, this is a good reason to teach your kids very young to wash their hands before AND after eating!!! And HOPE that lesson follows them into adulthood.

 

 

Well said! I should have mentioned, Mr.101 is now meticulous about his hands. He is a mechanic, and yet, they are smooth and clean!

 

After MY77038"s problems I'm thinking one night of pain was well worth it.

[BorisNatasha 63]

Boris' story:

 

I was 15 and had a 14 year old girlfriend, who happened to be my sister's best friend. My parents didn't know we were going out so she was allowed to spend the night at my house all the time. Yes, I knew how lucky I was!

 

Anyway, one time she was over for a slumber party with a bunch of my sister's other friends, and she and I woke up really early in the morning and decided to fool around. We went upstairs to my sister's bedroom (she was asleep with her friends down in the living room, and my room was out because my little brother was in there) and fooled around then fell asleep. Suddenly we both wake up to the door opening and there is my sister staring right at us, me with my pants down and my girlfriends hand holding Little Boris.

 

My sister went ballistic and told my girlfriend to leave the house RIGHT NOW but later she calmed down. Needless to say it wasn't very fun at the time (I was terrified she would go tell my parents) but it's funny now looking back on it.

 

 

Natasha's story:

 

I lived in a condo where all the neighbors had balconies that opened into the same common area. I was having sex on the balcony and got very, very loud. As we finished and I came down from orgasm, all I could hear were my neighbors' balcony doors slamming shut all over the place.

 

Oops.

 

 

 

Boris & Natasha

[L&R 20]

R here; For me it was a flight between Seattle & St. Louis. Nicole told me she wanted me to help 'initiate' a new F.A. into the "mile high" club, I watched her and this newbie enter the "facilities" together to "warm up"...meanwhile another passanger engaged me in conversation that I couldn't

get free from immediately. When I got up and finally made my way back there, I was rock hard and eager to please. Opened the door (with Nicole's Key) and found a totally shocked old lady setting on the pooper!

[napercouple 16]

Opened the door (with Nicole's Key) and found a totally shocked old lady setting on the pooper!

 

Very funny. I probally would of pooped my pants!

 

Was she a GILF ?

[intuition897 2,179]

Boris' story:

 

I was 15 and had a 14 year old girlfriend, who happened to be my sister's best friend. My parents didn't know we were going out so she was allowed to spend the night at my house all the time. Yes, I knew how lucky I was!

 

Anyway, one time she was over for a slumber party with a bunch of my sister's other friends, and she and I woke up really early in the morning and decided to fool around. We went upstairs to my sister's bedroom (she was asleep with her friends down in the living room, and my room was out because my little brother was in there) and fooled around then fell asleep. Suddenly we both wake up to the door opening and there is my sister staring right at us, me with my pants down and my girlfriends hand holding Little Boris.

 

My sister went ballistic and told my girlfriend to leave the house RIGHT NOW but later she calmed down. Needless to say it wasn't very fun at the time (I was terrified she would go tell my parents) but it's funny now looking back on it.

 

 

Natasha's story:

 

I lived in a condo where all the neighbors had balconies that opened into the same common area. I was having sex on the balcony and got very, very loud. As we finished and I came down from orgasm, all I could hear were my neighbors' balcony doors slamming shut all over the place.

 

Oops.

 

 

 

Boris & Natasha

 

Hmmm, this sounds familiar.

 

Similar experience: We had a couple over to our house for playtime one evening. Same room fun. Well anyway the other lady and I both turn out to be quite "vocal" and we didn't realize that we had left the bedroom window open until we heard the teenagers from the house behind ours mimicking us.

 

OMG... absolutely embarrassing.

 

Oh, that and the time that our daughter walked in on us doin' the nasty (doggy style no less). This happened quite a few years ago. She was probably 3 or 4 at the time. We were watching dirty movies and had the flip out couch rolled out. Before this event, both kids ALWAYS slept like logs once they were asleep. Anyway, we're both not really paying attention until we hear a panicky high-pitched little voice yelling, "DADDY! YOU GET OFF OF MOMMY RIGHT NOW!" I just wanted to crawl under the nearest rock, and I wondered how much we were going to be spending on therapy for the poor kid in years to come.

[L&R 20]

Hmmm, this sounds familiar.

 

Similar experience: We had a couple over to our house for playtime one evening. Same room fun. Well anyway the other lady and I both turn out to be quite "vocal" and we didn't realize that we had left the bedroom window open until we heard the teenagers from the house behind ours mimicking us.

 

OMG... absolutely embarrassing.

 

Oh, that and the time that our daughter walked in on us doin' the nasty (doggy style no less). This happened quite a few years ago. She was probably 3 or 4 at the time. We were watching dirty movies and had the flip out couch rolled out. Before this event, both kids ALWAYS slept like logs once they were asleep. Anyway, we're both not really paying attention until we hear a panicky high-pitched little voice yelling, "DADDY! YOU GET OFF OF MOMMY RIGHT NOW!" I just wanted to crawl under the nearest rock, and I wondered how much we were going to be spending on therapy for the poor kid in years to come.

 

 

yep....when I first got together with Deb(2nd wife) my (now) step-son was 2years old...he was peeking thru the key hole and yelled...Russ! You get off my mommy! Later, when he was 5 he used to follow me around the house, one time he thought I was Nailing something to the bed-room wall.....turned out it was his Mother...he nearly ripped his poor little ears off backing his head out of the doorway while closing it.

[Dolphins524 15]

Speaking of getting caught by your kids, I'm not sure if it's worse to get caught & know they've caught you or to find out later that they did. My oldest apparently walked in on us when we were getting frisky one night. The only way we ever found out he was there was when my mother in law came to visit for about a week. Her, Mrs. D., & him (he was about 7 at the time) were having a nice family moment just talking & spending time w/ each other when he, for what ever reason, proceeded to tell my mother in law about the time he saw Mrs. D on top of his daddy & we were "rubbing our pee pee's" on each other . Don't know which time it was or how much he saw, but Mrs. D had to leave the room . She must have been 20 sheets of red when she told me about it.

[pistol pete 15]

 

Two months later we get a christmas card from a weird neighbor saying "I've been a very good boy this year how come you don't invite me to your parties"

 

That has to be one of the coolest neighbors ever.....or the wierdest.

[dayhiker 83]

proceeded to tell my mother in law about the time he saw Mrs. D on top of his daddy & we were "rubbing our pee pee's" on each other

 

Just to comfort the parents some more. (Ya right) When my sister and I were about 5 and 6 we walked in our parents. It was winter so then were covered to the shoalders. But Dad was on top. I asked why they were in that position. They said they like it. They asked us from then on to knock before we entered.

I year or so later my sister and I were wondering why old maids didn't ahve kids and married women did. So we got the scoop. Sometime after that I put two and two together!

 

Yup, looks like they will remember it. Interesting how memerable sex is even as a kid!

 

dayhiker

[intuition897 2,179]

...were having a nice family moment just talking & spending time w/ each other when he, for what ever reason, proceeded to tell my mother in law about the time he saw Mrs. D on top of his daddy & we were "rubbing our pee pee's" on each other . Don't know which time it was or how much he saw, but Mrs. D had to leave the room . She must have been 20 sheets of red when she told me about it.

 

Priceless. Reminds me of one of those feel-good chain emails titled "Kids say the darndest things". I seem to remember a horror story about a woman in a bank with her 3 year old. The kid was angry that she wasn't allowed to do whatever it was she wanted at that moment (buy a doll or something). So while waiting in the long lineup, the little girl puffs herself up, and hollers, "If YOU don't let me buy that doll, I'M GOING TO TELL GRANDMA THAT I SAW YOU KISSING DADDY'S PEE-PEE LAST NIGHT!!" Needless to say, the woman grabbed the kid and bolted, the sound of the other customers' laughter ringing in her ears. What a nightmare. Email urban legend probably, but it's just so horrible it might be actually true.

[Dolphins524 15]

Priceless. Reminds me of one of those feel-good chain emails titled "Kids say the darndest things". I seem to remember a horror story about a woman in a bank with her 3 year old. The kid was angry that she wasn't allowed to do whatever it was she wanted at that moment (buy a doll or something). So while waiting in the long lineup, the little girl puffs herself up, and hollers, "If YOU don't let me buy that doll, I'M GOING TO TELL GRANDMA THAT I SAW YOU KISSING DADDY'S PEE-PEE LAST NIGHT!!" Needless to say, the woman grabbed the kid and bolted, the sound of the other customers' laughter ringing in her ears. What a nightmare. Email urban legend probably, but it's just so horrible it might be actually true.

 

 

Seems like I've heard a similar story, except it was supposedly in a grocery store line. Some sweet little child (not sure if it was a boy or girl) was mad @ mommy for not buying them something, and proceeded to tell her that he (or she) would inform Grandma that they had come down stairs last night & saw mommy " brushing her teeth with daddies pee-pee." Like you said, probably an urban legend, but funny as hell none the less.

[Jamie&Kieth 36]

My parents were having a Christmas Party, I invited my NEW BOYFRIEND & future husband (still is) to our house for the weekend. Yes separate bedrooms were requried.

 

Well, as the party got going, I took Kieth into the bathroom for a quickie blow job, and WOW did he cum, didn't have a chance to swallow all of the stuff.

 

We emerged from the bathroom having cleaned up my face and hair. Of all people to notice, my mother noticed a drop of the white/transparent goop on my dress, she made a comment, wiped it off with a napkin and then said "OH MY!!!" &

 

It was never brought up again untill I announced I was pregnant with my fouth child. Mom said with a devilish grin "still has it doesn't he".

[WesternSwing 504]

Sex in a car seems to be the running theme here, so I'll throw in one of mine. Back in high school my girlfriend and I were parked up on the side of a mountain where they had just paved new streets, but hadn't started to build homes there yet. It had a great view of the whole valley.

 

We are in the back seat, things getting hot and heavy, we do our stuff, the windows are steamed-up, we're still naked and then there is this knock on the side window of my car. It is a cop. I open the door (2-door) from the back seat and the cop looks in. He shines the flashlight on my girlfriends teenage body with DD tits and just smiles. He says "you have ID on you" to which my girlfriend replys with a huge, sexy, I'm a naughty girl smile: "not on me." I had to choke back the laugh so that the cop didn't go harder on us. He lectured us about having sex there to which I replied "well, where are we gonna' do it? Her driveway?" He said "Good point" and told us to have a nice evening to which my girlfriend once again shot back, index finger just inside her lips in the total Hollywood sex kitten way "thanks, I already did." Yeah... she was hot.

 

Mr. WS

[WesternSwing 504]

My parents were having a Christmas Party, I invited my NEW BOYFRIEND & future husband (still is) to our house for the weekend. Yes separate bedrooms were requried.

 

Well, as the party got going, I took Kieth into the bathroom for a quickie blow job, and WOW did he cum, didn't have a chance to swallow all of the stuff.

 

We emerged from the bathroom having cleaned up my face and hair. Of all people to notice, my mother noticed a drop of the white/transparent goop on my dress, she made a comment, wiped it off with a napkin and then said "OH MY!!!" &

 

It was never brought up again untill I announced I was pregnant with my fouth child. Mom said with a devilish grin "still has it doesn't he".

Now that's a good one!

 

Mr. WS

[NaughtyDelight 16]

When the Mr. & I were dating

We lived in the country, Where every other road was just a trail type road

we had this one spot, surrounded by trees, a huge Deep Pond

Well we parked he could not get the break stick down all the way

But it was good enough, (in a passionate hurry lol and dont always need that one anyway)

Needless to say we were making out in car, ran out of room

Got outside the car, got going pretty heavy and the car started rolling

(Go figure) it came just inches from going into the water.

I kept thinking how the ___ were we going to get out of there since all our clothes are in the car if it goes in the water, and explaining it to my parents lol. ( a couple of days later found out why the stick did not go down, he has these little hard silver dice hanging from the review mirrror and while we were messing around or something I must have knocked them off and it got stuck under it.)

 

Well the next weekend we decide to go to another spot we know of

Well it got ruined. Here we were naked in the car this time yet my neighbor (boys my age and there friends) were in there big truck with the spotlights on top of the truck, well they put thoes on us and busted us

[jennjenn 17]

Wow, I don't even want to tell this one because it's so embarrassing. Ok, met a guy at AFF that I really liked (not on there anymore btw). We'd talked on the phone for a couple of weeks, he was a hottie and WAY younger than me. He was born the year I graduated from highschool lol. I was 37 so do the math. Well, anyway, he wanted us to spend the weekend together and we agreed upon a half way point, a little touristy spot in the mountains. I was nervous and excited, he was so yummy. And with the age difference it was 100% about sex lol, nothing more. So we met and got a hotel room at this little retro hotel, it was the coolest place. We're kissing and things are hot and heavy and we do our thing. My tummy starts hurting afterwards so I go to the bathroom. Well, to spare you the gory details, I got sick. Not throwing up, but the other end . Small hotel room, hot young guy waiting for me to get back to bed and I can't get off the toilet. When I finally get back to bed, I'm so worried about an accident that I can't really enjoy the sex and I'm in and out of the bathroom the entire two days we were there. I think he didn't know what was going on, he probably thought I was just the cleanest person in the world since I was so fastidious about making a beeline for the bathroom immediately after sex each time. Not a good weekend lol .

[iowancouple96 15]

When I was dating my husband, we were at his parent's house and had sex on the couch. We finished, cleaned up and got dressed and noticed that he dribbled a little on the couch. So we cleaned it up, but unfortunately it left a little wet spot. Shortly afterwards, his brother (who was a senior in high school at the time) came home, grabbed a soda, and sat down on the couch. All of a sudden he looks over to his side, jumps up off the couch and said "OMG, you two! That's gross!" I don't know about hubby, but I was slightly embarrased.

 

As far as getting walked in by your children, that has happened to us a few times. The first time our oldest daughter was about 3. Luckily we were somewhat covered up and hubby was on top of me. She said "Daddy, get off of my mommy!" The other time she walked in on us, she said "Why are you jumping on the bed??" Yeah, we installed a lock on our door shortly after that.

[DBL D 120]

I went out on a double date with my college roomate one time. It was a very cold November night and we were on motorcycles. No moon either. It was the first date with this gal. We hit it off pretty well and ended up on a dark private road overlooking the valley. After kissing and her telling me that her mother had warned her about guys like me, we ended up in a 69 with me on top. She had to lay on my coat. Man it was cold! Anyway the other couple was up the road a bit and failed to warn us that a car was coming. Well, I didn't know that we'd settled down in the middle of the road...And you never saw a guy get up so fast and pull up his pants while the girl sat there trying to wrap my coat around herself. They cruised on by like we were a fence post or something, then skidded to a stop and yelled back, "Not in the Middle of the Road!".

 

She sent me a Christmas card that implored me to try to keep it out of the "Spotlight".

 

Male D

[happycampersfor 24]

Our Most Embrasing Monent Had To Be When We Wre With Some Friends And We Decied To Role Play. My Friend And I Went Out In The Car And Our Wives Went To Amotel Not Far From The House, They Dressed As Hokers And Were Staning Out On Hte Corner When We Drove By, We Slowed Down And Circled The Block. We Stoped And They Bent Over And We Talked A Few Minutes, Then My Wife Got In The Back With My Friend And His Wife Got In The Front With Me, Befor We Could Move Ther Were Three Police Cars Around Us, And We Were Being Dragged Out Of Car. The Police Had Us Handcuffed And Were Ready To Charge Us With Solicitaion, And Our Wives With Prostuition, When The Officer In Charged Realized That We Were Married, And He Let Us Go, He Told Us Not To Go Back As They Wre In The Middle Of A Sting Operation For Prostuution.

[michelle101 15]

Our Most Embrasing Monent Had To Be When We Wre With Some Friends And We Decied To Role Play. My Friend And I Went Out In The Car And Our Wives Went To Amotel Not Far From The House, They Dressed As Hokers And Were Staning Out On Hte Corner When We Drove By, We Slowed Down And Circled The Block. We Stoped And They Bent Over And We Talked A Few Minutes, Then My Wife Got In The Back With My Friend And His Wife Got In The Front With Me, Befor We Could Move Ther Were Three Police Cars Around Us, And We Were Being Dragged Out Of Car. The Police Had Us Handcuffed And Were Ready To Charge Us With Solicitaion, And Our Wives With Prostuition, When The Officer In Charged Realized That We Were Married, And He Let Us Go, He Told Us Not To Go Back As They Wre In The Middle Of A Sting Operation For Prostuution.

 

 

 

I bet the cops still talk about this one! They probably wish their spouses would do it for them! You know what they say, If you see a good looking hooker, It's either a cop or a guy. Guess we will have to add someones wife to that list. Thanks for the laugh.

[95mustang 15]

My most embarrasing moment (other than the kids walking in) was the first time hubby and I spent the weekend together. We met through work on the phone and started talking at home. We talked for about 3months when he decided to come visit me for my birthday. So on my birthday we decide to get up and take a shower. He's standing in the shower holding me up and I have my feet resting on the edges of the tub (use a little imagination) and found out that those little towel racks in the shower are plastic and will come off. So I slip he can't grab me fast enough and not only did I fall but I basically flew threw the air, hit my hip on the soap dish and my head on the faucet. He's trying to pull me out of the tub and of course I'm crying. He's thinking (I don't know where the hospital is) it turns out I was fine just an extremely ugly bruise on my hip and a major headache. To top that all off the reason we were showering in the first place was so he could go meet my parents for the first time. We kept giggling through dinner. Oh well it turned out allright. THe next day we told my parents we were getting married and our adventures haven't stopped yet.

[Spoomonkey 421]

THe next day we told my parents we were getting married and our adventures haven't stopped yet.

 

Now THAT was a cool story

 

Spoomonkey

[Deptydog 15]

Mine was when I was in High School. I was dating this girl (she is black, I'm white) and we were at her house. We were the only ones home and we should have had hours to ourselves. We were on the fold out couch in the family room.

 

There we were, going at it hot and heavy, when I thought I heard a door. She is moaning pretty good and didn't hear anything. Well, about a minute later, the family room door opens and her brother...her very large brother steps into the room. He glances at us, says "Oops", and starts to close the door. Just then, the realization of what we are doing hits him. He slams the door open, hollers "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" and starts yelling that he's gonna kick my ass. I actually grabbed my clothes (no shoes) and jumped out the window. I walked home barefoot, with a hardon, in february, in New Jersey.

 

She called me a couple of hours later and we were both glad that we managed to live through it. We DID finish what we started at a later date.

 

I can still remember that day like it was yesterday.

[WildMiCouple 325]

Ok.....this one wasn't during sex, but rather what happened as a result of.

 

A few years ago we were getting ready to head out. Tammy's in the walk-in closet, nude, picking out her outfit for the evening. Watching her from the bed, I got aroused. So, I join her in the closet and slip in from behind. She half bends over and holds on to the shelf as I continue. We were going at it for about 10 minutes when she starts moaning quite loudly. This starts me thrusting really hard and deep in time with her moaning. It wasn't long before I felt an abnormal twinge below. OK.....time to change position. As I pull out to rearrange us, I see blood on my cock "Uhhhhhhh, honey, I think you started your period." Into the shower we both go to rinse off. Next thing you know I'm pissing blood

 

Jeez......I broke my dick. Tammy's very concerned, while I'm not too worried. I assumed I just broke a blood vessel or something from the vigorous shag we just had. She wants me to go to the 24 hr emergency clinic as it's sunday evening. "No chance" I tell her. "What's a general doctor gonna know about my broke dick".

 

Next morning, I wake with a hardon.......alright, he still works . But I'm still pissing a little blood. Off to our family doctor we go. He examines me.....and even checks my prostate :rollseyes. Cannot find anything wrong....so he recommends a urologist. Off we go to Dr. Wang......yes, I kid you not, Dr Wang, an asian urologist lol He examines me and also checks my prostate(:rollseyes this is getting old now). He tells me this usually happens to black men I didn't ask what he meant by that by that, but I wondered: was it because I'm above average in size and the stereotype comes into play, or they like to have vigorous sex, or that he primarily sees black men as patients Anyway, he then tells me he wants to scope my dick "You're kidding, right Doc". Nope, he sets up the appointment for the next day.

 

The next day finds me dressed in the hospital gown laying on the table. This hottie blonde nurse shows me the tube they are gonna insert in my dick , and there is the tv screen they'll be observing the view on. Fuck.....it's amazing the shit a little pussy can get you into. I look at the nurse and tell her "if I pop some wood after I'm out.......it's cuz I'm thinking about you.....not the Doc." She just smiled and said "you'll be fine" I woke up from the anastetic with a sore dick. It felt worse than it did when I broke it. The Doc then tells me that it was a broken blood vessel, and it will heal on it's own. Great, this was all for "peace of mind" :rollseyes

 

Needless to say, we haven't tried that position again.

 

Brett

[Nova 15]

We've had two:

1) The "doing it in a parked car" scenario. A cop comes up to the car and we're completely naked. Mrs. Nova (we were just dating at the time) is saying "don't tell him my name don't tell him my name don't tell him my name"

See, at the time her daddy was a senior highway patrolman...

 

2) Again, still while we were dating - doing it doggy style in the guest room at my parents' house when there's a knock on the door... Luckily we'd locked it, but I still got a lecture.

 

Nova

[Deptydog 15]

Ya know, I've been on both ends of the "Cop coming up to a parked car" scenario, having been a Police Officer.

 

The most memorable was the time my partner and I were riding past a club and noticed a car parked all the way in the back of the parking lot who's tail lights were flashing irregularly. We shut off our lights and rolled up to the vehicle. It was a hatchback with the big window in the back and when we got behind it and turned on our headlights, spotlight, and flashing lights, we got a fantastic view of a guy on top of his girl in the drivers seat. We caught him in mid-stroke and the look on his face was absolutely priceless. It seems that he had his foot on the brake pedal and didn't know it so with every thrust, he activated his brake lights.

 

I still giggle to this day when I think of the look on his face when we lit up.

[Mindway 15]

First of all, I am laughing my a** off at the moments we have all had...Ok, here goes. My girlfriend at the time and I worked together and used to take our lunchtime to be a little naughty. The area we worked in was rural and had a few farme here and there. We finally found "the best spot to park" and for weeks we would go there and play. Finally one day during the summer months we were both enjoying the thorough fingering I was giving her with her. With her pants down around her knees, all of a sudden she hears the snort of a horse. Now mind you the window is opened, her pants are around her knees and there is a farmer on a horse staring down at us. While covering her, I look up and say, oops sorry sir can we have a moment? He replies, sure, looks like you already were, I guess I got here too early? Needless to say she was thouroughly embarassed especially since he was probably watching us...That year for Christmas I wrapped up a little plastic horse and gave it to her as a present. To this day when we see each other, I usually make that sound, and we still laugh hysterically.

[Rockon 19]

I had a job which once in awhile I had to go to an office in Michigan. I was there enough I had a cubicle there.

I spent a Friday evening in a hotel and went to the office on Saturday morning. The girl that worked at the hotel desk, who later ended up in my room, came into the office to thank me for the evening. We soon got busy on my desk and we both heard the door open. The next split second the desk broke sending us crashing to the floor infront of the boss who had just walked in

[Nova 15]

The girl that worked at the hotel desk, who later ended up in my room,

 

How often does *that* happen?

 

Nova

[Platinum24 18]

LOL these stories are great.

 

My mom caught me masturbating, I believe in 2003. After she knocked on my bedroom door and I said wait like constantly she just opened the door and all i could do is cover myself. All I had was a shirt on. It was awkward and weird.

[couple430 15]

I have had two incidents. The first was when I was sixteen. I was with my girlfriend at her sister’s boyfriend’s house. We slipped off to a bedroom and were both nude in bed going hot and heavy when her sister opened the door and turned on the light. Well that finished that. Her sister just said “---- we’re leaving now, its time to go” and then calmly walked out. We have remained friends for years and her sister has never brought this up.

The second occurred about 20 years ago with my wife. We were in bed going 69 like crazy when our oldest daughter who was 7 at the time walked in. It was very late at night so it really caught us by surprise. My wife and I both froze. It was still very dark in the room and I could see my daughter doing a hard stare, kind of “what the hell is that” kind of thing. Then she walked out. To this day I’m not sure if she figured out what we were doing or not. Oh yah, we got a lock for the door the next day.

[Platinum24 18]

oh my god! you mean people knew about 69s in the 80s???

[Guest Pinmonkey]

oh my god! you mean people knew about 69s in the 80s???

 

Just about everything that can be done, has been done before. Sometimes the name changes, but it's been done.

[Platinum24 18]

oh LOL =)~

i figured that.

I was joking.

 

But really, I always kinda wondered if people had oral and anal sex way back during the roman orgies and way back in the last millenniums.