After party eats: A swinger's best friend?

[Spoomonkey 421]

You know the feeling... That mad craving you get on the way home from the club after burning off some serious calories on the dance floor, play room, or just the endless loop around the building doing the social thing...

 

You are tired, but hungry...

 

It is the worst thing you can do - but you ARE going to eat! Damn straight - and no one is stopping you...

 

And at those times when you need food in the worst way - you options include only the worst possible food...

 

So - my question is - which restaurant is the swinger's best friend? From which franchise should we seek endorsement? From stumbling around a pizza parlor at three in the morning with Mr and Mrs Good Times - to fumbling with the juke box at some random Waffle House, I think we've tried quite a few. And since White Castle has already been claimed by the "420 friendly" set, we want to jump on this before all the choices are gone...

[Mrs Spoomonkey 118]

From stumbling aorund a pizza parlor at three in the morning with Mr and Mrs Good Times - to fumbling with the juke box at some random Waffle House, I think we've tried quite a few. And since White Castle has already been claimed by the "420 friendly" set, we want to jump on this before all the choices are gone...

 

Spoomonkey

 

My vote is for "stumbling around a pizza parlor at three in the morning with Mr and Mrs Good Times" Best food and best company.

 

Okay, I'll go with what our normal is "IF" we don't leave the club too late Taco Bell is by far the best place to get late night (okay early morning ) meal. We haven't found a pizza place around here still open at that hour and it is better than the White Castle "belly bombers" that can make you really sorry you fell asleep with them in your stomach.

 

Last option is Waffle House and that's only because it was no longer late night it was EARLY morning and that and a gas station were our only choices. We also try to avoid places that don't have a drive through because when you are in "Slut" wear it's better to be able to stay in the car

 

Mrs Spoomonkey

[intuition897 2,179]

If we're entertaining at home, it's either Bubba's (they make the most amazing burgers and poutine), or Silver Wok take-out. Funny story about the chinese food delivery guy, but anyway...

 

If we're going to Toronto, it's Tim Horton's coffee on the way and maybe a Wendy's salad, drive 2 1/2 hours, check in to our hotel room, have sex, order room service, flirt with the delivery guy, freshen up, go to the club, dance, drink, play, come back to the hotel (perhaps with company), have some more sex, crash, get up and shower (no makeup), check out, grab another Timmy's coffee before we leave town (there's one on every corner), drive an hour (starving by this point), then hit McDonalds for some hash browns and a BLT bagel...and more coffee. Did I mention we drink a lot of coffee?

[Pepper & Drew 384]

I have a few 'others'.

 

IHOP! Last night, at 3 am we were lying around and thinking, damn, wouldn't IHOP be fabulous right now. But, unfortunately, we were all too drunk to think of leaving our hotel to drive there. So, guess where breakfast was this morning?

 

If we go to one of the other socials in the area, it's Denny's, only because there is no IHOP nearby.

 

But lately, we've gotten smart and we stock up on late night snacks, so there is no 2 a.m. desperation for food.

[JustAskJulie 2,595]

Krystals! (the south's version of White Castle, only better), either that or IHOP.

[intuition897 2,179]

What is White Castle or Krystals?

[Vespertine 31]

What is White Castle or Krystals?

I don't know, either.

 

I think they're burger places- like Wendy's or McDonalds?

[Vespertine 31]

We always end up at this club near us that's open to 5 am. They have the best steak and eggs, ever. You can listen to live latin music, house disco, and eat your breakfast with a Bloody Mary.

[Spoomonkey 421]

What is White Castle or Krystals?

 

They serve very small burgers. In some places, these are called bar burgers...

 

It's like a burger on a dinner roll. They are pretty tasty - especially if you are impaired to some degree.

[bear_and_babe 68]

I checked "other". Where we live, we have several 24 hour diners. The really popular diner is fun to go to around 2-3 am. It is like dinner and a show! You can see all kinds there. The young bar croud, the swingers in their club clothes, the truck drivers and the 420 crowd who have the munchies and have to have something to eat. Or sometimes we just stop at Hardees and grab a burger. Wish we had a White Castle around here, love those little burgers!

[Chicup 41]

Other because we NEVER drink and drive and most of the clubs are not that far from home.

[WesternSwing 504]

For us, recently it's been Del Taco. Mmmm... Macho Grande Burrito.

[sereneiders 263]

Well... here clubs (and discos, pubs, bars) are often open until really late, or better say early in the morning. The club we use to hand in use to close the doors by 9 AM, and they know about the "getting hungry problem", so they're neat: by 4 AM they give pizza for free, and by 7 AM the give pastry for free (croisants and other typical local pastry stuff).

 

So, when back home, we use to eat again but we're not in a desperate mood for it. So it's "mate" (a tyipical infussion) with toasts.

 

Anyway, I don't know if in other places they use to feed customers for free (and if you think of this, it's something almost unexpensive and profitable because after eating pizza you need a drink, and with pastry you need a coffee), and it's a cute detail, isn't it?

[intuition897 2,179]

9 AM??? Holy moly. We need to consider Buenos Aires when we book our vacation! lol

[BradAndJanet 70]

I will truly miss White Castles when I move. Somebody will have to ship us the frozen ones, but it's not the same.

[TNT 1,155]

We had the desire last night but were far too drunk to go. Usually it's What-a Burger or Waffle House for us (Teresa always has a cover up for the slutwear). The Awful Waffle was full of swingers this morning however.

[Spoomonkey 421]

Usually it's What-a Burger...

 

If and when we ever make it to Florida, we will HAVE to visit What-A-Burger... I forget all about that - but just the mention of it has me frothing at the mouth...

[mrs good times 73]

As you have probably already figured out we have pizza.

 

Pizza Baron is the only one that stays open until 3:00 and they are used to see me in my slut wear and staggering on occassion. We usually stay until they turn off the lights, we can take a subtle hint.

[Thrax 384]

The on-premise membership club I go to most often offers a variety of appetizers and meals. The food, and some non-adult beverages, are available as part of the admission fee. The food is not five-star, but it's pretty tasty. I have to avoid eating too much, and sometimes it's difficult. I think they stop serving around 11pm, but they usually have free pizza or some other type of finger food available on a side table up until the official closing time of 2am. So usually I'm good for the 50-minute drive home. If that's where I'm going.

 

If I MUST have something on the way home, I usually just stop at a convenience store/gas station for Nacho Cheese Doritos and non-caffeinated pop. It's part of a special diet I'm on.

[sereneiders 263]

9 AM??? Holy moly. We need to consider Buenos Aires when we book our vacation! lol

 

Well... if you like to hang up all nite long, here are plenty of places open 365/24, even bookstores.

 

Moreover, there are "after hour" discos opening by 6 AM and up to 11 AM for those one who want to go on partying. Kinda weird, I know.

[Jamie&Kieth 36]

Burger King, double whopper with cheese and a COLD beer if possible

 

Husband's is steak n' eggs with a bloody mary

[ohcurcpl 15]

We love Tee-Jay's. It's just here in Columbus, but breakfast at 4 in the morning is great.

[good times 991]

You know, it's kind of funny, we live in a town where almost everything is open 24/7/365 except the Pizza parlors which all seem to close at 2 am. So what do we crave after a hot night at the club, Pizza. If we are at our house I usually cook waffles for a mouth watering after sex snack, I haven't had any complaints yet.

[Spoomonkey 421]

If we are at our house I usually cook waffles for a mouth watering after sex snack, I haven't had any complaints yet.

 

I can vouche for those waffles...

 

I came very close to having waffles at Waffle House the other night. But the thought of bastardizing the memory of GT's waffles kept me from it...

 

Then again, I thought about ordering waffles and then meticulously putting a drop or two of syrup in each individual waffle-pocket... Just to freak people out...

 

 

I've once watched someone do that and it is pretty creepy...

[txduo2000 18]

For us, it's usually Denny's, IHOP or Whataburger (they must have expanded; used to be only a Texas thing!) A Whataburger Taquito at 3am is the bomb. (For those who have not yet been graced with the opportunity to dine at Whataburger, a Taquito is basically a breakfast burrito - scrambled eggs, bacon or sausage, hashbrowns, cheese all rolled up in a flour tortilla and served with picante sauce).

 

I cannot stand Waffle House ... I am sure the food is really great, according to a great many people ... HOWEVER, I can never get past the smell inside each and every Waffle House I have ever been in. It's a combination of stale dishrags, meat that's been sitting out too long and burnt bacon. EWWWWW

 

I like White Castle ok. We had it in Tennessee one time. I didn't think it was all THAT great though. I am not lamenting the fact that we don't have them in Texas.

[jennandjamesinm 87]

I miss White Castle. Krystals is OK, but will never be a replacement for White Castle. I am SUCH a Yankee! Waffle House is good, but Huddle House is just as good.

 

Having said that -

Usually, if we get the munchies, Krystal is the only place open where we can get anything. IHOP is open, but by the end of the night, all I want is food and them get to bed with my hunny!

[Guest Pinmonkey]

You forgot the garbage dog from 7-11. You know those hot dogs that are dizzy from sitting on that farris wheel under the heat lamp for anywhere from 1 hour to since they day they opened.

[candylickers 15]

Well in the Bay Area it would Giant burgers or Jack n the box(only places open that's close to home).

 

But honestly the only thing that I want in my mouth after all the partying is my Boo. Fuck the shit out of him and fall asleep in his arms. We will eat when we wake up. lol

[MeAndHim72 15]

I voted for Taco Bell. Yum!

[EvilMJ 65]

Well it depends on where we are. If we are clubbing it, we end up at Pizza corner. It is literally where two streets converge and on each of the four corners there is a pizza joint. It is a must if you ever come to Halifax, just ask, everyone knows where it is.

 

Or we end up at McDonalds. I always seem to crave chicken mcnuggets at 3:00 am ..go figure

[Dynamar 246]

I chose Other, because Denny's or IHOP is not Waffle House (Thank goodness).

[twoferfun69 15]

Mrs and I have not experienced the "after cravings" as yet, are we missing out on something? Any volunteers to educate us?

 

But, for the intoxicated part, the white castle burgers are tops. HOWEVER, for a real hamburger (I prefer cheeseburgers tho) ya'll are going to have to before the bird. To what do I refer? RED ROBIN gourmet burgers!!

 

O

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Yes they are a bit spendy, but holy cow!!!!!!!!! I consider myself a connoisseur of the mashed moo, and THESE are absolutely without any doubt the most perfect burger God ever put on the planet.

[bear_and_babe 68]

I have to agree about Red Robin. Great burgers. Now if they were only open at 3am, and would turn a blind eye to club wear!

[sexyshelby 19]

For those missing White Castle, they sell frozen White Castle burgers in the grocery store...I've seen them in Wal-Mart. I'm sure they're not the same as getting them fresh from White Castle (although, really, how FRESH are they???). But it is an option...

 

Not that I would buy them... I think they're nasty. Give me Taco Bell anyday! Yum

[2inVT 122]

Had to say other.

 

Small-town Vermont, all we've got that's open past 10 pm is McDonald's.

 

If we're in the "city" - Rutland or Burlington - we'd go to whatever is open at that time.

[sexcupid 809]

Well...I replied 'other'....

 

mmmmmhhhh, What-a-Burger....dang it, might have to make a lunch stop there sometime this week.

 

However, for our 'after playtime' munchies we normally go to a place called Jims (it's a Texas thing....northern folks think, Bob Evans or something of the like...altho I think Bob Evans is a little higher on the chain than Jims). And we go get breakfast tacos...potato/egg/bacon and picante sauce. Yummy! 2 of them are enough to hit the spot.

 

Reasons we stop there: convienently on the way home and open all night, the people watching just after the bars close is highly entertaining. lol

 

When I lived in Ohio, I lived in podunk...so there was very little open after the clubs closed except for the truck stop....god, they had the best breakfast food. And Taco Bell was open too...nachos are sooo good at 230am. But that was about it there.

[BiloxiCouple 695]

Well, before Katrina, it was oysters, hot wings and seafood bread at Famous Joe's. Then you would drink more beer. He's a parking lot now.

 

Or down at The Project for a steak sandwich.

 

The closest place was Jim Bob's Pool Hall. 24 hours of fried stuff. If you wanted it sloppy and greasy you got it.

[sweet_tna 680]

I was forced to reply "other", as we do not have a Taco Bell, a White Castle, or a Waffle House (much to my son's chagrin) anywhere near us. Our post party hangout is Perkins, 'cause it's the only danged place open after 2AM! Any port in a storm . . .

 

=)

[redgirlwithfrec 33]

Perkins all the way.... 4 in the morning quesadillas or appetizer sampler.

[two4youinswva 3,068]

This thread is relevant to my interests!

 

We almost exclusively stay in a hotel room when it's play night, so here's how we roll.

 

Ok, if one of us is sober, it's down the road to the IHOP for a late night snack.

 

If not, then we order a pizza, which is rare, as we never seem to get the call in before they stop delivering.

 

So, occasionally we resort to digging up some change and dollar bills to hit the vending machine, which doesn't ever seem to have anything to hit the spot.

 

On a separate note, we think the most awesomest burgers are to be had at Five Guys Burgers and Fries! They started in Northern Virginia, but are expanding rapidly. Not fancy, just damn good burgers and a big helping of fries. The one we go to is right beside a Starbucks, so one of us orders the burgers, and the other goes and orders a couple of Venti Java Chip Frappucinnos, and our "Heart Attack on a Plate" is complete.

 

 

Edit: Is it just me or did you ever notice how bad a Waffle House looks when you're sober, but when you're drunk it looks like the best place to eat ever?

[JustAskJulie 2,595]

two4youinswva said:

On a separate note, we think the most awesomest burgers are to be had at Five Guys Burgers and Fries! They started in Northern Virginia, but are expanding rapidly. Not fancy, just damn good burgers and a big helping of fries. The one we go to is right beside a Starbucks, so one of us orders the burgers, and the other goes and orders a couple of Venti Java Chip Frappucinnos, and our "Heart Attack on a Plate" is complete.

 

They just opened two of those here in town. We haven't tried them yet, almost did last night but it was just TOO packed so we went to Steak & Shake instead.

[SnakeBabe 51]

I miss White Castle

[Greg & Sheryl 368]

There is a Wendy's very close to where we live, so we usually stop at their drive-thru window. However, if we ever move to Greg's old hometown of Austin, Texas, we are definitely stopping at Whataburger!

[spamcatcher 36]

Truthfully, we're usually so well-fed when we play with friends that we're not hungry on the way home. If we were it would be 1) Taco Bell or 2) White Castle

[NCfuncouple98 367]

Eat the midnight breakfast buffet at the club b/4 going home....

[Tia Vampire 167]

We voted other. IHOP or Denny's is the only thing still open around here after 4am. We prefer IHOP.

[PB&J 1,086]

After a playtime back in the summer, we drove all over north Toronto to find someplace open- I was STARVING and insisted on being fed. Ended up at Denny's and had nachos made with potato chips- greasy and decadent and manna from heaven.

[fun4Ds 1,098]

O.k. are we the only ones that take a cooler with our own food ?

 

We always take something to munch on from home. We are not cheap, just thrifty

 

My gosh, we are slowly meta-morphing into real grandparents. We carry a cooler of food on road trips

[MrkLin 393]

We also marked 'Other.' When we went to house parties at our friend's house up in Reno, we spent the night, and went to IHOP for breakfast the next morning. When we go to the club, we stop at Jack-in-the-Box for tacos (2 for 99 cents!) on the way home, and eat them as we're driving.

[Playful1 434]

My favorite is cheesteak factory nothing satisfies at 3am like a greasy yummy cheese-steak.