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We went to the club this past Friday - a last minute decision as I had to get up and out at sunrise yesterday as preparation for an event that I am doing next month. I'm glad we did!!!

 

It was a fairly dead night - not a lot of people there who we are interested in. There was a single guy we like that we have not played with, but neither of us were in the mood for that. It just wasn't an "attractive" night.

 

We had decided early on that it was going to be a "drink and play pool" night. We did both really well! ;)

 

But - a little late in the evening this group of lesbians comes into the club. One girl is a regular (though I have never met her) and comes to watch. She decided to bring along a group of friends to "see the show".

 

As they walked by, taking the initial tour, one of them looks at me - and the minute I realize that I recognize her from work, she blurts out, pointing at Mrs Spoo and me, "I KNEW IT!!!"

 

After the tour I tracked her down to make sure she was going to be cool about it, which - of course - she didn't want her mother (who also works with us) to find out that she was there and that she was gay, I didn't have to worry long.

 

The group eventually went upstairs to see if they could catch a glimpse of people going at it. I wandered up there myself to see what was going on (between pool games) and ran into my work-friend. A little conversation and then, "are you guys going to fuck tonight?"

 

It was blunt, but understandable...

 

"We want to watch if you do."

 

Completely weird, almost surreal... This was someone I know from work (she did recently get another job, but her mother does still work there) was asking if they could watch us have sex. Four of the women had never had sex with a man and two had never even seen a man have sex.

 

There were some people there that we didn't want to see us, so we said only if we could go into a room and lock the door. Agreed...

 

Bringing chairs in, of course there was a cloud of folks who assumed they'd be getting in as well. "Lesbians only," I announced - clearly upsetting a single woman who thought she'd get in just because she was a single woman :rolleyes:

 

It was part performance, part demonstration that bordered on a college lecture or something you'd see on the discovery channel. I had trouble getting hard - having six lesbians sitting and watching like a peanut gallery. Fortunately, it was a really hot group of lesbians - but still...

 

It was very strange night - but weirdly erotic - as they would ask us, almost in nervous whispers to do a certain position (I have this fantasy about being directed, so that played into it a bit). In the end, they were very grateful that we let them in to watch. We told them it really was odd for us to do that (it is) but that we enjoyed it, too.

 

I don't think that single woman ever forgave us ;)

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Lord, the two of you have some of the most amazing, and slightly bizarre, experiences. :lol: But I imagine they couldn't have found two better teachers. ;)

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A live sex show performed by monkeys! Now there is a circus performance that would draw a crowd. :lol:

 

Really, you two never cease to amaze me. Kudo's to you for showing the girls a good time, I couldn't have done it.

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Holy Shit Batman!! :lol: Yea I have to agree with GT..glad you were able to give them the show they wanted..there is no way that I could have performed under such circumstances. We don't mind being watched and find it quite erotic, but that's usually when others are naked and busy at the same time. :)

 

Man I need to get to your club more often...ours seems terribly boring in comparison.

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What a night, Spoo.....live sex education 101 :lol:

It was part performance, part demonstration that bordered on a college lecture or something you'd see on the discovery channel. I had trouble getting hard - having six lesbians sitting and watching like a peanut gallery. Fortunately, it was a really hot group of lesbians - but still...

I can understand the difficulty in rising to the occasion, but at least you had the familiarity of Mrs Spoo to help you through it ;)

 

Btw.......did they request to see the money shot :EG:

 

Brett

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:rofl: wiping my eyes....Hey Spoo...how much are the tickets??

 

Sounds like a friend of ours in the old days, she too was lesbian and wanted to know what it was like to give a blow job. Hubby being her willing test dummy, while I gave instruction. :lol: Sex ed 101

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I promised Spoo I would post to this since I was the one that asked him to post it to begin with. If he hadn't I threatened to and he tells our escapades so much better than I do.

 

Also, I do want to say you all crack me up. :lol: Love the responses. :kissface:

 

I don't know if I have ever posted it here before or for those who know us or met us at meet ups...I am not the one with the fantasy to be watched. :lol: Now maybe the one of some one secretly seeing us but to have an audience or even do the "window" room at the club is most always out of the question. So when Spoo came downstairs and said our friend from work wanted to watch us I was shocked that he was so okay with it. He said it with the same calm and matter of factness as "it's raining out". My first response was "NO" and realizing he said "her and her friends" I started to inquire..."how many friends". :confused:

 

When she said all six of them :eek: I started breathing heavy (not in a good way) and looking around at the crowd gathered in the area. Letting her know my reasons for nervousness (uh, yes I'm a swinger but I don't "perform" for a group :rolleyes: ) I said okay as the crowd that had gathered followed us to the room...vultures :lol: Once we had the girls situated in the chairs I sat down and pulled my jeans up to undo my boots, that's when the fun began and I relaxed, because before my hand was on the zipper someone blurted out "Leave the boots on" :D

 

It was an interesting night to say the least. A very nice group of girls. Afterward they all went down and sat at some tables in the bar area. I hadn't had any dinner or any of the pizza that gets delivered around 11:00 so I finally had a plate and headed over to join them. Walking up to the table and proclaiming that I finally get to eat I practically got a cheer from the girls saying we deserved it after that session of sex. (Yes us monkeys get quite aerobic even when being watch ;) )

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Mrs.PaganLovers said:
:rofl: wiping my eyes....Hey Spoo...how much are the tickets??

 

Sounds like a friend of ours in the old days, she too was lesbian and wanted to know what it was like to give a blow job. Hubby being her willing test dummy, while I gave instruction. :lol: Sex ed 101

 

Now that's hot!!! I told Spoo that maybe one of the girls might ask him for a similar favor...watch for that thread if it happens and I'll be the one to post that one. :D

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WildMiCouple said:
Btw.......did they request to see the money shot :EG:

 

That was were I had my difficulty... After going at it for an hour and a half, I just couldn't get there... "How can you fuck like that and not have an orgasm?" They asked. Well - either I am an amazing lover or there were six lesbians watching me :lol:

 

I'd like to think it was a combination of the two :o

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Spoomonkey said:
That was were I had my difficulty... After going at it for an hour and a half, I just couldn't get there... "How can you fuck like that and not have an orgasm?" They asked. Well - either I am an amazing lover or there were six lesbians watching me :lol:

 

I'd like to think it was a combination of the two :o

 

LOL! You are a brave man!! Bravo to you too, Mrs. Spoo, for stepping outside of your comfort zone all for the sake of education! ;)

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I've had a picture of this in my head for an hour and I can't think of anything to say except :wow: Not sure if I'd be able to pull it off but it sure would be fun trying.

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Mrs Spoomonkey said:
I promised Spoo I would post to this since I was the one that asked him to post it to begin with. If he hadn't I threatened to and he tells our escapades so much better than I do.

 

You post wonderfully Mrs. Spoo and I always enjoy seeing your side of events.

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You guys just rock. :bowing:

 

I don't think I could have done it either.

 

Mrs. Spoo, I always enjoy your posts too. :)

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You RAWK Spoo's

 

I would have so much performance anxiety that they would never ever be tempted to NOT be lesbians.

 

There was a group of them come in at that same club a few months ago while we were there.

They were by far some of the coolest acting people we have ever met there.

I guess maybe because they weren't threatened by us or vice-versa.

 

MRG

 

MRS PL....again your hubby solidifies his position as Prez of the Lucky Bastard Club

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Mrs Spoomonkey said:
Once we had the girls situated in the chairs I sat down and pulled my jeans up to undo my boots, that's when the fun began and I relaxed, because before my hand was on the zipper someone blurted out "Leave the boots on" :D

 

I got a mental image right there and... :o

 

:focus: Way to go Spoos!

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