Magnum XXL condoms. Give me a break!

[nice_cpl_n_bama 24]

Hello All,

 

Something happened at a recent party that got me thinking about the extra large condoms. First, let me say that I'm a little above average myself, a little over seven and about the thickness of a D cell flashlight. I use Crown skinless skin condoms. They have a slimmer than usual profile. They feel more sensitive. I've used condoms like Inspiral or Trojan twisted pleasure and found that the extra room in those took away from sensitivity instead of adding to it. XXL condoms are just an ego thing as far as I can tell. The proof of that follows.

 

One of the ladies at a house party we attend was bragging that she had been with a guy who's unit was so big he couldn't use even the XXL condoms. She claimed that he had to special order super large condoms to fit his mammoth tool.

 

Everyone was getting as little annoyed with her endless tall tales and inability to shut up and give other people a chance to talk from time to time. Little did she know that she was stepping right into the trap of one of my favorite party tricks.

 

I pulled out one of my crown condoms, rolled it down over my hand, worked my other hand inside. By this time some of the regular attenders were stifling giggles because they have seen this gag before. I stretched it out and put it over my head with the ring between my mouth and nose. I breathed in through the mouth and out through the nose several times to inflate the condom into a giant diving helmet and said "WOW, not even an XXL would fit? Maybe I should stick my head in there and look around to see if he did any damage."

 

Ok, so maybe that was mean, but she did stop with the wild stories after that.

[notaswingeryet 21]

You have a sick mind. I love it.

 

Back in the day, one of my health and hygiene teachers inflated a condom with an air tank. She then said "Boys if you can't fit into one of these you have a problem". That was one hell of a class.

[bethncole 49]

I think XXL is overdoing it a little but from what I understand ( I myself am average ) - it's about how the ring fits on you rather than a condom itself.

[n2ez 18]

They work great for me, I have always had a problem with latex condoms breaking, before those Magnums I would even change condoms during extended play for fear of them breaking! I mean one size fits all is kinda goofy, there is a big difference from small to large when it comes to tool size.

[VegasLee 1,486]

Laura can be a bit twisted at times. At the club one night a guy said he forgot his condoms and that the ones the club had would not fit him.

 

She pulled one out, made a fist and put the condom over her hand and arm.

 

She told him if he was bigger then that she did not want to party with him anyway.

[WeMayTryIt 120]

That's funny nice_cpl! My mother works at a clinic that gives out condoms, and she's always getting teenage girls coming in insisting they need XL for their boyfriends. She'll give them a wry look, do the same thing (stopping at one arm) and ask "Is he bigger than that?" Too funny.

[havefuninsun 122]

it's about how the ring fits on you rather than a condom itself.

 

As far as comfort goes, I think this is the ticket. Mr. Fun likes the Magnum ones better because of the ring part ... but I don't think he buys XXL

[ownerspet 506]

This is too funny.....

[j2tha...im 15]

I wear Magnum XXL condoms for reasons other than "bragging."

 

First off, I am above average in size. Regular sized condoms never rolled down far enough for me to be comfortable with. Always, there was about an inch at the base of my penis that was uncovered. I felt that this gap would allow contact that I was trying to protect against and also provide an opportunity for the condom to get pulled off for lack of a better term. This actually happened once. Whether it was size or chance I don't know, but I'd rather avoid it in the future.

 

Second, it was never the condom itself that bothered me, but the rubber band thing at the bottom that was too tight and cut off circulation. Condoms reduce sensitivity to begin with, adding in numbness was too much.

 

These are my reasons, not because I'm "too big" to fit in a regular condom, but because the bigger ones just feel better when I have to wear one.

[2inthemood 15]

For some reason it comes in my mind that scene of "Air America" where some smart mind decided to throw horse sized condoms out of the airplanes as psychological weapon......

[good times 991]

You know, I too have seen the condom over the head trick, but I have to say that from my experience it means nothing. The reason I say that is that when I first started using condoms I noticed that I would quickly lose all sensitivity soon after I put one on. After several bad experiences trying to use condoms my wife and I decided to have a condom experimentation day. She went to the store and bought every brand, style and size of condom she could find and we proceeded to try them all out. It turned out to be a very enlightening experience and we learned a lot about condom fit in the process.

 

The reason it turns out that the brand we had been using didn't work is because they cut off the circulation and actually made my penis turn purple and go numb. The Trojan XXL condoms were just too thick to allow any resemblance to normal sensitivity, so they were rejected too. We finally found a thin condom in the correct size that allows me to feel almost like I am not wearing one and have stuck with it since, with those couples that require condoms.

 

So, while the premise of this thread is entertaining, I can definitely say that just because a condom may make a suitable diving helmet, doesn't mean it will work for a particular guy for sex.

[des1re06 200]

We finally found a thin condom in the correct size that allows me to feel almost like I am not wearing one and have stuck with it since, with those couples that require condoms.

 

Would you mind recommending the brand that worked best for you?

[curiousswingers 17]

Ditto. We would love to know what condom brand you found that works, this has been a problem for us lately. Once the condom goes on the cock goes down so to speak.....

[good times 991]

Oh, sorry I didn't give the specifics. They are Kimono MicroThin Large condoms. It would be nice if they made an extra large as these are just slightly tighter than I would prefer, but they are by far the best of the dozen different brands and types of large condoms that we have tried.

[WildMiCouple 325]

They are Kimono MicroThin Large condoms. It would be nice if they made an extra large as these are just slightly tighter than I would prefer...

Braggart

[curiousagain 326]

So, while the premise of this thread is entertaining, I can definitely say that just because a condom may make a suitable diving helmet, doesn't mean it will work for a particular guy for sex.

 

AMEN!

[blondie77 17]

"First off, I am above average in size. Regular sized condoms never rolled down far enough for me to be comfortable with. Always, there was about an inch at the base of my penis that was uncovered. I felt that this gap would allow contact that I was trying to protect against and also provide an opportunity for the condom to get pulled off for lack of a better term."

 

I agree with j2tha...I'm in the above statement. My husband is larger than average, and while a regular condom will go on his penis, it most definitely isn't comfortable for him. There is definitely a "gap" from base to condom ring which in my opinion is just asking for it to fall off inside some woman. The larger condoms are longer and the ring doesn't seem as tight as does a regular condom.

[cuzzeyesaidso 31]

I wear the Magnum XL. It just feels better. It is more about the ring part for me and they don't break like the more common sized ones.

[couplewanting50 65]

I am just average, but will say that in what might be termed standard sized condoms there seems to be somewhat of a range, and some are much more difficult to get started and get on. The larger ones are much easier in that regard.

 

Nothing takes the edge of more than fumbling with a condom for a minute. By then, the game is over.

 

I am confident that most condoms are capable of stretching far more than is really necessary, size wise, but it is the getting them on that is a critical factor.

 

I had once purchased some Kimono thins, and that, I think, was at a time when they only made one size. It was almost impossible to get on, and I did tear a couple in a frustrated effort to get them started. The cuff, ring, whatever, was so tight that it cut in below the surface and you could not keep it going, and that is with me being average, so I discarded the rest of them.

 

There was some company that made custom sizes, but now is apparently out of business. All of this is why I dislike condoms so much.

 

We have experimented with ten or more brands. Condomcountry is one good source. Several so-called larger sized brands have been good, simply because they were easy to put on; they rolled on as you might hope a condom would roll on.

[couplewanting50 65]

I am just average, but will say that in what might be termed standard sized condoms there seems to be somewhat of a range of sizes right out of the package, and some are much more difficult to get started and get on. The larger ones are much easier in that regard.

 

Nothing takes the edge of more than fumbling with a condom for a minute. By then, the game is over.

 

I am confident that most condoms are capable of stretching far more than is really necessary, size wise, but it is the getting them on that is a critical factor.

 

I had once purchased some Kimono thins, and that, I think, was at a time when they only made one size. It was almost impossible to get on, and I did tear a couple in a frustrated effort to get them started. The cuff, ring, whatever, was so tight that it cut in below the surface and you could not keep it rolling down the shaft, and that is with me being average, so I discarded the rest of them.

 

There was some company at one time that made custom sizes, but now is apparently out of business. All of this business about installation is why I dislike condoms so much.

 

We have experimented with ten or more brands. Condomcountry is one good source. Several so-called larger sized brands have been good, simply because they were easy to put on; they rolled on as you might hope a condom would roll on.

 

In terms of regular sized condoms, I was happiest with Durex, though I cannot recall the exact model. It was latex, and thin was part of the description.

[ShellyM 0]

In regards to cock size, I'm totally a woman who doesn't care...so much as long as he has at least 6 inches and no more than 8.5.....I do need to feel him and I'm not into being impaled by a man/horse lol. There is absolutely no need for men or women to brag to me about the size of their member...I always look at them and say "does it work?" they say yes, it does....and I say alright then.

[GoNatural 104]

Yes, condoms can stretch immensely, but larger condoms cause less discomfort when unrolling the ring over the head, and down the shaft.

[couplewanting50 65]

In regards to cock size, I'm totally a woman who doesn't care...so much as long as he has at least 6 inches and no more than 8.5.....

 

So, you do care.

[ShellyM 0]

So, you do care.

 

I do care that it is just average. LOL, so I guess yes, I do care. I'm just not one that needs to see it before agreeing to play, I guess that is a better way of putting it. Hey, to each her own. I have a friend who has to have a man that is thick, because after her babies she says that she cannot feel a thinner girthed man. And I've talked to ladies who want a very well endowed man, over 8 inches at least. With me, I don't honestly think much about it. Most men I have found are average, and that's fine with me. I just don't like it when people brag about it.....just on this past Fri. I had a man tell me that he doesn't think I can "handle" him....I said listen. I birthed three 9-pound babies from that hole. I am pretty confident that your cock will fit.

LOL.

[ktimephoenix 156]

Most men I have found are average,

 

....I said listen. I birthed three 9-pound babies from that hole. I am pretty confident that your cock will fit. LOL.

 

First point... most men are average... that's why they call it an "average" lol. just playing.

 

Second point... I bet his cock wasn't working after you told him that. I know mine would be hiding from the imagined pain.

 

As for condom size. I'm average, and on the thick side. but i like the slightly smaller (by like a mm) ones. yes it cuts in (visible ring afterwards), but I precum so much that they usually end up sliding off me... and play isn't much fun if i have to keep stopping to feel if it's still on.

[JDApopka 54]

that's too funny

[theflamekasters 20]

I do care that it is just average. I just don't like it when people brag about it...just on this past Fri. I had a man tell me that he doesn't think I can "handle" him...I said listen. I birthed three 9-pound babies from that hole. I am pretty confident that your cock will fit.

LOL.

 

That is funny shit!! Any parent can get a good laugh out of that Shelly!!

 

As for condom size, I keep waiting on the xxs so the damn things quit coming off in the middle of sex. I am really tired of that!!!