Deal Breakers

[bbarnsworth 2,637]

Uhm, okay. Good to know . . . (Crosses Belgium off European tour itinerary)

 

=)

 

Quote from a postcard I once received from a good friend who was in Europe at the time...

 

"BELGIUM IS HITCHHIKER'S HELL!!!!"

 

I guess it's swinger's hell too

[PB&J 1,086]

Speaker of hitchhikers... to quote the BBC Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy cult site:

"The reason the Earth has been shunned for so long is also due to a language problem. On Earth, Belgium refers to a small country. Throughout the rest of the galaxy, Belgium is the most unspeakably rude word there is."

 

Thought Mr Essex would appreciate this.

[Mr.Essex 264]

Speaker of hitchhikers... to quote the BBC Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy cult site:

"The reason the Earth has been shunned for so long is also due to a language problem. On Earth, Belgium refers to a small country. Throughout the rest of the galaxy, Belgium is the most unspeakably rude word there is."

 

Thought Mr Essex would appreciate this.

 

Why youuuuuu!

 

If I've learned one thing in my life, it's this: If a friend walks up to you and says, "Dude, everything that you said about Belgium is true!", and he's smiling, and he isn't a beer connoisseur, he is not your friend.

Belgium is the psycho-hippy cousin in the European family of nations. Bottom line (you see what I did there), Belgium (IMHO) always equals condom headaches, animal fun and/or pedophiliac "delights":help: , innovative uses for bodily waste , and more pseudo-benign racism than it's worth. And this is coming from a person who was introduced to the lifestyle by Euro-FOB Asians. Here's a slight hijack: Asians are at their friendliest when they're outnumbered. If you're the minority, you're at the bottom of the totem pole. And I still received better treatment with them than I received in Bruges.

[Guest screaminggood]

Before you cross Belgium off the future vacations, let me say one word: CHOCOLATE!!!

 

Three chocolateries on every block and it's all wonderful. Maybe y'all just weren't thinking of food play? Don't ever skip Bruges, even if you skip playing there!

[fortworth 17]

Does anyone have a pet peeve that may not make much difference to some or most people but is a total "deal breaker" to you?

 

For us, it is smokers. That smell gets "into" a person and it doesn't matter if they change their clothes or even shower, the odor is still there and it a complete and total turn of to both of us.

 

J & L

 

bringing "drama" to the table. Don't care about your personal problems.

[rseyboldii 15]

well not sure but me and the wife say Smoking is a turn off, altho age seems to be the reason some in this town have

[Numex 2,398]

Fake tits. Can't stand them or women attached to them.

So, without meeting my wife you can't stand her tits or her?

 

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

 

For me, I don't see the point. Small, no, tiny tits can be as sexy and fun as really big boobs. More so.

 

A girlfriend a while back had implants. They looked good with her clothes on, but cartoonish naked. Like there was an invisible bra holding them. They felt weird too.

[Napoleon 230]

"Some" deal breakers for me:

 

- She's overweight.

 

- She smokes or does drugs.

 

- She's a heavy alcohol drinker.

 

- She's a single mom.

 

- She's a feminist.

 

- She's a wife, I only go for single women.

 

- Fake boobs and butts, I can't play with fake boobs and butts like I can real one's.

 

Important note: Any woman who had breast cancer, lost one or both of their breast and had breast implants afterwards, completely understandable and I'm glad you survived your cancer. ?

[Numex 2,398]

I agreed with your list, but when you got to these:

- She's a single mom.

 

- She's a feminist.

 

- She's a wife, I only go for single women.

I've had all three and they're turn-ons.

 

... Any woman who had breast cancer, lost one or both of their breast ..

A while ago my wife had a relationship with a young woman who had lost a breast. She didn't have reconstruction. I sometimes joined them. I thought that it would bother me, it didn't at all. BTW, she was a feminist and single mother as well.

[Napoleon 230]

I agreed with your list, but when you got to these:

I've had all three and they're turn-ons.

 

A while ago my wife had a relationship with a young woman who had lost a breast. She didn't have reconstruction. I sometimes joined them. I thought that it would bother me, it didn't at all. BTW, she was a feminist and single mother as well.

 

 

Cool.

 

- I don't have any kids of my own, I don't want kids at all. I've dated two single moms in the past. It didn't work out. Our lifestyles and schedules were very inconvenient the vast majority of the time towards each other. So I made the decision to only go for single childless women, our lifestyle and schedules are far more compatible to each other.

 

 

- The women I go for desire traditional men, feminist aren't a big fan of the type of man that I am. To each their own.

 

- I've know a few women who got breast augmentation surgery after successfully beating breast cancer.

[Guest]

Grocery lists of rules and restrictions. Couples drama. Husbands that want to direct their wives like a porn movie.

[enhancer 1,582]

People that are classist! We don’t care how important your job is, how many important people you know or what material things you own. None of those things make you more attractive.

 

People with old school world point of views! Everything wasn’t better in the good old days when people were persecuted for their sexuality, race, beliefs and personal choices. If you are living in the past then we are out.

 

Couples where it is clear it is all about what the dude wants and the wife is just there to appease him. Sorry guys the women are and always be the ones in the driving seat for us in the lifestyle, because they can be.

 

Alpha dom old school men that feel women were put on this earth to serve them. The missus does not find anything sexy about a primitive caveman.

 

Couples where the guy wants the wife to be bi, but she is clearly not! She might be okay with being touched or eaten by another woman, but won’t return the favour. The missus wants what she is used to with other women which is full on give and take. Anything else is a rip-off.