Are key parties just a farce?
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JustAskJulie, in Swinger Clubs, Parties, Resorts, and Cruises
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By RobLuver
Hello everyone! I've been reading this board for the past couple of weeks and decided to post some questions to the community. Most of my questions have been answered by reading the posts. Maybe you can help me with a few others.
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Question 1:
From the subject line, you know that I love to smell women's butts. There is nothing that turns me on more than a woman with a dirty, sweaty butthole. Especially when a woman has a nice round butt. It is so animalistic and turns me in to a wild sex animal! No joke, I love to smell butts. I got hooked on it when I was around 14 or 15 and became sexually active. I'll always remember the butt smell that would rise when I took off a girls panties. It has become linked to sexual arousal to me, much like Pavlov's dogs. When I think of sexual activity I think of the scent of a woman's butt.
I don't like poop. But I love a woman with a dirty, sweaty ass.
I think there's probably other men out there with that fetish. Most of my former girlfriends have been disgusted when I told them that I like to smell their butts. They usually let me though. Sometimes I'll request that they not bathe for a day or two or longer so their butt is nice and stinky! Then I spread those ass cheeks wide and rub that anus all over my chest. One time a former girlfriend didn't bathe for almost a week--we 69'd for an hour. A few one night stands I've had I've told the women that I wanted to smell their butts. Just telling them that is a turn on in itself because I never know how they'll react, if they'll be cool with it or if they'll freak out (one former girlfriend got turned on by me smelling her asshole). Often, I don't tell them and just do it anyway. Usually if you meet a woman at a bar who is actively looking for sex she's going to be clean and there will be no scent.
Are there any women swingers out there that would accommodate a request from a swing partner to be dirty so he could smell her butt?
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Question 2:
From reading this board I've learned that there is little emotional attachment to the sex that occurs between swing partners. Most of the women are loyal to their men other than the fact they have sex with other men.
Do any swingers swap wives or girlfriends for an entire night or weekend?
I would love to borrow a man's wife for an entire weekend of nonstop sex.
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Questoin 3:
How do I suggest swinging to my girlfriend? I'd be interested in 2 girls, and swapping with another couple. But I am a firm believer in the 1-wiener rule. No other penises in the room but mine.
My girlfriend is great. We've been together for about 2 yeras. But there is no future. I am not going to marry her. I'm certainwe will be friends after we break up. So since I'm not going to marry her, I thought maybe she could be my passport to pussy.
Should I come straight out and ask her if she'd be interested in swinging? (She'll probably say no.) Should I joke about it and see how she responds to jokes? Should I show her this website and let her read it for a few weeks to desensitize her to the thought?
Odds are against her being for this. So I want to bring it up in a way that is the least likely to get a flat out "no". But regardless of what she says I'll respect her decision.
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Question 4:
My ultimate fantasy would be to go to a hotel party with 6 or more other couples and randomly draw names out of a hat to choose partners that we'll have sex with and then go back to our rooms and get it on.
Do these kinds of things happen? I heard that it used to be popular to randomly choose partners in the 1970s.
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Question 5:
Another fetish of mine is cumming on a woman's face.
Is cumming on a woman swinger's face acceptable? Does this happen? Do any women out there reading this let guys cum on their faces? What would happen if the woman said no and you did it anyway? Sometimes I get a thrill out of doing things that I'm not supposed to do!
Do women swingers swallow? That's a huge turn on too.
Do you women let guys do this when you swing or is it a "husbands" only thing?
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Question 6:
Spanking. Do any of you females out there like to be spanked? Does spanking occur? I know there are a few women out there who like to be spanked, because I've had them.
I'd love to be in a situation where I spank a man's wife and he spanks my girlfriend and we spank the hell out of them. I spank his wife. He then tries to one-up me by spanking my girl. Then I spank his wife harder. He spanks my girl harder. Oh yeah that would be fun!
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I'm sure I have other questions that I can't think of right now.
Thanks for your input, especially you females out there.
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By njlp973
So we all heard about or seen in movies where the guest drop keys into a fishbowl and then the opposite sex pull out a key to see who they match up with. It got us thinking -does anyone have those type of parties in this day and age? We tend to find a couple and make sure we click on some level (seem really difficult -had enough to find 2 people the click and then trying to find 4 to click and if the females are bi -than that is 6 trying to click -lol) -but back to the question -who has had just random swinging sex (leaving it up to the keys)? Did it work out fine -like to hear some peoples thoughts -not that we are looking to do this, but it was just a curious topic.
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By Tahoecple
If you haven't already read them you may want to start reading this story with:
The Road Trip
The Road Trip II
Saturday afternoon we were finely able to spend some quality time with Dave and Lacie after Susan and Gloria had left. We spent most of the afternoon relaxing around the patio table just enjoying each other’s company on that lazy afternoon. As the afternoon passed it became obvious just how much we had all missed one another and that it was past time for us to rejuvenate our unique friendship that we had ignored for far too long.
Time seemed to fly by as the four of us chatted, reminisced, and laughed amongst ourselves. Together we shared memories of events that we shared in the past. It’s funny how when you reunite with close friends after being separated for some time how all that anybody can remember is the good times that you’ve shared together. That’s the way it was that afternoon.
At one-point during a lull in the conversation Linda shifted the subject of conversation from the history of our relationship to the party that night. She was anxious to find out more about the people that she would be meeting that night. She knew instinctively that if they were people that Dave and Lacie thought highly enough of to invite into their home they would be people that she would enjoy meeting. She was just curious to learn a little about them before they arrived.
Over the next hour or so Dave and Lacie teamed up to share tidbits of information about the people attending the party that night. Linda and I were both pleasantly anticipating meeting their friends, and the more they described the people that would be attending served only to build that anticipation. At one-point Dave smiled, “I guess the best way to describe it is it’s like a small private club that we belong to,” he said. They’ve all become our friends over time but it started as a group of like-minded people.
Dave was silent for a moment before he continued. This whole thing branched out from our friendship with George and Mia. We shared several lifestyle activities with them over time, and the four of us became very close friends. During that time, our major concern about this activity was over sexually transmitted diseases. The four of us enjoyed lifestyle activities but with some of the health risks out there today things had changed from when we started all this. We decided that the four of us should become exclusive which would allow us to enjoy unprotected sex between the four of us. That was fine for a while but the fun of this whole thing is in the variety of the people involved. This whole thing took some time but that’s how it all started.
One night when we were having dinner with George and Mia the subject of adding other people to our little group came up. Dave laughed, by the time we finished dinner that night we had setup a list of bylaws for expanded our numbers. We decided to expand our activities with other people, in which we would practice safe sex. Then if we thought any of the couples we met would make a nice addition to our group we would invite them into our little group. Tonight, the people attending have all been vetted, tested for STD’s and are regular members of our little group. I know it’s not perfect but we’ve known and played with everybody that’s going to be here tonight for years.
I glanced at Dave and mentioned that I didn’t remember us being vetted. Dave chuckled, I vetted you two, he replied. We’ve known you two for more years than I care to remember. I also know that you two have been tested twice a year for at least the last decade as a part of your physicals.
I silently contemplated the people I would be meeting that night for a few minutes. Over the years one of the most appealing aspects of the lifestyle for me is the anxious anticipation I’ve always felt prior to attending a lifestyle event. The fantasizes generated by the possibilities, the unknown about the people I would meet, and of course the pleasure I would feel afterwards while having sex with Linda. Of course, having sex with other women is a big part of the attraction for me, but my biggest thrill has always been when Linda comes to me with her pussy full of another man’s cum and I get to enjoy her wet slick pussy to end the night when we show our love for one another.
After setting on the patio the discussion the party for some time the conversation waned at one point while everybody seemed lost in their own thoughts for a few minutes. Dave broke the silence when he glanced at Lacie and chuckled, “I can’t wait to see DB’s reaction to meeting Mia and George,” he said with a broad smile. Oh my God, I hadn’t even thought about that, Lacie giggled. Mia and DB are a perfect match aren’t they.
My gaze fluctuated between Dave and Lacie for a moment before saying, “why do I feel as if I’m being setup for something here?” Dave laughed and shook his head as he waved his hand in front of himself saying, “no, no it’s nothing like that. You two are just on the same wave link, and your personalities are so much alike.” DB, I guaranty you that when you meet Mia you’re going to think that she must be a model for Victoria Secret or something, she’s just that beautiful and sexy. She’s not a model though, she’s a history professor at a local university, she’s not only beautiful she’s one of the most intelligent people I’ve ever met. George, her husband, is the chief engineer at one of the largest engineering companies in the Bay Area. The strangest aspect about them though is the fact that they are so down to earth and so much fun to be around. You’re really going to enjoy meeting them, trust me.
Lacie reached across the table and patted my hand, “it’s just that you’re such a history buff, and you know so much useless historical information that you two will have so much to talk about tonight. You two will be able to talk about all the stuff that nobody else really cares about,” she giggled.
As the afternoon progressed we continued laughing, chatting, and teasing one another until a little after five when I decided to take a shower and get ready for the party. As I was about to walk toward the door I glanced over my shoulder at Lacie and arched my eyebrows asking her if she would like to join me. She giggled as she shrugged her shoulders, I would love to but after your “nooner” with Gloria and Susan I don’t want to put an end to your party tonight before it even starts, so I’m going to have to pass this time.
After my shower, I returned to the patio a little after six dressed and ready for the party. While the rest of our group was getting ready for the party I decided to just relax while I waited for them to join me. I was only on the patio for a few minutes before Dave rejoined me. The two of us continued our discussion from earlier that afternoon until our wives joined us and the quests started arriving at around seven.
Between seven and eight couples arrived in rapid succession. As they arrived Dave and Lacie introduced us to their friends. As I had anticipated they all seemed to have a great since of humor and seemed to be a lot of fun to be around. I was also pleased to find that they also seemed anxious to meet Linda and me. It was obvious that both Dave and Lacie must have told them a great deal about us because all their friends seemed to know a great deal about us.
When Mia and George arrived that night, it became obvious just how much Dave had understated her beauty. He was right about one thing though, she very well could have been a Victoria Secrets model. Unfortunately, Linda and I didn’t have much time to get to know them before Lacie drug us away from them to introduce us to another new arrival. As they moved on to join the rest of the guests they promised us that they would catch up with us a little later.
After about an hour of handshakes, hugs, and welcoming kisses, it appeared that most if not all the invitees had arrived. The four of us left the door and started mingling with the other guests. I’ve always enjoyed meeting new people and this night was no exception, everybody seemed so friendly and anxious to engage in conversation. It also didn’t take too long for Linda and I to get separated as we independently mingled and chatted with the guests at the party.
After several minutes while I was talking to a small group of people Lacie approached me and asked if I still knew how to make those Red Apple Martini’s that she loved so much. I nodded my head, sure would you like me to fix you one, I replied. Lacie giggled, I’ve been telling everybody how good they are and there are actually several people that would like to try one, if you don’t mind.
I made my way behind the bar and started making Red Apple Martini’s four drinks at a time. It seemed that Lacie had told everybody about my expertise at making those drinks because there was a line of people around the bar waiting for me to fix them one. For the next few minutes my total focus was on making drinks as fast as I could. Every time I would hand out a fresh round of drinks I would find that there would be another group waiting for me to fix them one. I wasn’t paying much attention to what was going on around me, I just kept my head down and trudged along with the task at hand.
While in the middle of that I heard somebody behind me ask if I could use a little help. I looked around to find Mia standing behind me. I chucked, “From the looks of it I can use all the help I can get, do you know how to make Red Apple Martini’s?”
"No, but I’m a quick study" she replied. "I’ll just watch you make the next batch then I should be good to go." As I made the next batch I recited the recipe for her as I did. She was right about being a quick study because that was all it took for her to become an expert drinkologist.
In no time Mia and I were both making and handing out drinks four at a time. I was busy, but not too busy to check out Mia’s lush body while she mixed drinks beside me. She was a tall woman, I would guess about five-eight or nine in flats, in those stiletto’s she was wearing however, she had to be over six foot. The way those CFM stilettos accented her perfect body was amazing, and the way her breasts swayed while she shook a martini was awe inspiring.
As the line of drinkers thinned it reached the point where it only took one of us to make the number of drinks required. At that point, we had a chance to engage in conversation. The subject of our conversation was benign and varied from the drinks we were making to our livelihoods. The main result of our conversation was to redirect our attention to us and away from what was going on with the other at the party.
As Mia and I chatted the laughter and chatter of the party faded into background noise. We were both relaxed and casual as we got to know one another a little better. We were soon so engaged in our conversation that we lost total track of what was going on with the rest of the party all together. I have no idea how long the two of us chatted behind the bar that night, I do remember the moment when the conversation ended however. It ended when I heard Linda’s sexual moans in the distance.
I looked out from behind the bar to see what was going on with the rest of the people at the party, particularly in what was causing my wife to moan like she did. As I scanned the room I saw couples paring up and clothes coming off. Some were going down the hall toward the bedrooms together, some were heading out the back door toward the hot tub, and the rest were content to engage in what they had in mind in the den.
Linda was one of those that stayed in the den. She was naked and standing between two men that were also naked, bent over at the waist she was standing straight legged in the classic inverted “V” she was being fucked from behind by one man while giving head and stroking the cock of the other man in front of her.
Mia and I were standing side by side as we watched the events unfolding in front of us. My attention was focused on my wife enjoying herself right up to the point that I felt Mia slowly trace her fingers over the front of my slacks and my hard cock. I glanced toward Mia and found her smiling back at me. “It appears that you really enjoy watching your wife having fun” Mia said with a sexy smile. "It’s one of the most exciting things in life for me" I replied. With a giggle Mia replied “I can tell.” Even though I was standing beside a beautiful sexual goddess I couldn’t help watching Linda interacting with the two men she was with.
Mia continued slowly rubbing my cock through my pants as she seemed to be studying Linda and her actions. "Your beautiful wife is letting her inner slut out tonight isn’t she" Mia stated rather than asked. "She is relishing the attention of those two men" Mia stated in an academic tone. I glanced at Mia unsure of how to take what she said. “All I know is that she loves having two men at the same time” I replied.
Mia turned her attention from Linda to face me. With a knowing smile she said, “Every woman has an inner slut deep down inside her somewhere, most however are too afraid of societal reaction to ever display that side of herself to the public. Their fear of societal opinion outweighs their desires to expose and enjoy her inner slut. Your beautiful wife is one of a rare category of women who let their desires govern their actions."
As I was watching Linda and trying to absorb what Mia had said, I felt Mia’s hand leave my crotch. My focus remained on Linda and the two men she was with for a few moments. When my attention returned to Mia, to my surprise I found her standing beside me naked except for a garter belt, thigh high stockings, and of course her CFM stilettos. I didn’t question how she had undressed as quickly as she had, I was too busy admiring what was revealed after she did. Mia’s body was perfectly proportioned from head to foot. Her breasts were large and firm as they stood naturally displayed on her chest. Her legs, thighs, and ass were all perfect, and the little pubic landing-strip pointing toward the center of her sexuality was the perfect accent. I couldn’t help but to smile as I admired the perfection of her body.
With a smile Mia moved in front of me, as she faced me she reached out and slowly unbuttoned the top button on my shirt. “Go ahead and enjoy watching your wife if you would like, I’ll just humor myself while you do by placing my inner slut on display” Mia moaned. In the matter of a few moments Mia had me standing naked in front of her. She then slowly licked and kissed her way down my chest and abdomen until she was kneeling in front of me holding my dick in one hand while licking it as if it was an ice cream cone. As I was looking down at her, she stared up into my eyes with an expression of painful sexual excitement. Without breaking eye contact she pulled my cock forward and after licking the head, she slowly embedded my cock into her mouth and down her throat in one slow continuous motion.
The sensation of my cock sliding over Mia’s tongue and into her throat was nothing short of amazing. I held Mia’s head softly in both hands as she bobbed back and forth on my dick. What I couldn’t do was to continue to stare into those beautiful blue eyes of hers and maintain my pending orgasm. I shifted my gaze toward Linda. I found that the pleasure I received from watching her being fucked was having just the opposite effect of what I wanted. I found myself on the brink of an orgasm and desperately searched for something to slow down before I went unintentionally over the edge.
I scanned the room for something nonsexual to focus on. It didn’t take long to realize that wasn’t going to work. Everybody was naked and engaged in some form of sex. I didn’t see Gloria in the room but Susan was on top of a guy on the couch. He was seated and she was on top of him with her knee’s buried into the back of the couch with her arms wrapped around his neck holding his mouth to her breasts while she bounced on his cock. The site of her beautiful ass bouncing up and down while his cock appeared and disappeared into her pussy almost brought me over the edge.
I knew I had to focus on something else fast so I scanned the room again. I noticed two women and a guy on the floor. The guy was fucking one of the women from behind while the woman he was fucking was feasting on the other woman’s pussy. It didn’t take long to figure out that wasn’t going to have the desired effect. I had to eliminate one of the intense pleasures I was experiencing and was left with only one option, I had to remove Mia’s pleasurable mouth from my cock before it was too late.
I reached down and grabbed Mia under her arms and I reluctantly drew my cock out of her mouth as I gently pulled her to her feet. She looked at me with a questioning expression on her face as she rose to her feet. I smiled at her, “You’re just far too good to allow you to continue while at the same time allowing me to do all the things I have in mind for you” I said. Mai smiled as she accepted my complement of her oral skills and slowly stepped to my side and slid her arm around my waist.
Standing behind the bar for several moments holding each other Mia and I scanned the activities going on throughout the room in silence. Mia finely looked at me with a smile, “Your wife is a very special lady” she said. "she can release her inner slut and allow the men she’s with to treat her like a whore. The fact of the matter however is that she is using them to get what she desires from them. She’s in full control of what’s taking place and doing it at her pace and for her pleasure. The men she’s with only think they are fucking her, she’s really fucking them."
"I don’t know about all that, all I know is that she’s always enjoyed a threesome with two men" I replied, unsure about what Mia was telling me. "If that’s the case, then you’re not paying enough attention to your wife" Mia replied. "If you don’t pay attention to the woman you’re with you will never learn how to please her sexually. You must be able to read the signals she’s sending you and give her what she desires if you ever what to be rewarded with what you want."
I stared at Mia silently trying to comprehend what she was telling me. "Men!" Mia said with a mischievous smile, "I guess I’m going to have to break this down for you. See the way she’s standing with her legs spread wide, like this" she added as she mimicked Linda’s position. "She chose that position, she’s not laying or kneeling on the floor because she wanted to have more control of what was going to take place. Standing like that she opened herself up for them and sent the signal to the men she was with that she wanted one of them to fuck her from behind. We didn’t see it but I would have imagined that she picked the man she wanted to fuck her by grabbing the other man’s cock so she could position him in front of her."
Mai leaned forward and rested her elbows on the bar beside the sink. She arched her hips exposing her pussy to me before saying, “Now what message am I sending you?” she moaned.
I might not be the sharpest pencil in the box but I’m not the village idiot ether, so I moved behind Mia and traced my cock over her wet, slick, and welcoming labia. Mia let out a low moan when she felt my cock on her labia, “Oh, good boy, now think really hard, what message I’m I sending to you now?” I slowly traced my cock between the lips of her labia until I felt her opening. I slowly and softly eased my hips forward and felt the head slide into her, I hesitated for a moment before in one quick strong thrust arching my hips forward, embedding my dick all the way into her and holding it firmly inside.. Mia exhaled a loud pleasurable moan, “oh you are a quick study, aren’t you!” she giggled.
I was holding Mia by the hips after I established a slow but firm rhythm of fucking her. She raised up on her elbows until she could see over the bar. "Being you enjoy watching your wife fucking other men so much, let’s evaluate what she is doing" Mia said between moans. After a moment Mia said "Do you see the way she’s thrusting herself back onto his dick?" I moaned my acknowledgement. "She is letting him know that she doesn’t want him to make love to her, she doesn’t want to be treated like a fragile creature, she wants to be fucked like a whore, she wants him to fuck her hard, and to continue to fuck her in that manner until she cums on his dick" Mia explained breathlessly.
"Do you see how she’s reacting to the guy in front of her?" Mia asked. Before I could answer she continued, "She has one hand held flat against his abdomen and the other hand is holding his cock. She wants him to know that she’s in control of how much of his dick she wants in her mouth. She’s is telling him by her actions that she will give him a very pleasurable blowjob, but she’s going to be in control of how it’s done."
Choosing to be with two men at the same time with so many options available, she’s telling the world that she wants to feel like a whore" Mia explained. "She wants to overload her senses by not only enjoying the sensation of having a man fuck her, she also wants to be able to see, hold, and play with another cock at the same time. She also doesn’t want to be limited by the endurance of one man, she will try to give pleasure to the man she’s giving the blowjob to but deep inside she wants him to be ready and able to take over when the man fucking her has reached his limitations if she hasn’t reached hers yet."
"Oh, do you see what’s happening now?" Mia moaned. "Your wife is getting close, she’s going for the orgasm now. Look at how her tits are swaying every time he slams his dick into her pussy. Now look, she’s removed her hand from his abdomen and she’s rubbing her clit with it. She knows she’s close now and wants all three of them to cum at the same time. Look at how hard she’s thrusting herself back onto his dick as he fucks her. She’s got his dick all the way into her throat now and she’s twisting the shaft around the base, she wants him to cum. Look, look at all three of them, do you see how he’s holding her by the hips holding his dick all the way inside her, he’s filling her pussy with his cum now. Oh, he’s not the only one that’s giving her his cum, the other one is cumming in her mouth. Oh my God she’s cumming also, see how her mouth came open and his cum is dripping out, it’s running down his dick, see how she’s convulsing in her orgasm?"
Mia was silent for a moment as she continued to thrust herself back, meeting my thrusts with as much force as she could. "Are you close, are you ready to fill my pussy with you cum now?, she moaned. "I’m there, I’m there, cum inside me now, I want to feel you cumming inside me NOW!" she screamed. I held her as firmly as I could by the hips and as I pulled her tightly against me I filled her pussy with my cum. I was so turned on by the time I reached my orgasm that I didn’t think I was ever going to stop cumming inside her.
For several long moments, we stood together inside the confines of the bar. My cock remained buried in her pussy as Mia laid over the bar with her head resting on her folding arms. After several moments, she raised her head and glanced over her shoulder at me smiling. As I stared into her beautiful blue eyes we both started laughing.
It took some time before we were able regain enough energy to stand and untangle our bodies from one another. When we did Mia came to me smiling happily, she wrapped her arms around my neck and whispered, “thank you, that was fantastic.” As I held her body tightly against me, I pulled my head back to look at her. "Well, you’re welcome" I replied, "but we both know that it wasn’t me that ensured that it was as good as it was."
Mia looked me in the eye with a sly smile. “I don’t know what you’re talking about” she replied as she cocked her head to one side in an expression of innocence. I returned her smile. “You know exactly what I’m talking about" I said. "When Dave described you to me he told me that you were both beautiful and one of the smartest people he’s ever met. I took him at face value when he told me that, I now know that he correctly described you. You played me like a violin and led me into one of the most enjoyable sexual experiences I’ve ever had. You diverted my attention from the act that we were engaged in and focused it in a direction that you knew was stimulating but at the same time you managed to keep it academic enough to retard my progression in our sexual act. When you neared your own orgasm you again shifted where you were focusing me into something much more stimulating so that we would both cum together. You are the only woman I’ve ever experienced that with at that level of expertise and it was amazing."
Mia laughed and gave me a friendly hug. "Would you like to know what Dave told me about you?" she asked. I nodded my head in reply. "He told me that you were the most intelligent person he’s ever met" she said. "He also told me that you were a lot of fun to be around and that I would love your big dick. Would you like to know what I think after I’ve met you?" she asked. Again, I nodded my head in reply. "I think he was right on all counts" Mia said.
Mia and I continued to chat behind the bar for some time as we enjoyed each other’s company. I saw Mia smile just before I felt somebody hug me from behind. I looked around and Linda gave me a loving kiss. "Are you having fun honey?" she asked as our lips parted.
"Mia and I have been talking about everything that’s going on here tonight, she even broke down what you were doing tonight, it was very informative" I said good-naturedly. "Oh" Linda commented, "and what was it that I was doing tonight?"
"You were releasing your inner slut by fucking two guys at the same time" I said. I started to say something else but Linda interrupted me with, “excuse me?!” with more than a little irritation in her voice.
Linda glared at both me and Mia, Mia immediately told Linda what she had said and why she said it. After she finished Linda smiled at her and said "That’s a right-on evaluation, one that I had never thought of, but after thinking about it I think it was right on."
The three of us continued to chat for a few more minutes before Linda gave me a little kiss and turned to leave. "Where are you going?"I asked.
"I’ve got some inner slut that I need to release" she said with a laugh as she left to rejoin the party.
After Linda left us Mia and I continued to chat behind the bar. I was really enjoying our conversation and was a little annoyed when a guy that Mia knew joined our conversation when he sat down at the bar. After a few minutes, he asked her if she would like to join him for a little fun. "Sure" Mia replied. She gave me a hug and told me that she would catch up with me a little later. I know that it shouldn’t have bothered me because that was the nature of the game we were playing. But it did bother me, not because I was being possessive, I was just really enjoying our conversation. Mia had to be one of the most interesting people to talk to that I had ever met.
As I walked out from behind the bar it seemed that everybody I met was scurrying around freshening up after their first round of playing. I acknowledged a few people in passing but everybody seemed engaged in one thing or another that prohibited them from having the time to chat. I then noticed Susan sitting on the couch, alone and staring absently at what was going on in the living room. I sat down beside her, as I did she slowly turned her head toward me with a blank expression on her face. I had more than just a mild concern when I asked her “Are you all right with all this?”
Susan slowly smiled, “I’m fine, just a little confused I guess.”
"Is there anything I can help you with?" I asked in a concerned tone. "You would just think I’m being foolish or dramatic about it" she sighed. "It’s just that all this is so different than what I’ve believed for my entire life." Susan turned away from me and was silent for a moment before she glanced back at me saying, “I’ve enjoyed sex today for the first time in my entire life, that much pleasure can’t be wrong, can it? I mean first with you this afternoon and then tonight with a man that I not only didn’t even know but one that I’ve never even met before. I mean the sex was great and I experienced an orgasm during sex with both of you, that’s a first for me. I guess for the first time in my life I was having sex with a man ten minutes after I met him, that isn’t something that I’m used to."
I smiled at her. "So now you’re feeling a little guilty about enjoying it so much, right?" I asked. Susan laughed good-naturedly. "That’s the problem" she said, "I don’t feel guilty about it at all, and that’s got me feeling as if I’m turning into a slut. I’ve never been promiscuous when it came to sex. I mean I would have fantasies now and then but I’ve always felt that sex was something that you wait until your married to engage in. In fact, I was a virgin when I got married, and after I got married it didn’t take long for me to figure out just how disappointing sex really was. I mean after I was married and started having sex with my husband I thought what’s all the fuss about, I didn’t get anything from it."
Susan was silent for a few moments. "Would you mind if I asked you something a little personal?" she asked in a serious tone. Being we were both sitting naked on a couch together I was about to reply with a smart-ass remark, but the expression on Susan’s face changed my mind. "Hon, you can ask me anything you want" I replied. She was silent for several long moments, when she finely spoke she asked, “How do you and Linda manage to engage in all this stuff and not only stay married, but seem to stay happily married?”
Now it was my turn to be silent for a few moments as I tried to organize my thoughts. I nodded my head. "I can do that" I finally said. "But first I want something from you."
"Sure," she replied, "what would you like?"
"I would like to know the truth of why you left your husband" I replied. Susan slowly shook her head, "You’re going to think I’m so vain, but the truth is that he couldn’t satisfy me sexually. I loved him when we were married and I still loved him when we parted, I just couldn’t stay married to him. I was with him for five years and for those five years I never experienced an orgasm from having normal sex with him." She giggled, "I know it sounds bad but he was so small that I often didn’t even know for sure if he was inside me or not. It even got to the point that the only way he could have an orgasm was by having anal sex, and that was fine with me because I found that I could masturbate at the same time he was doing his thing and have an orgasm that way. With him I found that I enjoyed anal more that regular sex."
I nodded my head. "I don’t know what you’ve experienced in the past Susan" I said, "I can however tell you that sex isn’t an expression of love, sex is an expression of desire. Love isn’t a guarantee of satisfying sex, satisfying sex is achieved by your partner stimulating your desires. The mistake most of society makes is thinking that love and sex are synonymous with one another, they are not."
I continued, "The accepted societal concept is that love leads to marriage, and marriage is a monogamous concept that allows you to enjoy sex with only that person. The problem with that is that desire isn’t a monogamous impulse. Monogamy is unnatural in the animal world concerning sexual desire. As part of the animal world, humans are forced to ignore their sexual desires in favor of the manufactured concept of monogamy. There are some people, like the ones at this party, that believe that love and sexual desire are two separate entities. They can separate those two entities and enjoy both, one in a normal monogamous relationship in everything other than sex and the other in a normal non-monogamous sexually animalistic way. These people don’t consider their spouse's honest expression of their desires as a condemnation, they find honesty and openness a more important aspect of marriage than they do monogamy. They don’t view their spouse as a possession, they recognize their spouse as an independent individual who they happen to be in a relationship with. Linda and I fall into that category."
"As for Linda and I, we can talk about anything without fear of retribution" I explained. "In fact, after a party such as this one we often critique the people that we were with that night with one another on our way home, or after we get in our own bed." I added with a smile, "It’s also a fact that having sex with Linda after she’s had sex with another man, when she is still wet and slick with his deposit still inside her is one of the most stimulating experiences I’ve ever had. I know that might sound strange to most people but it works for us and makes our relationship even closer."
"We both realize that we are having sex with other people because it brings us pleasure" I explained. "I would like to afford Linda any pleasure that life has to offer, and she feels the same about me. People that link sexual pleasure and relationships into one entity wouldn’t understand that. The thing to keep in mind is that the people that link those two entities together have a divorce rate of well over fifty percent, which in itself should lend some credibility to what I’m talking about. Linda and I both think that our relationship is more important than one or the other of us being sexually attracted to another person."
Susan listened quietly to what I told her and after she thought about what I said for a moment she replied, “That seems a little simplistic to me.”
"Well let me ask you a question then," I asked, "did you love your husband when you married him?"
"Yes, very much" she replied.
"Even though you loved him, the sexual frustration you felt built inside you over time to the point that you could no longer stay in the relationship, is that what you told me?" I inquired. She nodded her head. "That’s not something I’m proud of, but yes, that’s what it finely came down to" she admitted.
"Let me ask you this Susan" I said, "if your husband would have come to you and told you that he loved you more than life and wanted nothing more out of life other than seeing you happy. That he knew that you needed more sexually than what he could provide you with and persuaded you to attend a party such as this one with him to find the sexual gratification that you needed. If you had that outlet to satisfy your sexual needs, would you still be married?”
Susan stared at me with a wide-eyed expression for some time. "I don’t know, maybe" she finally said.
I gave her a warm smile. "It gives you something to think about that they don’t teach you in school, doesn’t it?" I asked.
Susan and I were both sitting on the couch in silence when Linda walked up to us with a broad smile and a good-looking guy in tow. She bent down and gave me a peck of a kiss. "What are you two up to?" she asked. I laughed, "Just talking hon, Susan’s a little confused about the fact that what’s she’s been engaged in is more satisfying than what she was doing before this."
Linda smiled at Susan, "If you would like to talk catch up with me a little later hon, Bob and I are going to get in the hot tub and talk about the first thing that pops up" she laughed. Then she glanced at me, "That is if you don’t mind honey? You have fun hon, I’ll catch up with you a little later." Linda gave me a loving little kiss then her and her new friends were laughing their way through the house toward the hot tub.
When Susan and I were alone again I told her that I have another question I would like to ask her. "Sure, what would you like to know?" she replied.
"You told me a few minutes ago that you enjoyed anal" I said with a smile.
"Oh, yeah, it was the only...". Her sentence trailed off. "Are you talking about what I think you’re talking about?" she asked with a concerned expression.
"If you think I’m talking about fucking that beautiful ass of yours, I am" I replied with a chuckle. Susan focused on my cock. "I was talking about enjoying my ex-husband doing me like that, there’s nothing about you that’s like my ex if you know what I mean. I don’t know if I can handle something as big as that back there" she said as she stared at my cock. If we are going to try that I’m going to have to relax a little bit, would you mind fixing me another of your martini’s?"
After returning to the couch with her drink we continued chatting. Susan had just finished her drink and we were soon kissing and fondling one another on the couch. Things were progressing nicely and we were just getting up from the couch to locate some lubricant when Lacie entered the room and ordered everybody out to the patio so that she could set up her glow-stick game. I reluctantly made my way to the patio, with a relieved Susan in tow.
A few minutes after we had all gathered on the patio Lacie joined the group with two bags of glow-sticks. The rules were simple, the guys placed blue glow-sticks around their necks and women wore red. The lights throughout the house will be turned off and the women will be waiting in the house for the men. When one color of light finds a color that they are interested in, have fun. You just won’t know who you’re having fun with. Oh, and one more thing Lacie added, no talking.
I had been focused on Lacie and wasn’t paying attention to my surroundings, as I thought about the game as explained I let out an unapproving snort. It was just a reaction to this whole thing that seemed a little juvenile to me at the time.
“You don’t seem to approve of this”. I looked to my right to see who said it and saw Mia staring at me. I felt like a kid that had just been caught by the teacher doing something wrong in class, a feeling that brought back vivid memories of my youth. "I don’t know," I replied, "it just seems a little juvenile to me I guess."
"Interesting" Mia replied in an aloof tone as she continued to stare at me.
I looked at Mia as I cocked my head to one side. "Mia, would you mind if I asked you something?" I said.
"Not at all" she replied as she slowly shook her head. "I’ve been told that you’re a history professor, is that correct?" I asked. Mia nodded her head, "I am, why do you ask?" I replied to her "Because in our conversations tonight you’ve sounded a whole hell of a lot more like a psychiatrist than a history professor and I was just wondering." Mia stared at me for a moment seeming to be appraising me before she burst out laughing. When she regained her composure she shook her head, “you’re very intuitive, do you know that?” she said with a smile. "The truth is I’m a history professor because it pays the bills, but I’m working on my PhD in psychology with an emphasis on sexology, because that’s my passion." With arched eyebrows I replied, "That’s very impressive. And from your tone it sounded as if this game intrigues you, which lends to the question as to why?"
"It’s not exactly the game that intrigues me, it’s the questions that could be answered by a game such as this" Mia replied in a serious tone. "One of the many question that I’ve came up with during my studies is how does the perceived relate to the reality in sexual relations. We all have a perceived notion of the perfect sexual partner, I’m curious as to how that perceived notion relates to the realization of having sex with that person, and how does that sexual experience compare to the sexual experience with those that don’t meet the perceived notions of that person. Would the perceived perfect sexual partner rate higher or lower than the rest of the field after experiencing sexual relations with both, which would only be relevant if the test subject was unaware of who they were having sex with. I’ve thought about this for some time but have struggled with how to perform a blind test."
I was looking at Mia with a skeptical expression as she spoke. "That doesn’t sound all that complicated to me" I replied. "All you do is find somebody that appeals to that person along with somebody that doesn’t, then have them have sex with both and when their done find out which one the enjoyed the most."
"Because it’s not that simple" Mia replied with a chuckle, "because in that scenario they would know who they were having sex with and that knowledge would influence their opinion. To lend creditability to the results they would have to have sex with both but couldn’t have knowledge of which one they were with on either encounter. There lies the problem, how do you find a person that appeals to somebody as well as somebody that is less appealing, have them engage in sex with both without knowing which was which, and afterwards have them indicate which experience was more enjoyable?"
"I don’t know Mia" I chuckled, "but if this is something that you would like to experiment with tonight I think we have the perfect group to help you with your project."
As soon as I told her that there was a chorus of agreement from around the patio. We both scanned the patio and to our surprise realized that our conversation was the center of attention on the patio. Mia seemed embarrassed as she addressed the group, “Oh I couldn’t do that, I’m sorry, DB and I were only talking. Lacie has planned this and I couldn’t ruin those plans.”
"Nonsense," Lacie replied, "it sounds like we are talking about the same thing only you will be able to get something out of it that will help you in your studies, so just tell us what you need us to do."
Mia reluctantly agreed. "Well the first thing I need to do is to tell you is that all the information gathered will be completely anonymous" she explained. "If this is something that everybody agrees to I appreciate your participation, it will be statistical information and gathered anonymously." After everybody agreed to participate in her experiment Mia set about setting everything up. When she had everything in order she addressed us on the patio again.
"What I was thinking is that we will start with the women first" Mia told the group. "The men will each be issued a number and they will stand together in a line. Then one at a time the women will step forward and rate the men in order of their sex appeal to her by using the number that the men are holding as the reference. After all the women have rated the men we will switch over and each man will then rate the women. Don’t share your ratings with anybody and when your finished you will give me your ratings."
She continued, "When we have finished those ratings, we will return to the house using the glow-sticks to identify sex and engage in whatever sexual act the two of you consent to for five minutes. I want to give you a chance to sample the sexual attraction to the person you are with while not allowing enough time to complete the act allowing the participants the ability to continue evaluating others. You will each be issued an identification number on a piece of paper, after engaging in sex and before moving on the next person you will exchange numbers with the person you have just engaged in sex with. You will repeat this process for a period of an hour and a half, which should give you time to have sexual contact with all twelve members of the opposite sex that are here tonight. At the end of the experiment you will then rate each experience. That’s about it, does anybody have any questions or suggestions?" Mia asked.
I silently scanned the group waiting for somebody to say something. When nobody said anything, I said "Well, I have a suggestion. Well actually two, well I guess the truth is I’ve got three suggestions." The group laughed and Mia asked what I had in mind. "Well, first" I explained, "I think you should remove spouses from the evaluation process for obvious reasons. You want honest evaluations which I think might get complicated if the spouses are evaluated. I think that the tendency would be to evaluate the other women in comparison to the spouse and not the mental image of the perfect sexual partner. There are twelve couples here tonight, I’m sure that eleven would be enough to evaluate and being the spouses weren’t evaluated if the spouse was encountered then that encounter would be easy to eliminate from your statistical information afterwards."
"Next," I continued, "I think that the evaluations should be made after each period of activity. I don’t know about everybody else but there is no way in hell I can encounter twelve women consecutively and remember all of them in order. Write the evaluation after each session while the memory is still fresh and you will get a more accurate evaluation. Plus, if the evaluations were made after each session in a well-lit area it would promote night blindness for the next encounter and enhance the possibility for anonymity."
"Third," I explained, "I think that the sessions should be eight minutes long instead of five. The average sexual encounter last from ten to twelve minutes. Five minutes isn’t enough time to let it start getting good. Eight minutes will allow for the session to get fully involved yet not enough to allow completion of the act. The man will get close and be able to calm back down during the evaluation period, then be ready for more in the next session."
After some discussion, it was decided that the spouses would be removed from evaluation and each person would evaluate the eleven other members of the opposite sex. Evaluation of the sexual act would be made after each session. The length of the session was expanded to nine minutes with the time starting when the men were called into the house. The women came to that decision after much debate, many thinking that most of the men would have a hard time delaying that long under this scenario.
I must admit that the evaluation period of each sex was a lot of fun. There was a lot of teasing and laughing going on and everybody seemed to be enjoying themselves. By the time it was over everybody was anxious to engage in sexual contact with at the least most of the members of the group.
Lacie had brought a clock radio into the den to time the sessions and other than for the face of the radio the only other light in the room was a very dim light at the far end of the hallway toward the bedrooms. The women entered the house and Lacie set the timer on the clock radio to go off nine minutes after the men were called in and then told Mia she was ready anytime she was. As the guys stood anxiously waiting on the well lite patio we heard Mia invite us in from inside the darkened house.
Before I entered the house, I thought I would be able to see enough to get around inside the house, I thought wrong. It was so dark inside that house that I couldn’t see my hand in front of my face as I entered the den. Which gave me pause, I had broken my little toe one night rushing through our house thinking that I didn’t need to turn on the lights. It only takes one broken little toe to effect the way you move through a dark room after that. I was walking sidewise and moving very cautiously. All I could see were the red halos seeming to be floating in the room as the blue halos moved toward them.
Beforehand I figured that being that I had been intimate with Susan, Gloria, and Mia I should be able to figure out if I was with them. I also knew without a doubt that I would be able to recognize Lacie and Linda, leaving only the other seven women that I wouldn’t be able to recognize. I found myself trying to judge the height of the women from their glowing necklaces to aid in figuring out their identity. It’s strange how when you can see several women in a room height seems obvious and varied, in the dark however I couldn’t notice that much difference in height. It was becoming obvious that I wasn’t going to have a clue as to who I was with.
It dawned on me that I was subconsciously trying to be selective as to which glowing halo I was going to approach. Which was an effort in futility because there was nothing extraordinary in the floating halos to evaluate one against the other. I knew that every halo identified an attractive naked woman, but had no indication who that woman was. I was walking into a room containing twelve naked women that were waiting and willing to have sex with me, and I couldn’t figure out which one of them I wanted, I had never experienced anything like that before.
The other sensation I noticed was that my senses seemed to have been heightened. Nothing off the charts, it was just that I was noticing things that I hadn’t up to that point. A perfume or aftershave, the appeal of a giggle or a moan, the air moving through the room from the ceiling fan, just the trivial things that I hadn’t noticed earlier. I don’t know how to explain it other than my senses seemed to be able to focus on one specific thing at a time rather than everything at once. I guess it was a lot like walking outside on a cloudy day and have a single rain drop fall on your face. You notice and focus on that one rain drop, but if you go out in a rainstorm your focus is on keeping water from running down the back of your collar and not on an individual rain drop.
As I was moving through the room with my mind occupied with thoughts that had no business clogging my mind, I felt a hand lightly touch my chest. I stopped and faced the glowing red halo, as I did the hand on my chest dropped and fingers traced their way over my abdomen until they gripped my erect cock. For the first time since I had entered the house I had a rational reaction, I reached out and cupped this woman’s breasts.
As this woman with the pleasantly soft hands stroked my cock and I explored her body with my fingers, as I did I started getting a sense of urgency. I knew that we were limited to just a very few minutes to enjoy each other and I had no idea just how much time we had left. I took her head in my hands and brought our lips together. She wrapped her arms around my neck as our bodies came together and our tongues danced in each other’s mouth. As we embraced I pulled my cock down from where it stood against my abdomen and slid it between her legs. When she felt my erect cock slid against her wet labia she let out an audible moan as she gripped me tighter. Our lips never parted, I could feel her moving but couldn’t see exactly what she was doing. I didn’t know what she was trying to do until I felt her hand position my cock at her entrance. I arched my hips upward and buried my cock all the way inside her. When she had my cock inside her she started arching her hips and as we stood in total darkness she fucked herself on my cock as I gripped her ass.
It was starting to get good. We were both getting into it and I was about to move us into another position when the clock radio went off, signaling an end to our session. Reluctantly I withdrew my cock from this pleasurable woman and gave her one last hug. Before I left her to return to the patio I traced the tips of my fingers over her face as I vainly tried to identify who she was.
The men made their way back outside to the well-lit patio to appraise their encounter. As they did there wasn’t a flaccid dick in the bunch. We quickly filled out the form as Mia had instructed with our evaluation and the number for the woman we had been with, then as a group anxiously waited to be called back inside again. The women were doing the same thing in the kitchen and as I waited I found myself scanning the women to try to figure out which one I had just been with, but it was an impossible task. While the men were mostly silent, the women excitedly chatted among themselves as they discussed their experience.
After a few minutes, which felt as if it was an hour, the women filed back into the den and the lights were turned off again. When the men were called back inside the house again I was not near as reluctant as I was the first time and found myself near the head of the line going back inside. This time I wasn’t trying to overthink this whole thing and approached the first red halo I came to.
We explored each other’s bodies for a moment before I took her into my arms and kissed her passionately. Her response was to start sucking my tongue as soon as I slid it into her mouth. Which was the one act she could have done to shoot her right up to the top of my list. I find having my tongue sucked as the most pleasurable act a woman can do for me with her clothes on, and if we are both naked it ensures that I will do everything in my powers to make what we engage in pleasurable for her. We soon dropped to the floor and as my cock entered her it was obvious that I wasn’t the first man to enjoy her that night. Her pussy was wet and slick, her breasts were firm and felt amazing as they pressed into my chest, and as we alternated sucking each other’s tongue we fucked one another on the floor. I knew that she was a woman I would love to spend more time with than I was going to right then.
As was the case in my first encounter just as we started the final lap of our pleasurable race, the clock radio went off. I kissed her as I thrust my cock back deep inside her one last time before I got up and helped her to her feet. As I walked outside again I had mixed feelings, on one hand I was frustrated that I had sex to two women and had yet to reach the ultimate pleasure, on the other hand I was anxiously anticipating my next encounter in the dark. It was like going stage to a dance and dancing the night away with several pretty women; you get tired from all the dancing but find yourself anxiously anticipating immense pleasure from one of those women before the night is over.
Over the next hour and a half, we continued the same scenario ten more times and every one of those encounters was as pleasurable as the first. Every woman that I was with brought a little something different to the encounter, every one of them had something that was more pleasurable than the next, and every single one of them I wanted to be with again. The one concern I had when it was all over and all our evaluations were turned over to Mia was that I knew the chances were very good that I had sex with my wife and I hadn’t recognized her. I was lucky in that I wasn’t the only one that was curious about who they had encountered that night. As we congregated together everybody was asking to find out who they were with tonight, both the men and the women.
Mia reluctantly gave in and told us to give her a few minutes and she would reveal who was with whom, but she wouldn’t reveal the order of the contacts or the ratings, she would only reveal who we encountered that night. Mia locked herself in one of the bedrooms for about twenty minutes and when she came out again she called everybody into the den. She called the women one at a time to stand in the center of the room, then she called out the names of the men that she had been with to stand and join her.
When Mia was through revealing who everybody was with I was relieved. I had been with every woman at the party except for two, one of those was Linda. The fact that I could have had intercourse with my wife and didn’t know I was with her was really starting to bother me before that. Then the only curiosity I felt was trying to determine which two women I had been with twice. After revealing her information Mia left the room to secure her data while the rest of us chatted, questioned, and laughed with one another about the enjoyable experience they just had.
Linda joined me where I was standing and after a loving kiss I asked her if she was having fun. She giggled and gave me a squeeze, "More fun that I can remember having in one night" she replied. We joked around together for a few minutes before we made our way over to the couch. I sat down and she surprised me by sitting in my lap. I gave her a quizzical glance and she reached back and hugged my neck. As she hugged me she whispered in my ear, “I guess I was too good, three men didn’t make it to the finish line tonight and I didn’t want to leak on Lacie’s couch,” she giggled. With a smile, I ran my fingers over her labia and found it flowing with a combination of several men’s cum along with her juices, my favorite way to find her.
Linda and I were starting to work our way toward some very enjoyable sex with my finger in her pussy and her ass rubbing back and forth on my hard cock. I had sex with twelve different women over the last couple of house and hadn’t cum with any of them. I had one gigantic load of cum that I needed to find a place to put. As I removed my finger from her and was starting to get up I noticed a woman standing in front of us smiling down at us. I smiled at her, “It’s Pam isn’t it?” I asked trying to remember her name. She nodded in reply with a sexy smile. I asked her how she was doing with all this, just trying to be polite and sociable. "Good," she giggled, "but not perfect. It seems that you are the only man here tonight that I haven’t had the chance to have fun with yet, any idea how we might rectify that?"
Linda was laughing as she climbed off my lap. "You two have fun" she smiled, "I think I’ve fucked everybody here at least once tonight but I can think of a couple I would like to enjoy again."
"Are you sure you’re alright with this?" I asked. Linda nodded, "Yeah, I know what you like to find when we go to bed so I’ll just make it a little better for you." Linda rejoined the rest of the group while Pam and I sank to the floor in front of the couch.
Pam and I were both primed and ready to progress to the main event by the time we made it to the floor. It became obvious to me as I began to explore her body that Linda wasn’t the only woman who was with men that couldn’t make it to the finish line tonight, her pussy was wet, full, and ready for more. As I laid down on top of her and she spread her legs as wide as she could to give me access to her pussy. I plunged all the way inside her in one thrust and as she wrapped her legs around my waist I started fucking her in long hard strokes. Over the next few minutes we progressed through a few various positions but we both knew that this was going to be a sprint and not a marathon. By the time I had her on her hand and knee’s, and was holding her hips tightly as I slammed my cock into her from behind, we both knew the end was near. I managed to hang on the edge until she held her head back and started screaming out her orgasm before I started filling her pussy with my cum. I don’t think I have ever cum that much in my life, my orgasm seemed to last for minutes instead of seconds. The pang of guilt I felt over not being with Linda for that release was outweighed by the pleasure I felt from finally being able to let everything go.
After Pam and I untangled from one another we made our way over to where the rest of the group was congregating. We reached the group just as Linda and the guy she was with were untangling themselves from one and other. I smiled at her as the two of them made their way over to where we were standing with his arm around her waist, his wet cock waving in front of him, and a very satisfied look on his face. When they reached us, Linda threw her arms around my neck and gave me a deep wet kiss. As my tongue probed her mouth I could detect a little salty after taste and knew that her pussy wasn’t the only orifice that she had used to get a guy off tonight. Linda drew her head back from mine with a sly smile on her face, she knew I could taste what she had been up to.
Over the next hour or two the party continued much like any other cocktail party. With the exception that everybody was naked and every so often people would ease away from the group toward the bedrooms.
TO BE CONTINUED:
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By cpl4real13
We have heard about key parties but have not been to one. Anyone here know anything about them?
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