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By NKOTB2017
Ok BE 100% honest people, How many times did you write, delete, rewrite, change, delete and add the HEADLINE and/or DESCRIPTION of your PROFILES. I know there is some bright, word savy, super confident in how they describe themselves individuals and I envy and admire that about you. But for some of us, at least us, it was kinda hard. I mean how do you sum up who you and your mate are as individuals, your sex life, your expectations and try not to sound creepy ALL AT THE SAME TIME?!?!?!? THEN DO IT IN A FEW WORDS ON THE HEADLINE TO ATTRACT PEOPLE!!! LOL
I'm glad to announce ours ended up being LETS HAVE A BLAST. smh I just said fuck it, I know sexually we can hang with the best of them and that we're good down to earth people so LETS HAVE A BLAST it is. To all that went thru our dilemma, cheers! Hope we get contacted, if not we'll be right back trying to come up with some catchy 5 word phrase that says WE WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT I NEED YOU TO WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH US TO SO HERE IS A BRIEF SUMMARY OF WHO WE ARE AND I HOPE IT WORKS! To those who didn't stress, NO sex for you tonight because your headline probably scored you and your partner some bomb ass swinging nights! But we still love you!!!!
Well thanks for reading, we hope our humor tickled you a bit and feel free to share your thoughts!!!
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By Jocarter8183
My wife and I love skinny dipping after our youngest is in bed. We have a daughter in college that comes home on some weekends.
One weekend recently, she surprised us by coming home early after being out with friends and caught my wife and I in the pool, no swim suits of course. She wasn’t freaked out, she actually was cool about it and hung out by the pool a while. She asked if we would mind if she got in for a swim, we said of course. She went in the house(we thought to get in a swim suit of course) and she came back out wearing a towel which she soon revealed that she also was nude. She is 20 by the way. She said since we were skinny dipping it would be ok for her to as well. My wife was totally fine with it. I’m ok with it, it just caught me by surprise and off guard to say the least to the point where I couldn’t look at her at first since it was my daughter. That went away after a bit.
This is the first time she’s went completely nude with us. My wife and I go nude around the house all the time and she would just go around in a T-shirt and panties when she lived at home and when she comes home now. She never had shown an interest in anything more than that before. Am I just over reacting since it was the first time she’s done that and I’m trying to process it? She’s been a free spirit since she was little, so it shouldn’t be a surprise to me. She knows we’re swingers and we’re both bisexual and she thinks that’s awesome, so I don’t know why I reacted the way I did with the skinny dipping. Any ideas and opinions are welcome
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By SecretAsianMan
Just a silly question & reason to tell a story...
Have y'all ever walked in on your family members while they were having sex? (Parents? Grandparents? Siblings?) ...or had them walk in on you while you were having sex?
I haven't had any of my family members walk in on me having sex with anyone other than myself (...but that's a different topic).
I have, however, wandered over to my parent's bedroom one night with math book in hand with a question for my dad about a homework problem I was having and just as I got by their bedroom door, I heard the distinctive rhythmic squeaking or bedsprings ... I promptly turned around and went back to my room ... figured my homework wasn't THAT important at that point.
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By nice_cpl_n_bama
Hello All,
Something happened at a recent party that got me thinking about the extra large condoms. First, let me say that I'm a little above average myself, a little over seven and about the thickness of a D cell flashlight. I use Crown skinless skin condoms. They have a slimmer than usual profile. They feel more sensitive. I've used condoms like Inspiral or Trojan twisted pleasure and found that the extra room in those took away from sensitivity instead of adding to it. XXL condoms are just an ego thing as far as I can tell. The proof of that follows.
One of the ladies at a house party we attend was bragging that she had been with a guy who's unit was so big he couldn't use even the XXL condoms. She claimed that he had to special order super large condoms to fit his mammoth tool.
Everyone was getting as little annoyed with her endless tall tales and inability to shut up and give other people a chance to talk from time to time. Little did she know that she was stepping right into the trap of one of my favorite party tricks.
I pulled out one of my crown condoms, rolled it down over my hand, worked my other hand inside. By this time some of the regular attenders were stifling giggles because they have seen this gag before. I stretched it out and put it over my head with the ring between my mouth and nose. I breathed in through the mouth and out through the nose several times to inflate the condom into a giant diving helmet and said "WOW, not even an XXL would fit? Maybe I should stick my head in there and look around to see if he did any damage."
Ok, so maybe that was mean, but she did stop with the wild stories after that.
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