How often do you masturbate?

[TNT 1,155]

We saw a poll on this broken down by ages but were curious as to how it would break down by sex. If there isn't an exact match for you give a long term average.

[couplers 4,638]

I said "Hardly Ever" because unless I am travelling alone my guys keep me satisfied. When I am alone, however, it is every day. My body can't stop that quickly and my mind doesn't want to.

[SW_PA_Couple 4,024]

I cast a vote, Men: Hardly Ever. Since meeting fourteen years ago the woman to whom I am now married, I have had no need for "practicing on my own", as Woody Allen describes it.

[NWAtlSwing 522]

For Him every day, 1-2 times.

[FitCpl30s 17]

We both tend to do it daily being we only get to have sex early in the morning or late at night.

[ALilOEverything 901]

There wasn't an answer for never so I put hardly ever.

[celtic239 297]

I would have put Never but that option didn't exist.

[Miss Sunshine 29]

sometimes everyday depends on what is going on and how rushed I am. I just got done for the first time today, a quickie, now i am home alone and will bring the toys out. Later tonight we plan on a nice hot tub, I am planning on letting him watch me do the hungarian water trick, how many times does that make? We ll maybe twice per day many days, i might throw one more in before bed, hee hee hee hee:lol:

[DigginIt 1,132]

sometimes everyday depends on what is going on and how rushed I am. I just got done for the first time today, a quickie, now i am home alone and will bring the toys out. Later tonight we plan on a nice hot tub, I am planning on letting him watch me do the hungarian water trick, how many times does that make? We ll maybe twice per day many days, i might throw one more in before bed, hee hee hee hee:lol:

 

I have to admit...I'm turned on

[Curiosity0725 15]

hard for me to answer as it really all depends on how often i'm getting sex too.

 

sometimes i only masturbate once a week, other times, usually when i have more free time, i'm around 5 times a week.

 

sometimes, regardless of how often i'm getting sex at that moment, i'll masturbate just because i haven't for a few days.... sometimes it's all about taking care of myself.

[Mephisto 38]

There was no "Too Often" so i used almost everyday - but only when i am on the road. Which is about 26 days out of 30.

[Guest erotichugs]

I am the Male.. i do have to get some more than once a day...we do have sex at least once!!, Quickies are good but really does not cool things off :-)..

 

on the avearage if time does not allow.. then I end up helping myself once or twice on my own..

[Trace Ekies 186]

At least once a week for both of us...sometimes more, but always at least once.

 

We like to masturbate in front of each other but, to me, that's sex without touching each other, not the individual act that masturbation describes.

 

Miss Sunshine... What is the "Hungarian water trick"? I'm married to a Hungarian and NEED to know about this.

 

Trace

[Miss Sunshine 29]

wooooohooooo, get in the tub, lay on your back run the warm water and let the flow lick your clit! I have so many orgasms. I actually had a girlfriend who was hungarian show me this when I had an old footed tub that had a very skinny round spout and it shot a stream of water, she fingered me as the water rushed onto my clit, wellllll, now I have to go rub myself thinking of that moment!

[Trace Ekies 186]

Thanks for the info Sunshine...Ahh those hungarian women.

 

This is similar to my favorite hungarian and one of her friends who love to give head while having their fun spot properly aligned with a jet in the hot tub...I've had the pleasure of this type of watersport on a number of occasions...last Saturday night being the most recent installment.

 

Sorry for the thread hi-jack.

 

Trace

[Miss Sunshine 29]

i don't mind the hijack as long as you can send me a story or something to give me more orgasms!!!!

[Tadahiko 156]

there also isnt an option for choosing 'AT LEAST once a day'

 

i masturbate in bed before getting up in the morning about half the time, nearly always get myself off while i am in the shower, and usually do it again before i go to bed. and there is often one more time during the day [if i dont have sex with hubby or anna instead]

 

if i wake up in the middle of the night, i always masturbate.....theres really nothing else to do lying awake in the dark, is there? and it helps relax and go back to sleep.

[Tadahiko 156]

{Anna typing now...}

 

I can vouch for the fact that Kari is a 2-3X per day "doodler." It's not because she doesn't get enough sex, trust me she does. She just loves to touch herself. Yea...ever since we were in middle school together!

 

Of course, it's really sad if someone HAS to get themself off because they don't have any willing partners. Years ago, I used to live in a high-rise apartment building. I could see into the studio apartment a floor below me in the building across the street. A fairly obese woman in her late 20s to mid 30s lived there. Her bed was by a window that had blinds and sheers, but she kept them angled where I could see through them and with the light on I could easily see inside. Every single night, she would lie on her bed and read what I assume were romance novels. Sooner or later, every single night, she would reach down her pants or pull up her night shirt and masturbate. It wasn't arousing, it was really depressing. She was always home, alone, every night. I never saw her outside except going to work weekday mornings and coming home before dinnertime. She never talked to anybody, looked down at her shoes, and she never smiled. She never went out on weekends, even though we were close to clubs and a beautiful park, and I never saw anybody else in the apartment. I don't ever recall her even talking on the phone. When I moved out after 2 and 1/2 years, nothing had changed. Dinner, then book, then a sticky finger, then turn off the light.

 

I still hate that picture in my mind of someone who was hiding out from the world. I have to assume that she thought she was fat and ugly. And yes, she was fat, but she wasn't ugly. She was actually kind of cute. Which made it worse. Instead of really living, she escaped into a fantasy world where she could imagine getting fucked by a different gorgeous hunk every night, but she must have been resigned to the fact that it was never going to happen. I wanted to scream out my window at her, "Come on Honey! Put down the book, go to a party somewhere, and get laid for real for once!"

 

The part I feel horrible to confess is that one night I had a couple of friends over, I told them about it and we all watched, peeking out of my bedroom window in the dark, whispering smarmy jokes and making cruel sport of her private, pathetic, secret life.

 

Sorry for the thread hijack. Once I thought of that I had to get it all off my chest!

 

- Anna

[Meetussoon 68]

I'm masterbating right now -- my mind at least.

 

 

Tom

[Miss Sunshine 29]

I am going to bed so i can wake uo in the middle of the night and think of you and anna

[snapps 78]

Almost every day

[gentleman3537 15]

I am going to bed so i can wake uo in the middle of the night and think of you and anna

 

I enjoy masturbating my girlfriend using both my hands..that right one massaging her gspot and the other on her clit..love to lick it all up

[Tia Vampire 167]

Once a week for female half and atleast 3 times a week for male half.

[russiansin 15]

I (female) masterbate when i havent been laid by my guy in a week or for some reason im just really really horny-but if i can wait for him to get home-id rather have him. As far as i know-he masterbates weekly.Usually "the signs" of him doing this can be obvious!

[Iphonesins 15]

Everyday

[Cheetah 84]

Daily.

[couplers 4,638]

I said "Hardly Ever" because unless I am travelling alone my guys keep me satisfied. When I am alone, however, it is every day. My body can't stop that quickly and my mind doesn't want to.

 

I am travelling for work and miss my poly family, including the sex. So I catch up on the Swingersboard and masturbate. Once this morning to wake up before the crappy hotel treadmill, after I got back to my hotel room (thank God no group dinner tonight), and probably a last one to put me to sleep. My fingers can hit the right spot and I cum really hard, but not like the feeling of a real person.

[adamgunn 1,460]

This is a great poll, thank you. In our little world, then men masturbate much more, apparently, than women do. I wonder why that is.

 

I'd love to see an honest and accurate poll of the broader vanilla world. Would our masturbation patterns mirror them or significantly differ?

[Numex 2,415]

Since meeting fourteen years ago the woman to whom I am now married, I have had no need for "practicing on my own", as Woody Allen describes it.

 

Woody Allen also said, “Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.”

[1hotminute 72]

Male: Daily. Evening and morning if I can.

[Bluespruce1 706]

We both masturbate daily - often more than once and many times together. We love watching each other and looking at porn together.

[Guest]

About once a week. I sometimes do it for my husband...he likes to watch me go through my preparations, the buildup, and when I lose control of myself. I pretend he isn't there when I do it. Sometimes, I do it in the shower when I want to experience the big squirting release. I have a stool that I stick a dildo on and squat on it. When I cum I can push and empty myself without all the problems of a big cleanup. And I sometimes do it with our girlfriend Linda. I work with her and I enjoy her dirty and spontaneous influence. Our code is her sending me an IM at work..."Where did you park the car?" It's to see if we can be private. We spend lunch in the car talking about anything and casually masturbate.

[Rock n Tits 186]

Daily some times 3-4 times away and I am 68.  Tits masturbated in the shower everytime she bathes

[Numex 2,415]

Not me.  One of the (few) conditions I had for having my wife playing was that it would supplement and not substitute for the sex we have.  She has held me to that.

 

The other two conditions were that everyone knew what the situation was: who she's playing with and I meet them; and no married men unless the wife knew and was good with it.