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A lot of retired folks own motor homes; some travel constantly.

 

One of our early experiences was in a full-sized van that had been decorated inside for playing by its owner. It took place in the parking lot of the restaurant where we'd just had dinner. :) It had a large window that we could see out of but no one could see in.

 

That event gave us the idea of owning a motor home and traveling around the country visiting swingers.

 

Does anybody do this?

 

Would anybody find such a life appealing?

 

Alura

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This is how I want to spend my golden years.

 

Actually, if I had my choice this is how I'd like to spend my current years.

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My guess you could do it and never miss a beat on the Swingers Board, Julie, because of the mobility of the internet these days.

 

I'm a retired swinger, but dinner's on me when y'all come through Tulsa.

 

Alura

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My VERY religious, rather judgmental cousins and their wives have 3 assumptions about swingers (that I know of...there may be more):

 

1. The men all have moustaches.

2. Swingers = "scuzzy"

3. If a person has an rv or motor home, he/she is probably a swinger - the probability is even higher if he/she would attend an rv show.

 

Lol this came up during a recent visit and we had no clue how to react. My sister and i are both swingers... what would our cousins think?!

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My VERY religious, rather judgmental cousins and their wives have 3 assumptions about swingers (that I know of...there may be more):

 

1. The men all have moustaches.

2. Swingers = "scuzzy"

3. If a person has an rv or motor home, he/she is probably a swinger - the probability is even higher if he/she would attend an rv show.

 

Lol this came up during a recent visit and we had no clue how to react. My sister and i are both swingers... what would our cousins think?!

 

That is awesome. What if the man with the RV doesn't have a mustache? Does the probability go up or down? lol

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That is awesome. What if the man with the RV doesn't have a mustache? Does the probability go up or down? lol

 

I would think the probability there lies with the 3rd category: level of scuzziness. :lol:

 

But with regards to the topic at hand.... I would love to spend my retired years traveling and hopefully meeting swingers along the way, but I think I would rather do it by train so I won't have to drive. I HATE driving!

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I do love driving. I don't think I'm going to want to buy an RV and travel that way when we're retired. I know that I wouldn't mind buying a small RV, selling all our stuff and going on the road for a few years. Sounds like a fun excursion. Tough call between whether I'd want to do that in an RV, or on motorcycles though. I think I'd lean towards motorcycles.

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My wife and I have talked about how fun it would be for one or the other of us to be driving the RV while play time was happening elsewhere in the RV. Of course, it might cause an accident...

 

3. If a person has an rv or motor home, he/she is probably a swinger - the probability is even higher if he/she would attend an rv show.

 

Dangit! And here I just missed a big RV show in Indianapolis!!!!

 

:lol:

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Dangit! And here I just missed a big RV show in Indianapolis!!!!

 

:lol:

 

We thought about going to that, actually. Just to say we did. We've also considered making a "newsletter" to send to my cousins about how to avoid swingers in the Indy area when they come for GenCon this fall. :D Then we thought it would probably draw too much attention to us remembering a random joke/slam about swingers that was made in passing. It would have been AWESOME, though!

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I do love driving. I don't think I'm going to want to buy an RV and travel that way when we're retired. I know that I wouldn't mind buying a small RV, selling all our stuff and going on the road for a few years. Sounds like a fun excursion. Tough call between whether I'd want to do that in an RV, or on motorcycles though. I think I'd lean towards motorcycles.

 

Why not both? Buy and RV, install a lift on back and hoist the Goldwing on up. Sounds like heaven to me.

Mrs. 2 and I packed up our 30 foot class C and headed out on the road for 6 weeks several years ago. We had two kids with us (ages 20 months and 5 weeks) and were not swingers at the time. But we met some great people and didn't have sex with them.

 

KM34 I will say, I did return with a moustache, and a beard, come to think of it, as I purposely did not pack a razor. I was failry scuzzy by the time I got back. So I guess I can blame my swinging on that trip. Thank your cousins for me, now I know why I do this! :)

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When I win the lottery, I'd love nothing better than to buy a big ol RV (I'm talking about the three-quarters of a million type) and do nothing but travel throughout the good old USA. I'd sell my place I have right now and just travel. Of course, we'd stop at all the great clubs along the way. We'd have to tow a Jeep Wrangler or some other type of vehicle behind our RV so we can travel a bit easier around the more populated areas. There are so many places I want to see in the U.S. I have a lot of living to do. If I don't win the lottery, I'd still like to do the same thing. :)

 

I often wonder how many travelers are swingers?

 

and really? All swingers have mustaches? LOL I gotta tell Dave!

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When I win the lottery, I'd love nothing better than to buy a big ol RV (I'm talking about the three-quarters of a million type) and do nothing but travel throughout the good old USA.

 

I often wonder how many travelers are swingers?

 

Don't wait to win the lottery. Join us on the road as full time RV'ers. It is a great life. We stay where it is warm or cool as the seasons dictate. Also we have some swinging friends who we hang around if we want it to be hot and fun, or is it fun and hot. We always get that confused.

 

Living the life in an RV since 1998.

It is a great life.

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Interesting for I too have run across a few Mature Geezers,that enjoy useing their Motor Homes or Mini Vans exactly the same way! Decorateing them for Adult Party Fun as well.(One couple even had an Adult Swing of sorts complete with stirrups-Velcro restraints etc.)and of course showed me how it is used!and I assume there are many more Gezzers who have and use them as described.I too was once invited after dinner at a restaurant after meeting an elderly couple to come see their minivan in the parking lot then twice with 2 other Geezers Couples while out camping and what Fun we 3 had for sure!!! How I wish More Geezers did Exactly the Same with their Motor Homes & MiniVans for to me That is Retirement Fun at It's Best!! Here's Hopeing you run into a Geezers Couple into that too so you can see for yourself! It Sure Woeks for Me!!!

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We would certainly fit into the Swinging Geezer demographics but minus the RV. We did discuss getting one but didn't think it economical given the initial cost and the price of gas. When we visited South Texas we were amazed at just how many RV parks were there with people our own age and speculated as to the levels of "friskyness".

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Funny I just watched a episode of Top Gear (UK) and one of the hosts threw out the number 37% for the number of "caravaners" that "enjoy wife swapping". Not sure if it was just a joke or if their was a real poll taken.

 

...or if all of them engage in it but only 37% enjoy it. :rolleyes:

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So do you have to be a geezer or have a motor home to participate in this thread? What about pre-geezer and a travel trailer?

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ehh... motorhome, 5th wheel, bumper pull... they are all called RV's (recreational vehicles).. pluses and minuses for each..

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The ms and I talked over the weekend about finding couples to rv with, not sure about swing with couples. Did our first trip this past weekend read the forums, had sex, drank beer, read more of the forums had sex .....

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While out camping quite a few times over the years, after sitting fireside with an older couple and some "Single Geezers" (lol) of both sexes,and being invited to have a Night Cap in their trailer-motorhome or whatever, (&Trust me We Always Had Fun)!! I simply Wish More "Geezers" felt free to invite me over for that Night-Cap and see how we do..So why would anyone think Us "Old Geezers" don't wanna try/enjoy something New Once in awhile too?? Our "Old Geezers Sex Parts" Work Well Still Too" you know!!

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Back when I had hair I was employed in the RV biz for a cpl years. The clientel seemed reflective of overall , with a bit overrepresentation of famillies with kids. Things were not yet so overpriced that they could be afforded as a hobby , rather than needing to be retiries liquidating a house to afford a MH .

 

Not "swinging " per se , but once upon a time a salesman as out and about in a MH for whatever reason , and happened to stop to browse in an Adult Book Store. He was aproached by a young ladies , and he uttered the since legandary comment " So , you ever do it in a Motorhome ? " Turns out she apearently had a motorhome fetish.

 

RV Shows about as exciting as hanging out in a car dealer showroom.

 

For playtime in back while going down the road , you don't need a motorhome , a pickup truck will work.

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While we don't own a motorhome (yet?), we do have a very nice place to park one, down by a small pond, seranaded by the sounds of all the small creatures you won't hear in the city. We can also provide the bonfire and company.

 

Tenting it is fun also. Yup, we geezers can still get a tent up and get it up in a tent. It can also be a discussion starter by the bonfire..."Is that a tent you're setting up in your pants?"

 

We are a seasoned couple. What's your favorite seasoning?

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We have a redneck toyhauler: a pop-up camper mounted on a flatbed trailer. Plenty if room left for the motorcycles. Pull it with a Suburban. We get a lot of attention with it when we pull into the campgrounds.

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Tenting it is fun also. Yup, we geezers can still get a tent up and get it up in a tent. It can also be a discussion starter by the bonfire..."Is that a tent you're setting up in your pants?"

 

We are a seasoned couple. What's your favorite seasoning?

 

Loved your post that is partially re-posted above. Our near first time was in a tent with another couple near a crystal clear spring fed pond. We chickened out and do not remember why.

 

Now as to seasoning. Anything or any person who is hot. What else would you expect from a Cajun. :EG:

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Back when I was Married we often had other couples and singles come over to our popup camper after group campfire time was over and time for a "night cap"and what FUN we had with many of them! Just why so many younger campers don't invite others over to their Rigs or Tents even Beats Me for Tents can be Real Fun Too!! Trust me I Know!!

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Most times it seems the Geezers are the only ones that invite others to their motor homes-popup campers or tents after campfire time.and What Fun I've had with them Always! Everyone ending up Naked EVERY TIME and What Fun We Had!!! Now This is Camping to Me !!!!!

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So do you have to be a geezer or have a motor home to participate in this thread? What about pre-geezer and a travel trailer?

 

Mrs and I are heading out tomorrow in our travel trailer. I don't think we're quite geezers yet. While scoping out a campground we met a couple with the same travel trailer and tow vehicle combination. We exchanged numbers and hope to camp together sometime. Don't know if they're swingers or not. Nice people either way.

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