Fun inside and outside of the bedroom.

[SW_PA_Couple 4,026]

Knowing she's a Swingersboard member, I asked. "Go ahead", she says. So here's our story

 

My wife had a date with an out-of-town swing friend so I called up a new acquaintance. What a great time we had. Great sex: nothing remarkable about that. But we're laying horizontally, side-by-side in the steep angles of the four o'clock sun when something catches her eye. "Who made that mess?", she asks. "Fred," I answer (name changed to protect the innocent).

 

Side story, at a house party a little more than a month ago, I crawled into bed at about 2 am. Wife was still full of energy and so was her man-friend. So they're wilding in the far bedroom when he looses his balance and sticks his ass though the wall, making a hole about, well I won't say how many inches. Let's say about half-assed. Next morning, he's feeling so bad about this that he insists on going out and getting wallboard, joint compound, screws, joint tape, etc and starts in. A job like this cannot, of course, be done in one day so the half-ass-size patch is left half finished.

 

So here is my lady friend inspecting this work and she says, "I know how to do it right. Where are the tools?" I will be difficult for me to give you a sense of how farcical the situation is when you're naked and you are in a bedroom with a slim, perfect-musculature, knock-down gorgeous woman, also naked, who has a trow in her hand slathering joint compound all along the cracks in your wall. We looked at each other's splattered naked bodies and just laughed and laughed uncontrollably.

 

But the fun is just beginning. We decide we're hungry so I recommend that she pull up her panties and thrown on a coat, we can go to the Sonic drive-in, get something to take back to the house and chow down. "I'll drive," she says, seeing that her car is parked in a place behind mine. So we're on our way and her engine sputters and stops. "Oh, I knew I should have filled with gas," says says apologetically. She was starting to get flustered but I saw that we were on a down-hill part of state route 19 so I suggested she stay behind the wheel and if I gave the car a push and she did not use the brake peddle, she could coast into the GetGo gas station. We? Well, I was wrong about that. The car coasted so fast, it would not have been safe for me to jump back in to the passenger seat. So I want you to picture this. Me, running down Rt. 19, chasing after a car whose passenger-side door in open.

 

Well, she makes it into the driveway. But not enough momentum to get up to a pump. So here we are again, giggling and laughing our asses off trying to push this 5,000-pound monster of a car though a service-station. Eventually these two guys notice our plight and offer assistance. But they also did not fail to notice that my woman-friend's coat was covering her rather incompletely. It's a good thing it had become dark or they would have seen more. So as to attract no further attention to ourselves, she jumped back in, I filled the tank and we were quickly on our way. As soon as we pulled away from the station, we once again broke out into hysterical laughter.

 

The remainer of the evening, although pretty good by any normal standard for a play date, was just postscript.

[angelkin 1,326]

Sounds like an awesome time! That's the kind of fun we're looking for with play friends:)

[fun4Ds 1,098]

Hilarious !

[JustAskJulie 2,595]

That is hilarious! The moral of the story... you never know when a quick trip to sonic might devolve into running around the streets half naked.

[CalendarGirl 148]

BAHAHAHA! I love it! This is why I always go to parties or the club fully clothed and change there...just in case!