Fictional TV Couples - Who would swing?

[bear_n_bunny 43]

Clearly this post is just me typing up a random train of thought. I just read mention of Farscape in another thread and immediately thought, John and Aryen would swing. (For those that don't know the now cancelled Farscape it was a very sexy, smart sci-fi show.

 

Then I started thinking about other TV couples; would they swing?

 

Ricky and Lucy, I Love Lucy (No)

Fred and Ethel,I Love Lucy (Yes)

Dave and Maddy, Moonlighting (Not if Maddy had anything to say about it.)

Nikita and Micheal (La Femme Nikita) (If ordered to, they would.)

Superman and Lois Lane

Mork and Mindy

Archie and Edith

Gloria and Meathead

 

. . . . . . . .

 

-- Bunny

[jen 16]

Lucy, Ricky, Ethel & Fred weren't swingers?

 

I gotta watch the show again...I'm confused.

 

What about Ralph Cramdon and the rest of the Honeymooners?

 

Giligans Island....they stayed on that island for something.

 

Marge and Homer Simpson

 

The Adams Family --Trish? and Gomez & definitely cousin it, but not the Munsters...no way.

 

 

Great post btw.

[EternallySingle 32]

Come on now. Xena was with Hercules, then with Aeolis. Then Gabrielle was with Aeolis and Xena's double was with Joxer, and Xena's other double (her triple) was supposed to be with .... And what about Aphrodite? Come on. Oh, and Hercules' mother was with his best friend, Jason, who was first with Hercules other best friend, an amazon, who was also with Aeolis and Hercules.

 

Then, what about all those baths Xena and Gabrielle had?

[EternallySingle 32]

with the cast of Andromeda.

[turnuptheheat 98]

Ok, he may not be a couple, but Kirk would do anything for pleasure! I think Barney and Betty would go as would Fred, but Wilma is a little repressed...

[EternallySingle 32]

...about the Ross, Rachel, Joey, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica? I think the only two on that show that hasn't slept together are Ross and Monica, and that's ONLY because they are brother and sister, and it is network T.V.

[jen 16]

Al and Peg Bundy, what was the neighbors name?

 

[bear_n_bunny 43]

Al Bundy didn't like sex enough to swing. Poor Peggy just wanted to get laid. I forget the neighbor's name, but yeah, they swung.

 

Clearly the Xena/Hercules crowd was not repressed by modern christain morality. Clearly Xena and Gaby were Elusive Bi Females, which is why they got their own show.

 

I concure with the call on the Adam's family, YES, and the Munster's, NO. And we all know they were doing some serious swapping on Gilligan's Island.

 

Could it be The Cleavers were so happy because they were swingers? Maybe Eddie was their occasional third?

[EternallySingle 32]

They SAID they were swingers. I think that is why Donna's mother left.

[alabamafuntonig 20]

They SAID they were swingers. I think that is why Donna's mother left.

 

You are correct! (true too fact she left the show for addiction problems). I would think that it would be a hoot if Peggy and Hank Hill were swingers! And for a non-animated series the winner goes to Frazier (with Ross).

[belladonna 15]

Originally posted by bear_n_bunny

Al Bundy didn't like sex enough to swing. Poor Peggy just wanted to get laid. I forget the neighbor's name, but yeah, they swung.

 

Clearly the Xena/Hercules crowd was not repressed by modern christain morality. Clearly Xena and Gaby were Elusive Bi Females, which is why they got their own show.

 

I concure with the call on the Adam's family, YES, and the Munster's, NO. And we all know they were doing some serious swapping on Gilligan's Island.

 

Could it be The Cleavers were so happy because they were swingers? Maybe Eddie was their occasional third?

 

The neighbors names were Steve & Marcie but I forget their last names.

 

I agree Kirk would do anything. But so would Diana Troi and who just wouldn't LOVE a vacation on Riesa. LOL

[fun_pairTX 26]

Gomez and Morticia Addams for sure, we would be first in line too. Our second choice would be Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale the evil spies of Bullwinkle fame. Yes I do remember telliing y'all we are nuts.

[wrnakedru 38]

Don't see the Cleavers having been into it, unless June could keep her pearls, pumps and shirtwaist on while doing it!

 

Hank and Peg Hill - she'd have gone for it, for sure. But poor Hank, unless he could figure out a way the propane gods were all for it, no way.

 

Rob and Laura Petrie - gotta doubt that, since they didn't even sleep in the same bed with each other.

Now, their neighbors, Jerry and Millie Helper - I'd bet on it. She was pretty easy to be talked into anything by anybody - so you have to think he would have steered her pretty easily.

And Sally - the original elusive bi-femme - always up for a date with someone new.

Buddy and Pickles, nope, but probably more from a lack of takers than any other reason.

 

How about Mr. and Mrs. C - from Happy Days. Just no telling where that might have gone when they were "feeling frisky"!

[Yummi 16]

Mork & Mindy - That's a funny mental picture...Mindy would never!! You could talk Mork into it I bet...

 

Mr. & Mrs. C probably swing just because they seem so 'normal'...

 

What about Mulder & Scully?

[bear_n_bunny 43]

What about Mulder & Scully?

 

Nope, that relationship had way too many issues to handle swinging. But what do I know, maybe they swung with the aliens?

 

I also doubt Samantha and Darren of bewitched would swing. Darren clearly had control issues.

[fun_pairTX 26]

Oliver and Lisa Douglas? hmmmm who knows. Now the Ziffels for sure but who could handle their pig Arnold watching?

[Rickyle 15]

From the first Bob Newhart show with Suzanne Pleshette - definitlely!

From the second, no. Larry, Darrel, and Darrel would always find a way to interupt.

[grabbyzz 26]

How about Jerry and Elaine? Kramer definitely, and George???

 

Or how about Homer and Marge?

 

Paul and Jamie Buckman?

 

And what do you think Jack, Janet, and Chrissy did on those lonely nights? But who was the 4th....Larry or Mr. Furley?

[bbcpl4cpl 17]

Samantha and Darren on bewitched??

 

Jeannie and Major Nelson?

 

Two Guys and a girl. That name just says it all.

 

P.S. Marcy and Steve Rhodes

 

Tigress xx

[jen 16]

Daphney, Shaggy, and the other two cartoon people from Scooby Doo.

 

It was called the Mystery Machine...yes?

 

[grabbyzz 26]

Batman and Robin?

[PaulKing 18]

Spiderman was a swinger.

[grabbyzz 26]

Tarzan and Jane, they swung with the animals i think....

[Weezie 16]

Yes...Jack, Crissy, and Janet! No wonder that was my favorite show growing up. The prefect threesome! Larry could have been the fourth one....after a wild night at the Regal Beagal.

[sportync 20]

Remember the Avengers? Steed and Emma Peele definately!

Miss Kitty does Dodge City?

Definately Jeanie and the Major!

Peter Gunn and that hot, busty secretary of his (showing my age)

Everybody loves Raymond, but he complains way too much...I think his wife would just get jiggy behind his back with his brother.

Frasier and his brother might do a 3-some with the English girl while pop worked the camera.

the whole cast of that 70's show with the exception of Red....he'd go ballistic and shoot everybody.

The Tellie-Tubbies are probably into tellie-orgies.

Ren and Stempy??Now, that's an ugly picture!

Austin Powers...mmmmm. do 'ya think??

 

Sportync

[sportync 20]

And can you imagine the Jefferson's and the Bunker's hooking up for a swap??

[JnCinOH 15]

DUH!!?? Three's Company was a long-running hit sitcom ABOUT swinging. (Suzanne Somers played the role of the elusive bi fem.)

[jen 16]

Originally posted by sportync

And can you imagine the Jefferson's and the Bunker's hooking up for a swap??

 

Ok that image is cracking me up!! Thanks Sportync

[bccpl77 15]

how about Dharma and Greg. Her parents definately, and more than likely, with a few drinks, his parents.

[Elusive BiFem 70]

Originally posted by NEOH242

DUH!!?? Three's Company was a long-running hit sitcom ABOUT swinging. (Suzanne Somers played the role of the elusive bi fem.)

 

I knew it!! I knew it!! I'm Suzanne Somers made all over. (with a few years, a few pounds, a few wrinkles, a few gray hairs...a few...ahhh forget it...)

 

But seriously, how did you come up with the thought that show was ABOUT swinging? I never saw that.

 

And sportnyc - your comment about Raymond on Everybody Loves Raymond. One of my favorite shows. When I first saw this thread, that is one of the first couples I thought of. I can just picture Raymond whining in the background.

 

-EBF

[ionsawmill 86]

Originally posted by bccpl77

how about Dharma and Greg. Her parents definately, and more than likely, with a few drinks, his parents.

 

I think there was one episode where Greg's parents thought Dharma's parents were swingers and wanted to swing with them. They got drunk and went for it, but it turned out to be a misunderstanding.

 

As for Three's Company, I thought the whole point of that show was that Jack was gay and therefore had no real interest in Chrissy and Janet. It was all just "slap and tickle". Was I way off base in my assumptions.

 

T.H.

[bear_n_bunny 43]

As for Three's Company, I thought the whole point of that show was that Jack was gay and therefore had no real interest in Chrissy and Janet. It was all just "slap and tickle". Was I way off base in my assumptions.

 

I'm going to show my age again, but Jack was only pretending to be gay so the Ropers would allow him to room with the girls. Ah, things have really changed in TV.

 

I no doubt not only would Darhma talk Greg into swinging, but their for sure Darhma's parents. It's all about sharing the love.

 

On thing I have noticed in reading this thread, it seems like the ladies are the type to play and the men are the tight asses. Of course who would you rather frolick with, Samatha or Darren?

 

--Bunny

[Brit_Pair 62]

Mary Beth Lacy and her husband Harve . . . (Perhaps they invited Chris Cagney in for a 3some on occasion)

[sportync 20]

Back to the Jeffersons and the Bunkers...that thought still makes me smile. I can just picture George Jefferson doing Edith from behind while chanting,"Who's yo daddy! Who's yo daddy!" Edith would exclaim, "OOOHHH Archie, you've never done that before! OOOOOOHHHH George, that feels real nice!" Meanwhile Archie would be easing into Weezie and saying," alright, dere, Weezie, I'm going to go nice and slow like, so's I don't hurt youze", and Weezie would reply,"Quit your damn jabberin', and get to it Archie!"

 

I can imagine the Flintstones and the Rubbles, but Fred would probably want to do a threesome with Wilma and Betty while Barney worked the camera. And Barney would probably be cool with that....so would Betty.

 

Bewitched could have had some great possibilities, but I really think that all the relationships on that show were way too screwed up to really make swinging a viable alternative....they just weren't emotionally ready for swinging....they definately needed to work on better communication skills.

 

Ok, Happy days. Ritchie's mom and the Fonzie...Richie's sis Joanie and the Fonzie...Mr. and Mrs. Howard and the Fonzie.....Joanie and Chachai and the Fonzie...oh, and all the babes at the Arnold's and the Fonzie....He's the answer to the often-asked question of "Why do singles want to swing?"

 

And lastly, "Cheers".......well, I really think that they would just lock the doors, open the bottles and let the orgy begin....oh, wait, they were in Boston! They just don't do things like that in Boston, do they?

[grabbyzz 26]

How about the 4 from The Golden Girls? Now there is a site I don't want to see...

[windsor4fun2 130]

Originally posted by grabbyzz

How about the 4 from The Golden Girls? Now there is a site I don't want to see...

 

Blanche would in a heart beat. The others.....not a picture I want to imagine. However, the old lady probably would have in her younger days.

[Brit_Pair 62]

Originally posted by grabbyzz

How about the 4 from The Golden Girls? Now there is a site I don't want to see...

Please don't do that sort of thing again without plenty of prior warning. Some of us have nervous dispositions.

 

[dave_susie2001 15]

Mike and Carol Brady....yep

 

Alice and Sam the MEAT man

 

Of course, Greg and Marcia had it going on from the very first episode!

[grabbyzz 26]

How about the entire cast of Cheers?

 

Or Andy, Helen, Barney and Therma Lou?

 

Bo, Luke and Daisy...

[Brit_Pair 62]

Frasier and Niles playing swapsies with Lilith and Merris?

[windsor4fun2 130]

Originally posted by Brit_Pair

Frasier and Niles playing swapsies with Lilith and Merris?

 

Would never happen. They would spend too much time analyzing why they were doing it and discussing the best way.

[Brit_Pair 62]

On the subject of Frasier, I certainly wouldn't be opposed to the idea of a threesome with Ros and Daphne . . .

 

[hmr 25]

Originally posted by grabbyzz

Tarzan and Jane, they swung with the animals i think....

Ever see Tarzan, Jane Boy and Cheetah.......Bad soft porn from the late 70s. never did quite see anything, the sex was shot in negative. However everytime the monkey (boy) dragged Jane into the bushes, you heard a lot of good sex, then Jane saying, " Yuck! Monkey cum!!":bj:

[hmr 25]

Don't forget Tim and his wife from Home improvement. Bringing in Heidi for the third. Not to mention Al and his new wife, she was definitely the swapper of that pair. ( Maybe in the back of a 57 chevy)

[alabamafuntonig 20]

Heidi, now that's a home improvement! arghargh argh

[jen 16]

David Letterman?

 

 

What'dya think?

 

maybe maybe...

 

:p

[Brit_Pair 62]

What about a 1m2f between Tony and Carmella Soprano, and Dr Jennifer Melfi?

[bear_n_bunny 43]

What about a 1m2f between Tony and Carmella Soprano, and Dr Jennifer Melfi?

 

Now, I'd love to see that but don't you think Carmella would scratch Dr. Melfi and Tony's eyes out? I don't think they have a relationship that could survive swinging. Hell, I don't think Tony would let another man touch Carmella. Still, it is something nice to imagine.

 

-- Bunny

[Brit_Pair 62]

I suppose - having considered it further - the chances of a Soprano/Soprano/Melfi threesome could be summed up in one word:

 

 

"Forgetaboutit"

 

 

[SyberG&C 15]

I can't believe y'all missed Rosanne and Dan Conner, ya know sis had to come over and play.

 

And ya know Will and Grace are Swinging from the roof tops.