Cringe-worthy swinging experiences

[angelkin 1,326]

On the flip side of this thread, do you have any swinging experiences that you look back on and cringe?

 

I'll share, but I want to hear yours too!

 

We were hanging out with a couple at their home - one of the first experiences we had early in swinging. I am enjoying the company of the other husband and mine is enjoying the other wife. We had agreed to use condoms always. In my nervousness and newbie-ness, I glanced over and thought my husband was "mounting" the wife without a condom. I hollered across the room, "HEY!! Where's your condom?!!" Obviously, that totally broke the mood and things quickly went south (both the erections and the fun). I cringe now when it crosses my mind.

 

Your turn!

[angelkin 1,326]

Ok, so now I am embarrassed. Doesn't anyone else have any cringe-y experiences?

[SW_PA_Couple 4,026]

. . . Doesn't anyone else have any cringe-y experiences?

Well, yes. But not really a swing experience. At a vanilla social occasion, my (alcohol obscured) mind tried to translate into a swing social occasion and I kissed a guy's wife. It was a little bit more than a normally-expected good-bye kiss but I think, actually, that she enjoyed it.

[mauijanedoe 1,414]

Ok, so now I am embarrassed. Doesn't anyone else have any cringe-y experiences?

 

The really lovely thing about being both terribly absent minded and emotionally efficient is that I can't remember if I did or not.

[funcoupledayton 2,708]

I coughed in someones face accidentally. I still feel terrible about it. The girl was going down on me and came up to kiss me. It was one of those terrible, intractable, tickles you get. This was two years ago. I am still mortified. I'm only telling you this because i'm highly buzzed right now. and it took me 5 minutes to type this without spelling errors.

 

I have seen this couple again. He was very flirty with me, she was not. I don't know how she feels about it, whether it was a big deal or not. It wouldn't be a big deal to me, but I feel bad about it.

[JustAskJulie 2,595]

There was that time that Pet and another guy were rubbing each others legs under the table at a social..... both thought they were rubbing me.

[funcoupledayton 2,708]

There was that time that Pet and another guy were rubbing each others legs under the table at a social..... both thought they were rubbing me.

 

That is so funny!

 

I was at a swinger dance. There was a guy behind me kissing the back of my neck and a guy in front of me kissing me. They bonked heads. It was really funny.

[two4youinswva 3,068]

funcoupledayton said:

I'm only telling you this because i'm highly buzzed right now. and it took me 5 minutes to type this without spelling errors.

 

Here's an article I read yesterday.

 

Don't Drink and Internet

 

I can't think of a horribly cringe-worthy moment right now. I may have the same skill set as MJD.

[slevin 1,374]

We got together with a couple that we shouldn't have. They were nice, but we didn't really click with them sexually. We tried to talk ourselves into it since they were a couple we got along really great with socially. When we got together to play for the first time things went well until we all went into the bedroom and things just didn't go well. The other girl ended up freaking out about seeing her boyfriend with another girl and ran off crying to the bathroom. He was a bit of a meathead and we had to force him to go after her. Not a fun way to end a swinging night; we talked it over a bit before they finally left for the night. That turned us off swinging for a bit.

 

We definitely listen to our gut now when we meet others though.

[Tia Vampire 167]

When the lady that use to be my mentor went down on me for the sake of trying it before knocking it. Ewww