"If you want to swing with us..." checklist

[81lizard69 470]

I think some people do not have a clue as to how others perceive them. What is your must have thing when it comes to swinging with someone?

 

Here is my go at it:

 

If you want to swing with us. You must have good breath. Not just breath that smells good five seconds after you brush. We want breath that is good throughout the evening.

 

If you have bad breath, ask some one else to look at your teeth and give you advice. Do you have receding gums that have black stuff between the tooth and gum? Go to the dentist get it fixed and come back. Missing teeth...go get a partial or a crown or whatever. We want to swing with you but your chompers are not so appealing.

[angelkin 1,327]

If you want to swing with me, you must be respectful of me as a person and not treat me like a piece of meat.

[sunbuckus 3,569]

If you want to swing with us, you need to have taken a shower within the last 12 hours.

[81lizard69 470]

If you want to swing with us, you need to have taken a shower within the last 12 hours.

 

And if you have not had a shower in the last 12 hours go take one... and please wash the hair.

 

LOL, some people's smells are so... different, I don't know how their spouses put up with it.

[GoldCoCouple 4,072]

If you want to swing with us, make sure BOTH people are on the SAME page and want to do it. No 'I'm just doing this because he wants to try it' or 'we hope that this will revive our relationship'.

[Chicup 43]

If you want to swing with us, be married TO EACH OTHER.

[81lizard69 470]

If you want to swing with us, please have recent pics on your profile.

[Brad145 58]

If you want to swing with us...please don't be so painfully shy that you aren't able to talk in a small group.

[Mochacino 188]

If you want to swing with us, please refrain from fetishizing our race. I can NOT believe how many people think that this is ok.

[cplnuswing 4,713]

If you want to swing with us, don't send us a message that says "wanna fuck?"

[sunbuckus 3,569]

If you want to swing with us, treat both of us respectfully.

[SW_PA_Couple 4,027]

If you want to swing with us, do not be gawking at the TV sporting event when you should be giving attention to us.

[enhancer 1,588]

If you want to swing with us don't use nice ass I would like to spread it apart and tongue fuck it as your opening line!

 

If you want to swing with us try treating this lady like a human being instead of a piece of meat.

[kikonkrome 845]

If you want to swing with us don't use nice ass I would like to spread it apart and tongue fuck it as your opening line!

 

Check, scratching that one off the list of opening lines...

 

If you want to swing with us please be sober enough to hold a coherent conversation.

[Formybubu 56]

If you want to swing with us converse with us both, not my big tits.

[GoldCoCouple 4,072]

When you say both, do you mean you AND your big tits?

[SW_PA_Couple 4,027]

When you say both, do you mean you AND your big tits?

Wish I'd thought to say that.