Fun talk about Delivery guys...

[DestinyBandJ 34]

So anyway, I guess this is a good a place to talk about one of those porn scenarios.

 

Has anyone here ever thought about inviting a delivery guy in for a quick romp in the bedroom like they do in the porns? Or have just fantasized or thought about how it would've been if the opportunity arose? Did he ask for rain check (or is it reign check)? (Can that be clarified too?) Just something fun to talk about I guess. You never know if the delivery guy is in the LS or not and it might surprise you that the guy bringing you delicious (albeit sometimes expensive) food is actually into the life. I know we've thought about it. What about you guys?

[sunbuckus 3,567]

It's one of many fantasies for me but it doesn't go any farther than that because I haven't yet seen a delivery guy that I was attracted enough to give me enough courage to be so bold as to invite in.

[DestinyBandJ 34]

Then you are ordering from the wrong place. Maybe if I delivered your food, would you be interested then? I promise I'm not goofy lookin hehehe (also I love these emoti-faces)

[intuition897 2,179]

We once ordered some Chinese take-out when we were entertaining friends of ours. All four of us were on the same bed playing when the doorbell rang. Mr. intuition threw on a housecoat and went to the door to pay for the food. He was laughing when he got back because he said the look on the delivery guy's face was priceless. I asked him why, and he replied that between the sound of women's voices coming from down the hall and the raging boner making a tent in his housecoat, it wasn't hard for him to figure out what was going on. He said, "The guy could've almost hung the bag off my dick." LMAO

[SW_PA_Couple 4,024]

My wife has entertain this fantasy many times. She has not, as of yet, acted upon such an idea. She did not, by the way, get the idea from a porno movie. He mind is sufficiently inventive to come up with this stuff all on its own.

[angelkin 1,326]

Have considered it certainly, but never acted on it. I probably never will, small town and all, you know?

[Heing&Sheing 75]

Hmmm... my UPS delivery guy is super hott! This calls for more online shopping! Lol.

Wouldn't do it really, small town & all that but great to fantasize about!

 

-She

[GoldCoCouple 4,065]

But imaging the disappointment when he says that he's married...or the problems if he does come in and doesn't say he's married? One of my friends used to work for UPS...I think this happens in pornos much more often than in real life.

[sunbuckus 3,567]

But imaging the disappointment when he says that he's married...or the problems if he does come in and doesn't say he's married? One of my friends used to work for UPS...I think this happens in pornos much more often than in real life.

 

The reality of the situation stops me as well. Thanks for bringing this up...because even though we as swingers are more open about having sex with others, that doesn't mean that the majority of society is and can result in others getting hurt if we aren't careful.

[Lionheart72 2,190]

I will freely confess to having a nooner with my wife while the AT&T guy was working on the lines outside, and the idea of having him join us made for a great fantasy in the moment. However, I think it's one of those fantasies that is best left a fantasy. Spontaneous sex with strangers is great fun when everyone knows the rules and is on the same basic page... hooking up at a swingers club for instance. However, if everyone doesn't know the rules and isn't on the same page, the possibility to drama is high and drama does not make sex more fun.

[DestinyBandJ 34]

Just thinking about putting something hot and firm in your mouth. Tasting the succulent juices of what you paid for....yea that gets our engines going....especially when you're too lazy to cook. Then down it with a nice cold swig of mountain "dood".....*trembling* yes....that's the stuff...

[sunbuckus 3,567]

How timely is this thread...it wasn't a delivery person but a salesman going door-to-door selling home security systems that just came by! I totally would have asked him in (in fantasy land!) but all I could think about is how he only wants my money!

[intuition897 2,179]

We have to be covert about it, because our boss is a little hyper-vigilant when it comes to potential "HR issues", but the ladies at work tend to drool over a particular courier whenever we're lucky enough to have him doing deliveries. He's younger, but sooo pretty. My one coworker happened to see him outside of the office and she was all blushy and flustered when she described the encounter. She waved. He waved back. It was awesome. I kind of went, wow, that's great. I didn't want to burst her bubble, so I hadn't told her that I had seen him outside the office, too...and waved...and of course he waved back. The difference between my encounter and hers was probably the thoughts going through our heads at the time. With her, he was doing her a favour to wave at her. With me, he probably should've been a little scared because I would be totally prepared to drag him back home to my lair where my husband could watch me make a meal out of him.

[DestinyBandJ 34]

The difference between my encounter and hers was probably the thoughts going through our heads at the time. With her, he was doing her a favour to wave at her. With me, he probably should've been a little scared because I would be totally prepared to drag him back home to my lair where my husband could watch me make a meal out of him.

 

AHAHA it doesn't help when you're playing Elder Scrolls and caught vampirism and then someone talks about making a meal of someone. The image...kind of hilarious....now we must all praise Stendarr. (if anyone gets my reference I give you two internet cookies )

[Guest]

Cable man came in the morning instead of the afternoon as promised. I was still in my bikini getting some morning sun on the deck but heard the door bell. He connected the internet as promised but also went around and checked every TV, took me down to the basement to show me the old cable he had replaced, etc. I mean, I had put on a coverup along the way but still a way long cable visit with just amazing quality assurance that I have never seen from them before. Could have, should have, maybe?

[Glida 250]

Oh yeah. The slightly sweaty cable guy that knocks on my door...He's on the floor pretending to mess around with wires under the TV whilst looking up my rather see through beach dress as I continue to tidy up! There's one guy that visits that has to call his technician to come help out. That reminds me I need to get my air conditioner serviced

Deffinitely should have if you could have chiccouplexx you had me at bikini!

[JB 140]

Not the delivery guy but the contractor thing is hot!

 

Why? because in my single days, as a contractor, it actually happened to me. It was a simple job, a ceiling fan install. We met talked for a while, and I was looking at the job and she came out of the bathroom nearly naked. I left around 5:00 am the next morning.

 

Yeah the whole thing was a ruse, she was a very capable girl, she later installed the thing herself. LOL

[GoldCoCouple 4,065]

Cable man came in the morning instead of the afternoon as promised. I was still in my bikini getting some morning sun on the deck but heard the door bell. Could have, should have, maybe?

 

Maybe he just prides himself in really great customer satisfaction? You would have to send a picture of you in the bikini in question in order for a more informed answer...

[two4youinswva 3,068]

An old, classic saga from the earlier days of the board:

 

Seducing the waterboy

[GoldCoCouple 4,065]

...still waiting on that picture

[Alura 2,774]

I used to work out of an insurance investigation office. Such a scenario was often the subject in the break room but nobody ever claimed it actually happened.

 

My late wife once had some workmen digging up our back yard. She had a serious fantasy about a threesome, but didn't have the nerve to carry through. Besides, they were really dirty. After they finished, hidden by a privacy fence, she lay on a chaise-lounge and masturbated. The better part of valor...

[PandO 103]

Pretty interesting topic lol

[Aikibobby 51]

We had an AT&T technician come to the house yesterday. I was at work and Mrs. Aiki was home. We joked about how we could get some kinky ideas to talk about from him being there. We have made the decision not to play without the other so we was just going to talk about it. She ended up knowing the guy. He went to our high school but was younger than us. He was talking about how he met his new lady. He mentioned that she use to be a swinger. Mrs. Aiki could not believe the words coming out of his mouth. Come to find out they met in the lifestyle. She told him about us and he added her on Facebook. Who knows, we may hear from him again. If I had been home we would have definitely offered to put on a show for him…

[Funmom 45]

Iv had the pleasure of doing this a few times. The first was when we purchased a new washer and dryer. I actually forgot they where delivering that day and was cleaning house and when I clean I have on a small tank top and some really short  shorts. 2 delivery guys where at my door I let them in and showed them where they go. I could see the staring at me as they where bringing in the washer and dryer so I began to bend more or be on all fours like I'm looking for something under the couch. I txt my husband and told him what was going on and he said I should try and see what happens. The 2 men where done setting them up and gave me paperwork to sign. After signing it I asked them if they enjoyed the view while I was cleaning, they didn't say anything they had a nervous look on their face. I told them it was ok and that I was doing it on purpose, I then asked if they wanted a blow job for a tip for doing a good job. The asked if I'm serious and I said yes so we went more to Living room and I got on my knees. They pulled their dicks out and I started sucking. I got so turned on that I stood up took my shorts off , got doggy and said fuck me.. that was a hot day.. the other times was pizza guys

Edited April 24, 2022 by Funmom

[EastInWest 1,524]

Role reversal, but when I was about 23, I took a pizza delivery and some cute brunette forgot to bring half the order up the stairs to my apartment. I went down to get it with her so she wouldn't have to make a second trip. I paid and tipped at the car, she got really nervous and said something about how she felt so bad and wished she knew how cool I'd be about it, then stood there, expectantly, playing with her hair and giggling.

 

I was just plain hungry, and completely missed the real-life porn scenario unfolding in front of me until I had already gone back upstairs. Literally this:

 

 

[marla&brian 48]

Kind of a delivery guy story. This happen a long long time ago. After my divorce from first husband, I lived in an apartment across from a shopping center. There was a grocery store in the shopping center I would walk over to. One afternoon walked across the street to grab a few things. Saw a guy that was stocking the cigarette shelves (do grocery store even sell cigarettes anymore?). We both just looked at each other and smiled. As I was walking back to my apartment I saw him getting back into his delivery van. Not sure what got into me but I simply walked up to him and said "if you got time for a fuck I'm in apartment 316 across the street". He replied he would be right over after he finished his paper work. Needless to say about 10-minutes later there was a knock on my door. I let him in and we both just went animal wild, didnt make to the bedroom had our clothes off instantly and just fucked right in the living room. We hardly said a word to each other. Never got his name and never saw him again, but he left a lasting impression. 

 

I'm guessing for some reason I thought of it as a revenge fuck, but my ex was out of the picture then. Maybe I was just woke up really horny that day.

[TeamCalgary 168]

EinW, the link you provided above is hilarious, thank you, it made my day. 

Not far off from much of the porn that has been created unfortunately. 

[let's do it again 414]

A coworker of mine told me that his dad was a meter reader in town and went behind a house to read the gas meter. He walked up on a nude woman putting butter on her vagina and letting a dog lick it off.

[couplers 4,615]

On 7/9/2015 at 10:19 AM, Alura said:

My late wife once had some workmen digging up our back yard. She had a serious fantasy about a threesome, but didn't have the nerve to carry through.

I admire the fact that she considered a threesome where one of the men wasn't you, her husband, and you were good with the idea of not even being there.  A hot, tight couple.

 

On 10/9/2021 at 12:23 PM, Aikibobby said:

He was talking about how he met his new lady. He mentioned that she use to be a swinger. Mrs. Aiki could not believe the words coming out of his mouth. Come to find out they met in the lifestyle.

Wonderful!  In my future society fantasy world, people are in the lifestyle first, meet, fall in love while having sex with others, then get married, rather than the other way around.  Call me weird, but to me these stories are so romantic. 

 

 

Edited October 8, 2023 by couplers

[kittyswinger 260]

On 10/8/2023 at 7:07 AM, couplers said:

Wonderful!  In my future society fantasy world, people are in the lifestyle first, meet, fall in love while having sex with others, then get married, rather than the other way around.  Call me weird, but to me these stories are so romantic. 

That is how I met my present bf. Maybe that future society is near! 🙂

 

My experience with having fun with delivery guys.....not actually a delivery guy but with a hotel staff.  I was on a holiday overseas. The hot shower was not working so I called the front desk and complained about it. He said he is going to check it out. The name sounds like the attractive guy I met when we checked in and a naughty plan came to my mind. I didnt put any clothes on but only the towel and waited til he got up our room. My partner was onboard with the plan and went out quickly.  With fingers crossed, he personally checked it and explained the bldg maintenance guy was not yet around. As he entered the bathroom, I let the towel fall down. He blushed but did not back down and continued to engage me in a conversation while looking at the right spots on my body. But suddenly, it appears like an electric shock hit him and hurriedly told me he will call bldg maintenance right away and left. I was too puzzled at his behavior. I thought probably we should have cleaned up my partners clothes and things off the bed first and hid them. Maybe he realized I was not alone in the room and there is a hubs or bf with me. End of fun.

Edited October 10, 2023 by kittyswinger

[couplers 4,615]

On 10/10/2023 at 2:58 AM, kittyswinger said:

My partner was onboard with the plan and went out quickly. 

Your partner should have stuck around until the hotel staff person arrived (with you only wearing a towel) and said to both of you, "I'm going out for a while.  Call me when everything is finished."  Put him at ease.

[kittyswinger 260]

12 hours ago, couplers said:

Your partner should have stuck around until the hotel staff person arrived (with you only wearing a towel) and said to both of you, "I'm going out for a while.  Call me when everything is finished."  Put him at ease.

There was no time to think it over. It could have worked if he left the room with that assurance! 🙂

[couplers 4,615]

On 10/10/2023 at 2:58 AM, kittyswinger said:

As he entered the bathroom, I let the towel fall down.  suddenly, it appears like an electric shock hit him and hurriedly told me he will call bldg maintenance right away and left. . I thought probably we should have cleaned up my partners clothes and things off the bed first and hid them. Maybe he realized I was not alone in the room and there is a hubs or bf with me. End of fun.

 

On 10/11/2023 at 6:56 AM, couplers said:

Your partner should have stuck around until the hotel staff person arrived (with you only wearing a towel) and said to both of you, "I'm going out for a while.  Call me when everything is finished."  Put him at ease.

 

On 10/11/2023 at 7:45 PM, kittyswinger said:

There was no time to think it over. It could have worked if he left the room with that assurance! 🙂

Yes, I understand.  But it goes to show that even with a beautiful, naked, willing woman in front of him, the assumption is monogamy and the husband will be angry instead of happy.  Our presumptions and thought processes are messed up. 

[PeterJ 940]

On 10/10/2023 at 4:58 AM, kittyswinger said:

That is how I met my present bf. Maybe that future society is near! 🙂

 

My experience with having fun with delivery guys.....not actually a delivery guy but with a hotel staff.  I was on a holiday overseas. The hot shower was not working so I called the front desk and complained about it. He said he is going to check it out. The name sounds like the attractive guy I met when we checked in and a naughty plan came to my mind. I didnt put any clothes on but only the towel and waited til he got up our room. My partner was onboard with the plan and went out quickly.  With fingers crossed, he personally checked it and explained the bldg maintenance guy was not yet around. As he entered the bathroom, I let the towel fall down. He blushed but did not back down and continued to engage me in a conversation while looking at the right spots on my body. But suddenly, it appears like an electric shock hit him and hurriedly told me he will call bldg maintenance right away and left. I was too puzzled at his behavior. I thought probably we should have cleaned up my partners clothes and things off the bed first and hid them. Maybe he realized I was not alone in the room and there is a hubs or bf with me. End of fun.

Fun thought for sure to engage the hotel staff member in some sexual fun with you and your partner. But unless it was gonna be a five-minute poke-and-cum-quickly it was a pretty implausible situation from his perspective. This was leisure time for the two of you, but the hotel guy was working. His supervisor might not have have tolerated him being away from his job for 30 minutes or so for a fuck break. 😉🙄 

 

It also occurs to me that he might have been in a committed non-ENM relationship or marriage and not wanted to be tempted. Or, that he was gay and found a scantily glad woman the opposite of attractive. (No aspersions on you Kitty; I’m sure all of us here who enjoy sex with women would find you plenty attractive. 😊)

[Starting late 122]

Fun topic since I've always wondered...

 

There's a reddit group dedicated to the pizza dare, I always figured they were set up and not real.

 

[kittyswinger 260]

12 hours ago, PeterJ said:

Fun thought for sure to engage the hotel staff member in some sexual fun with you and your partner. But unless it was gonna be a five-minute poke-and-cum-quickly it was a pretty implausible situation from his perspective. This was leisure time for the two of you, but the hotel guy was working. His supervisor might not have have tolerated him being away from his job for 30 minutes or so for a fuck break. 😉🙄 

 

It also occurs to me that he might have been in a committed non-ENM relationship or marriage and not wanted to be tempted. Or, that he was gay and found a scantily glad woman the opposite of attractive. (No aspersions on you Kitty; I’m sure all of us here who enjoy sex with women would find you plenty attractive. 😊)

Your first assumption is more plausible. The gay theory might not hold as I can see the bulge in the crotch area 🤣

[kittyswinger 260]

15 hours ago, couplers said:

 

 

Yes, I understand.  But it goes to show that even with a beautiful, naked, willing woman in front of him, the assumption is monogamy and the husband will be angry instead of happy.  Our presumptions and thought processes are messed up. 

That is very true. I had swing partners before that behaved differently when in a same room with my SO, compared with when we are playing separatelym which is more unrestrained.

[couplers 4,615]

7 hours ago, kittyswinger said:

I had swing partners before that behaved differently when in a same room with my SO, compared with when we are playing separatelym which is more unrestrained.

The dynamics between two is very different than among three or four, SO or otherwise.