Injecting Viagra into your penis equals Bad Time

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Guys, I know failure to launch is probably THE main concern of guys in the swinging world, followed by the ability to make it last as long as she wants.

 

But DAMN!

 

Swinger's penis nearly 'explodes after he injects it with Viagra' | Metro News

 

I got a little greedy,’ the man known as SoreCock wrote after he decided to order the drug when pills from his doctor wouldn’t help him with his stamina in bed.

He felt he needed the extra boost because he and his wife, 27, had apparently just started swinging.

So the next step was injections straight into the side of the penis,’ he added.

 

It worked a treat at first but when it was time to stop, his penis didn’t want to.

‘I started pouring cold water over it. Nothing,’ he wrote.

‘I took four Sudafed pills (as suggested online when you get an out-of-control erection). Nothing.

‘I started exercising major muscle groups, doing endless sets of push-ups, pull-ups, squats, etc. (also recommended online, in order to divert the blood). Nothing.’

After three hours he decided it was time to head to the emergency room, and yes it was one of the most embarrassing things he said he ever done.

 

WARNING: The picture in the story may be a little much for the easily queasy. They also offer a click through to the actual penis in question. I declined that opportunity.

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Yeah, I hate it when that happens...that'll eat up your whole year's health care spending account in just one visit

 

Seriously, needles and penis are two words I never want to hear associated with each other, much less using a DIY approach

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The guy who started the 'Viagra' research gave a pretty dramatic presentation.

 

At a urologist conference he walked away from the podium, shot his groin full of a muscle relaxant and instantaneously got an erection that he then presented to the audience.

 

Turns out erection medicines are muscle relaxants. Your muscles clamp off the blood flow to your dick thereby keeping it flaccid. Once the muscles relax, blood starts flowing and bam you get a hard on.

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I didn't know that this was such a thing.