Don't be that (online) guy.

[SW_PA_Couple 4,026]

Today my wife and I received an SLS communication that is classic in many senses:

 

Very sexy photos of her. My name is [redacted] and I'm a 47 year male in [redacted] but travel to Pittsburgh on a regular basis. I'd love to meet you both. I have pictures but don't know how to upload them to here. I could e-mail them if you are interested. I'm very polite, respectful and d&d free. Thanks, [redacted]

 

 

Translation into English:

Very sexy photos of her. => Your husband is monstrous.

 

I have pictures but don't know how to upload them to here. => I am too cheap to buy a membership. I can send pictures from my office e-mail so that my wife cannot sneak up behind me to see what I'm doing. I've already been discovered at Ashley Madison and I don't need the extra headache of having to explain why I am also appearing at this sex Web site.

I'm very polite, respectful . . . => I'm so boring that not even my dog will play with me.

 

Don't be that guy!

[GoldCoCouple 4,068]

Are you LOOKING for single men for a MFM? I read this differently:

 

Very sexy photos of her. My name is [redacted] and I'm a 47 year male in [redacted] and may or may not be married but travel to Pittsburgh on a regular basis. I'd love to meet you both and have sex with her. I have pictures but don't know how to upload them to here because I don't want to chance my wife finding out. I could e-mail them if you are interested. I'm very polite, respectful and d&d free. Thanks, [redacted]

[GMOFLEISURE 221]

At least I can upload photos, and don't have a wife LoL.

[victoria'dreams 141]

really good thread and so true! We received so many of those it is indeed a classic!

 

At least he talks to both of you. What about that guy that writes directly to the wife like "you look so hot"?

[GoldCoCouple 4,068]

That's just disrespectful. VD, your wife IS so hot but trying to contact her alone is just trying to remove you from the picture...disrespectful. Plus, it's isn't like you are unaware that she's very attractive.

[SW_PA_Couple 4,026]

. . . At least he talks to both of you. What about that guy that writes directly to the wife like "you look so hot"?

Good point. He did, at least, concede that I exist. And there have been others who aim their indecent proposals directly at her.

 

A message arrived this morning -- nothing but a phone number. Nearly empty profile, of course. Now what were we supposed to go with that great information.

[Heing&Sheing 75]

We get those too! So rude! I just delete them. Actually I added a "must include in your message to us" phrase buried in our SLS profile. If the 1st message don't include it, then I delete them out of hand. I think I saw that tip on this site at some point. It at least proves that the person (s) at least read our profile.

-She

[victoria'dreams 141]

That's smart Heing&Sheing. Maybe we will do this too. To see if the person contact you through seeing your photos only or spent 2 minutes reading the profile text.

 

Like GoldCoCouple said it's rude. The guy probably thinks one husband that shares his wife can't be respected? We met a lot of single guys online that are very much turned on by having sex with wives, that are the jealous type guy and would NEVER share their lovers. Don't you think it makes the situation even more weird and uncomfortable?