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Sexy things said in swinging (may be disastrous in vanilla life)

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I went out with a play partner this weekend (it was my birthday and she was a nice present). When I got home, my wife kissed me, smiled and said, in a sultry voice, "I can smell her perfume on you." :blush: Definitely, one of the sexiest things I've heard lately.

 

It was only as I sat down to share this (because Damn it was hot) that it occurred to me that in another context those wouldn't be words a husband might want to hear. ;)

 

I'm sure other folks can think of similar examples.

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Red (the voyeur that she is) said to me after I returned from being between two large female thighs:

"I saw you while you were fucking that woman in the back bedroom!"

 

Swinging: ok

Vanilla: big problems

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So a vanilla friend of mine was describing to me the 'Cornish Hen'. Google it, urban dictionary. Really on the list of sex acts we do it's pretty benign. Obviously he was amazed that anybody would do this. NO I didn't tell him we do it all the time.

 

Conferring with my wife 'she has a nice vagina/tits' or 'he has a nice cock/ass'...you're not doing that with the vanilla friends.

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"Wow, your (husband/wife/gf/bf) has (an) incredibly sexy [fill in the blank]."

 

To swingers, it's a compliment. But say it to a vanilla you can visibly watch their feathers ruffle.

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So a vanilla friend of mine was describing to me the 'Cornish Hen'. Google it, urban dictionary. Really on the list of sex acts we do it's pretty benign. Obviously he was amazed that anybody would do this. NO I didn't tell him we do it all the time.

 

Conferring with my wife 'she has a nice vagina/tits' or 'he has a nice cock/ass'...you're not doing that with the vanilla friends.

 

Note to kikonkrome: absolutely do not add "tossed salad" to the "Cornish hen" discussion with your vanilla friend!

;)

 

I looked up "Cornish hen" and realized that, due to Red's non-standard body shape/proportions, that is the primary position that we have always had sex in because of comfort to her (other than me actually holding her legs by the ankles up and spread open)

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"If I go out with him on a solo date, and at one point we want to have sex, do you want me to call or text you first? Or is it okay for you to hear it afterwards?"

 

I think for most couples this falls into the category 'disastrous'.

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"If I go out with him on a solo date, and at one point we want to have sex, do you want me to call or text you first? Or is it okay for you to hear it afterwards?"

 

I think for most couples this falls into the category 'disastrous'.

 

So we have really close swinger friends, and he loves to hear her get off. So she solo dates and he listens in on the date while at work. No I haven't had the guts to ask if we (my wife and I) could listen in too.

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I think you should, they are already swinger friends so the worst thing that could happen is a polite 'no, thank you'.

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