kikonkrome 843 Posted November 12, 2015 So once again we were having a great time dreaming these up. Most of them we actually used, and they worked rather well:cool:. If you read them and want to know a bit more of the stories feel free to ask. If you have some great pick up lines and a story to share please do. I want to hear it!!! 10. Doing anything later? Oh right! ME 9. I don’t know how you got that dress on, but I’d love to see you take it off 8. You have beautiful tits! 7. Let’s Marvin Gaye and get it on. 6. Would your soft breasts like to meet my hard dick? 5. If I said you had beautiful lips would you hold them against me? 4. Want to see my freshly waxed cuca? 3. I know you didn’t just come here for the food?! 2. Did anybody ever tell you you look like Steve McQueen? 1. Hey Have a hot weekend!! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post
GoldCoCouple 4,064 Posted November 13, 2015 Can I help you with that zipper? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post
twoormoretotango 35 Posted December 13, 2015 We like the natural approach: "Hi, we saw you across the room and we looked at each other and said "THAT couple looks like fun!" 4 Quote Share this post Link to post
Mbgdallas 203 Posted December 13, 2015 So once again we were having a great time dreaming these up. Most of them we actually used, and they worked rather well:cool:. If you read them and want to know a bit more of the stories feel free to ask. If you have some great pick up lines and a story to share please do. I want to hear it!!! 10. Doing anything later? Oh right! ME 9. I don’t know how you got that dress on, but I’d love to see you take it off 8. You have beautiful tits! 7. Let’s Marvin Gaye and get it on. 6. Would your soft breasts like to meet my hard dick? 5. If I said you had beautiful lips would you hold them against me? 4. Want to see my freshly waxed cuca? 3. I know you didn’t just come here for the food?! 2. Did anybody ever tell you you look like Steve McQueen? 1. Hey Have a hot weekend!! Kikonkrome... Really? You have beautiful tits really works? That's not too crass? I saw one girl who was topless at a pool... Her tits were the most amazing that I have ever seen. Exactly the size of an orange on her chest. (Yes... I like small tits.) Would have loved to have complimented her for no other reason than to have complimented her and would have thought that approach too crass. Others thoughts? How would would you feel about... You have amazing thighs? I love large cheerleader thighs! The kind that can crush you when they wrap around you!!! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post
funcoupledayton 2,708 Posted December 13, 2015 Kikonkrome... Really? You have beautiful tits really works? That's not too crass? I saw one girl who was topless at a pool... Her tits were the most amazing that I have ever seen. Exactly the size of an orange on her chest. (Yes... I like small tits.) Would have loved to have complimented her for no other reason than to have complimented her and would have thought that approach too crass. Others thoughts? How would would you feel about... You have amazing thighs? I love large cheerleader thighs! The kind that can crush you when they wrap around you!!! I think in real life it's probably better to start out with a less personal compliment than "nice tits". However, once you've been flirting a bit and things are going well, you might compliment a particular body part. Most girls wouldn't welcome being approached for their breasts or thighs, especially in a non-swing context. It really depends on whether I'm attracted to someone. Two people could say the same thing and one come off creepy and one flattering I think. Also, if it sounds crass in your mind, it will probably come across that way. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post
kikonkrome 843 Posted December 16, 2015 Kikonkrome... Really? You have beautiful tits really works? That's not too crass? I saw one girl who was topless at a pool... Her tits were the most amazing that I have ever seen. Exactly the size of an orange on her chest. (Yes... I like small tits.) Would have loved to have complimented her for no other reason than to have complimented her and would have thought that approach too crass. Others thoughts? How would would you feel about... You have amazing thighs? I love large cheerleader thighs! The kind that can crush you when they wrap around you!!! When they are 'showing them off' yeah 'Nice Tits' works!! In a positive non - creepy way. Especially if two different people are licking them on the dance floor. Does any 'line' work every time, no, but this post was a meant to be cheeky. What works for you? 2 Quote Share this post Link to post
Mbgdallas 203 Posted December 16, 2015 When they are 'showing them off' yeah 'Nice Tits' works!! In a positive non - creepy way. Especially if two different people are licking them on the dance floor. Does any 'line' work every time, no, but this post was a meant to be cheeky. What works for you? Yup! I was trying to be a little cheeky too! Guess I missed. Nothing works for me. LOL! Never tried before. Too shy and I don't want to be thought of as a jerk or a creep... Even though I probably really am! LOL! I am probably not what anyone would think of as an alpha male because I want to be a gentlemen and respect women... And I want to be appreciated for it. However, a lot of what I read is that women like the dominant male... The wolf... And it is easier to pick up women that way. Guess that puts me at a disadvantage. Quote Share this post Link to post
SW_PA_Couple 4,023 Posted December 16, 2015 "Would you like to see my Rolls Royce Silver Shadow?" 1 Quote Share this post Link to post
kikonkrome 843 Posted December 16, 2015 Nothing works for me. LOL! Never tried before. Too shy and I don't want to be thought of as a jerk or a creep... Even though I probably really am! LOL! I am probably not what anyone would think of as an alpha male because I want to be a gentlemen and respect women... And I want to be appreciated for it. However, a lot of what I read is that women like the dominant male... The wolf... And it is easier to pick up women that way. Guess that puts me at a disadvantage. That's why there are lines, just kinda autopilot it and see what happens. You can say nothing and people will think you are jerk or creep, so might as well say something. "Would you like to see my Rolls Royce Silver Shadow?" ohh that would work on me...LMAO 1 Quote Share this post Link to post
Mbgdallas 203 Posted December 17, 2015 That's why there are lines, just kinda autopilot it and see what happens. You can say nothing and people will think you are jerk or creep, so might as well say something. ohh that would work on me...LMAO Ah. Kikonkrome. Ever heard the saying... Better to keep my mouth shut and be thought a fool rather than speaking and being proven a fool! Hahahahahaha! Well.... Could that same thing be said... Better to keep,my mouth shut and be thought a creep rather than speaking and proven a creep! ROFLMBFAO! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post
kikonkrome 843 Posted December 17, 2015 Better to keep,my mouth shut and be thought a creep rather than speaking and proven a creep! ROFLMBFAO! How's that working out for you? If you try what you always try, you get what you always get. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post
funcoupledayton 2,708 Posted December 17, 2015 I will say a funny or cheesy pick up line may work on me. If someone doesn't talk to me, it's going nowhere. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post
econobiker 165 Posted December 17, 2015 Prior used lines by econo at houseparties so usually I typically casually knew about 50% of the ladies attending. Use these lined at your own risk. "I'm taking a non-scientific survey tonight: may I try to guess what color panties that you are wearing?" Then, if answered "Yes" I followed with an attempt at guessing the color which also includes "none at all". Then the lady is asked to prove me right or wrong by upping her dress or pulling down her pants to show off the color or lack of any at all. That then leads to possible compliments to her about her legs, ass shape, pussy shape, pussy hair grooming or lack of hair, pussy piercings, sexy moles, tattoos, etc to see if she's game to go farther with me by her further responses to those compliments. Then I'd know more to askif I can touch anywhere as a quick sexy grope follow up to the compliment. That could the end there or go farther with the a suggestion from me that we get more acquainted... At the very least, I got to see a lot of sexy underwear or naked asses. At one party, I ran about an 90% fail rate on guessing because almost all of the women had no underwear at all and i was guessing that they did have pairs on. I lost the guessing but won in the looking at all the naked asses and pussies! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post
SW_PA_Couple 4,023 Posted December 17, 2015 econobiker said: "I'm taking a non-scientific survey tonight: may I try to guess what color panties that you are wearing?" I'll have to remember that one. Quote Share this post Link to post
SwingAcademic 22 Posted February 1, 2016 If a single male were to say any of these lines, how well would it go over? Quote Share this post Link to post
GoldCoCouple 4,064 Posted February 1, 2016 "I'm taking a non-scientific survey tonight: may I try to guess what color panties that you are wearing?" Panties? Isn't that like wearing a tie to a picnic? Serves no purpose at all. Quote Share this post Link to post
kikonkrome 843 Posted February 1, 2016 If a single male were to say any of these lines, how well would it go over? Try it and let us know!! Hey! Worked for me once as a single guy at the bar. There was a lot of eye contact etc., first. Panties? Isn't that like wearing a tie to a picnic? Serves no purpose at all. mmm...I don't know I love the way panties can outline a women's shape. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post
SwingAcademic 22 Posted February 8, 2016 kikonkrome said: Try it and let us know!! Hey! Worked for me once as a single guy at the bar. There was a lot of eye contact etc., first. I would never try that. I would probably be kicked out the door by security. Quote Share this post Link to post
econobiker 165 Posted February 16, 2016 SwingAcademic said: I would never try that. I would probably be kicked out the door by security. Hey, SwingAcademic, it's not what you say but how you say it. I've actually gone out to lunch with vanilla single male coworker who flirted with the married middle aged waitress in order to find out if she had a younger sister, daughters, or female friends who were single and available. And he ended up asking her that exact question. If you have a pure and open personality (ie not a creep) and believe you'll be able to do it, you can work amazing things to happen... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post