She POOPED on our floor!!! What would you do?

[samandtammi 99]

We hosted a house party with 7 couples. We only invite people we have met before so nobody was a stranger to us. Occasionally, a guest will ask to bring another couple and that's fine with us. Everyone plays in one big room and moves between this room and the backyard for drinks and the hot tub.

 

One of the women enjoys dp and apparently while doing so, had an accident on our floor. My husband walked in and witnessed one of the males from the dp pushing it under the couch wrapped in one of our towels that we provide the guests. He didn't know what it was, he simply saw the man push the towel. When we were cleaning up the next day, needless to say we were upset. The couple never mentioned it and acted like nothing happened.

 

Fast foward a month later, we are having another party. We invite the man who pushed the towel (he's a very close friend) but my husband said he would speak with him about it before the party. Turns out, he had invited a couple for the evening and guess who it is?! The same couple who loved dp! Wait, it gets better. We were pissed but couldn't do anything about it at that point but my husband told the guy if it happened again, he would have to clean it himself. Believe it or not, it happened. Our friend was not playing with them but I spotted it on the floor and told my husband. Our friend did clean it up and again they acted like nothing happened.

 

We saw them this past weekend in a club and basically said hello and moved on. Our friend was with us and he and his wife also didn't really talk to them.

 

We were hoping one of them would ask what's wrong, but obviously, they know what's wrong. How would you handle it? Ignore them?

[padoc 1,703]

Holy shit!!!! (I just couldn't help myself). Apparently, neither could she. If she has a loose sphincter she obviously should not be engaging in anal in someone else's home. On the other hand, she may have some kind of weird fetish. I once arrested a burglar whose MO was that he'd crap on the floor of every house he ever broke into. Either way, loose back door or fetish, that couple should NEVER get invited back and frankly, I'd tell all of your friends as well. Your outrage is justified and I see no reason for you not to confront them on the next occasion you're all in the club. Its a shitty thing for her/them to do (there I go again…!!. Once is an accident, twice is just not giving a shit! Oh wait, that isn't right either. (OMG, I can't stop!!) Neither could she. Shit!!! You get my point right???

[cplnuswing 4,713]

Ok, I'm really trying to come up with an innocent explanation here and falling short.

 

So, giving some generous benefit of the doubt, I could see that the first time he didn't want to make a big production out of dealing with the errrr "it" to save her being mortified with embarrassment, and so he just went with the quick out of sight out of mind approach and then maybe just forgot the towel was there.

 

Ok, so that was being generous for the first time, but twice?

[MarniJohn 172]

That's a shitty way to treat your host and hostess! I swear my mouth was wide open when I read this. I also tried to come up with some type of an explanation but quite honestly, I couldn't. Sounds like they thought they got away with it the first time and didn't concern themselves with it the second time. They probably thought you didn't know who did it. Whatever the case, I would cross them off my list of "friends" because with friends like that...

[Baconheads 432]

Holy shit!!!! (I just couldn't help myself). Apparently, neither could she. If she has a loose sphincter she obviously should not be engaging in anal in someone else's home. On the other hand, she may have some kind of weird fetish. I once arrested a burglar whose MO was that he'd crap on the floor of every house he ever broke into. Either way, loose back door or fetish, that couple should NEVER get invited back and frankly, I'd tell all of your friends as well. Your outrage is justified and I see no reason for you not to confront them on the next occasion you're all in the club. Its a shitty thing for her/them to do (there I go again…!!. Once is an accident, twice is just not giving a shit! Oh wait, that isn't right either. (OMG, I can't stop!!) Neither could she. Shit!!! You get my point right???

 

That's funny shit!

[Wornsilver 219]

Hey, Padoc, I thought I remembered a detective in Sioux City, Iowa telling me about a burglar he knew who did the same thing, take a dump in the house he was burglarizing. Is it common? Or did I imagine the one in SC?

[cplnuswing 4,713]

How would you handle it? Ignore them?

 

I just realized that I was so flabbergasted that this happened twice (the twice is the part that I can't wrap my head around), that I failed to even really register your question until now.

 

So, how would we handle it? I can't say for sure, it all would depend on what we decided was the intent. If we thought the pooping on our floor was just some anal sex gone horribly wrong, then we would try to be kind about it and not embarrass her more than we assume she already is, so we probably wouldn't say or do anything. If it was someone we were really close with, then we would probably assume that if she was willing to talk about what happened, then she would bring it up herself by apologizing or whatever, and in that case we'd try to be reassuring that shit sometimes happens, literally in this case, no one but us seemed to notice, etc., etc.

 

But, if it was a case of the attitude seemed to be "sometimes when I get pounded hard in the ass things get messy, and hey, it just happened to be on your floor since that where I was, what else was I supposed to do?"...twice...then we'd be pissed. We still wouldn't confront anyone about it, but they certainly wouldn't be on the invite list and the friend would be told that he didn't need to be inviting them either. If we saw them at the club or wherever, then we wouldn't go out of our way to talk to them, and if they said hi to us, we'd be polite but break it off quick and move on. If they persisted and you could tell were genuinely puzzled by why we were acting like we were, and asked, then we would tell them.

[padoc 1,703]

@Wornsilver: I think it's fairly common. There is a psychological aspect to forcibly entering someone's home, their sanctuary, their private and most intimate place. It is akin to rape to some degree. There is sometimes a degradation factor involved too. What could be more degrading than breaking into someone's home, fingering and then stealing their stuff, and shitting on their floor? Some seem compelled to jerk off in the underwear drawer or piss on the bed or eat their food or needlessly destroy things within the home. For that brief instant, the bad guy has a kind of cowardly power over his victim that he could never achieve otherwise. There are truly some sick individuals out there.

OP…sorry I kind of hijacked your thread and I'm not suggesting that the woman you've described is of that nature but her repeated conduct does defy reasonable explanation or excuses. So, what's left? She's either an inconsiderate pig or a sicko.

[Erik13 157]

Well this was certainly unexpected...

[samandtammi 99]

I left out one small part... My friend who knows about this told me when they were in the hot tub, the couple was outside talking and he said to her (Mr. Poop said to Mrs. Pooper), you better eat something solid so we don't have another Baby Ruth situation tonight. Obviously, besides the fact that they have zero class, they knew they did it the first time and that it was always a possibility it could happen again. We did see them at the club over the weekend and they came over to say hi. My husband (the nicer of the two of us) said hi and i just waved and grabbed him to go dance. They were hanging around when we returned but we totally ignored them. Sorry, not sorry... Thanks though for all the replies, they are hilarious!

[MarniJohn 172]

Ew, just ew! I hope we never cross paths with them!

[Baconheads 432]

Sounds like the pooper couple needs to bring a Fascinator Throw from Liberator. Normally for gushing/squirting girls, but it would be a kind thing for a "messy" girl to bring to a party. Then she can take her mess with her and clean it up at home.

[Scaredstiff 129]

I picked the wrong thread at lunch

[Erik13 157]

Sounds like the pooper couple needs to bring a Fascinator Throw from Liberator. Normally for gushing/squirting girls, but it would be a kind thing for a "messy" girl to bring to a party. Then she can take her mess with her and clean it up at home.

 

Or she could just skip the anal at parties.

[luv2was 117]

Yikes!

(An educational aspect of this BBS that I did not expect, but nonetheless....)

 

I'd be inclined to confront them, but that is just me. My tolerance level for rude behavior (including bullies) is pretty a low, and it can get me in trouble sometimes. Consider it a character flaw. (And I frequently have to remind myself: "Never argue with a moron, people who are watching may not be able to tell the difference.")

 

I'm not suggesting public humiliation. That will not likely help. But maybe opening with something like: "This is kind of awkward, but (explain the facts)." You may want to give your closer male friend, who initially brought them, some notice beforehand.

 

Since it was a really inconsiderate act, be prepared for a really inconsiderate response. A leopard does not changes its spots.

 

I cannot imagine ever again welcoming someone like this back into my home. They probably at least need to know this. As mentioned: Once? OK, Maybe a fluke. But twice!!! And they are obviously aware of it. WTF???

 

I've been taught pretty much my whole life, everywhere I've been, that it is a common social courtesy to clean-up after yourself, especially as a guest. (If I'm paying someone to clean-up after me, I guess that is a bit different. But I still think it is no excuse to trash the place.)

 

Once again I'm reminded of the old saw: "If you loan someone $20 and never see them again, then it was probably worth it."

 

By politely confronting these people, and resisting the temptation to escalate into a mutual angry situation should they react badly, you are at least letting your frustrations be known, and clearing the air (at least), and keeping your dignity. If these folks ignore you the rest of your life, it does not sound like you will loose much. There are over 7.5 Billion people on the planet right now. Surely you can find someone to replace them as friends / acquaintances if they do not measure up.

 

However: I get the awkwardness brought about by small, relatively closed social group (as a Swing Club and this lifestyle in general would qualify IMHO). Even with that, I doubt you will do any other future hosts any favors by just ignoring this situation, and letting them slide.

 

 

I guess another approach would be to ask around in your mutual LS community. You may find some allies. But you may also be blowing the whistle on them (if you reveal their identity in the process), and if it gets back around and they feel blindsided, that you went behind their back on the whole thing....

 

It all sounds pretty messy.

(Oops! Now I did it.)

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[Numex 2,420]

"She POOPED on our floor!!! What would you do?" My first thought had to do with newspaper, moving it closer to the door each time, pushing her nose in it, spanking. But then I quickly realized that this wasn't about the dog.

[Alura 2,774]

Have you tried swatting her with a rolled-up newspaper?

[Tabota 40]

This is quite common actually. I work at a swingers club, and this happens way too often. Either fecal matter follows the penis upon extraction and a bowel movement happens, or he wipes his dirty dick on the sheets (really obvious stain shapes). I say, if you're having anal sex in public (or there's a possibility of it), you've reduced your solid food intake over a 24 hr period prior to play (stick with clear liquids for the last 8-10 hrs prior, and no red meat 12 hrs before), and did a full clense (enema) an hour or two before the party. The party host and those who do the clean up with thank you for it!

[Numex 2,420]

Yeah, there's a nasty side to anal sex, and my wife and I have experienced it between ourselves and with others. We are (I believe) all mature about it and head to the toilet and/or shower. If there's ever been a mess, it's been cleaned before I have ever known about it.

 

It's something that has a certain dirty boy and dirty girl aspect to it, but only for the direct participants. I mean, you do realize what you are doing, right?

No one else wants to see that shit, literally.

 

About the most extreme situation has been when a woman (including my wife) has done sloppy anal seconds or thirds. Afterwards, it definitely is toilet time. And showers.