One of the Worst Things I've Ever Done

[adamgunn 1,460]

There was one single guy that was emailing us. I think it was on an older site, Connections OnLine. This guy was all over us for a month or more. My wife was into his profile, but every once in awhile he wouldn’t email us back for a few days - perfectly fine, but a little disconcerting. He knew that the first meeting would be drinks only - we always said that, even though we very often invited the guy over if she liked him. And it was stated up front that I’d be in the room to watch them.

 

We finally set up a meeting for a Friday night. She got all dressed up and we headed to the bar. We left forty-five minutes after he was supposed to be there, a typical flake. An hour later we got a text that said he got into a car accident or some such.

 

He begged us for another chance. My wife really liked what she saw, so against my advice she said okay. Another weekend night, another meeting. A few minutes after the proposed time, I see a guy come in the place, he looked sort of like the pictures we had. He takes a look around the bar as if he was looking for someone, and looks directly at my wife, then walks out the door! WTF, you couldn’t even come over and say, ‘No thanks’?

 

So I put up a fake COL profile. A series of smoking hot pictures of a lady I ripped from the Internet. I wait, sure enough the same guy reaches out to the fake lady. I tell him that I’m ready to take him out and fuck his brains out - how does he know I’m really an old white guy? I suggest we head for private email, and I start sending him pictures of the lady screwing people. He sends pictures of his cock, which wasn’t that much to brag about. I tell him to meet me at a hotel bar, I’ll have a room, as soon as he gets there we’ll go up and fuck. Of course, I don’t show.

 

The day after the fake meeting, the fake woman gets an email. ‘What happened? Where were you?’ So I write him back and tell him I’m actually the husband of a woman he stood up.

 

He was livid. Said he’d never ever stood anybody up, wanted to know my real screen name, After a few emails back and forth I deleted the fake COL account and email address.

 

I wonder if he ever stood anybody up again. Probably . . .

 

MORAL FOR SINGLE GUYS

Be honest. When you agree to show up for a meet, do so. Be polite.

If this guy had done that, he probably would have got laid.

[njbm 2,877]

I don’t think that guy was worth the effort. Our internet efforts have poor results. We are meeting people on LS vacations and cruises.

[adamgunn 1,460]

You are correct - that guy wasn't worth the effort. He just ticked me off so bad . . .

 

Our favorite hunting spot is SLS. Yeah, you wind up only having a two or three percent chance of actually doing anything, but I learned to ignore about 60% of the contacts, and another 20% didn't go two emails back and forth. So, if I felt I had a good one (either couple or single guy) the chances of scoring were around 10% at that point.

 

We did fine, you just need to be patient and not get your hopes up without reason.

[SW_PA_Couple 4,024]

Connection On-line: what a blast of nostalgia.

 

It's now my turn in the confessional both. I once set up a bogus profile. Like you, I had an intention. I was suspicious about a couple whom we had met and who wanted to get down and dirty with us. So I made a fake profile that included, "We have herpes and we're looking only for other people who have herpes." The people with whom I has suspicions came up immediately to take the bait. I quickly and forthwith deleted the fake account.

 

How many Hail Mary's do I have to say to receive absolution for my sin?