Did your parents ever catch you? (Or have you caught your kids?)

[adamgunn 1,460]

Did your parents ever catch you ‘doing it’ when you were a kid? Or, have you ever caught your kids? What happened?

 

I got caught. It was probably 1966. I was 17, she was 18, we’d been boinking for months. The folks said they were going someplace, we took the opportunity and headed for my downstairs bedroom. We’re going at it, hear footsteps upstairs, we both know we’re busted ‘cause her car is parked outside. The footsteps are coming down the steps, she runs into the closet completely naked, I get my pants on. “Where’s Stephanie?” my bitch of a step-mother screams. Then she figures out what’s going on, yells for my father to come down. He stands there and demands Stephanie come out of the closet, I’m saying, “Aw, c’mon Dad!” He finally figures it out, I close the door, Stephanie gets her clothes on and just leaves, I’m there to take the heat. I basically listen to them yelling at me, just silently give them the ‘go fuck yourself’ look.

 

Funny thing was a few days later my dad tries to give me the birds-and-bees talk, I say don’t worry, we’re on spermicide. He didn’t know what it was, I had to explain it to him.

[Alura 2,774]

My late wife and I promised each other we'd never lie to our kids. We promised our kids they would never be punished for asking a question.

 

When they suspected we were swapping, they asked. We told them the truth.

 

Honesty is so liberating!

[SW_PA_Couple 4,024]

I was not discovered "in flagrante delicto" but my Mom and Dad were presented with circumstantial evidence by the dog. While my girlfriend and I were alone in the house, the dog took off with the used condom in his mouth. Neither of us could determine to where the beast had carried the thing. Later that evening, after girlfriend had left, the dog put the condom at my dad's feet. My Dad said, "you and I need to have a talk."

[EastInWest 1,524]

I'm about 16. High school girlfriend is giving me head in her car, and when I pop a big rope of it misses her mouth and streaks over her nose and cheek. She wipes it off and we go home. As we go inside her father is in the den by the front door and wants to talk to her for minute, then when she walks out she looks at the mirror, and horrified, runs up to me and takes me into another room.

 

She's got a big stripe of dried cum on the side of her nose that she missed and had been talking to her father like that the whole time. Nothing was ever said about it but I can't imagine it being mistaken for anything else.

[playfulchick89 25]

I got caught in a dug out behind my high school, my boyfriend was going down on me. I was supposed to be watching a basketball game! ?

[HornyToronto 51]

I have twins and when they were six I caught them on the computer. One of them had typed in "naked girls" and a video of lesbians going at it was playing on the screen. My wife was mortified and ordered me to deal with it. I was pissed off at them because they hadn't book marked it!!!

[PeterJ 950]

I have twins and when they were six I caught them on the computer. One of them had typed in "naked girls" and a video of lesbians going at it was playing on the screen. My wife was mortified and ordered me to deal with it. I was pissed off at them because they hadn't book marked it!!!

 

[Guy1964 177]

My late wife and I promised each other we'd never lie to our kids. We promised our kids they would never be punished for asking a question.

 

When they suspected we were swapping, they asked. We told them the truth.

 

Honesty is so liberating!

 

How did they handle it?

[Fundamental Law 2,885]

We have remarked previously that kids construct their reality based on what they see in their parents' behaviors.

 

We have never hesitated to hug and kiss in the presence of our daughter. Casual nudity in our home was and remains the norm. She was told that mom and dad needed private time, and that was the only time our bedroom door was locked. She always had age appropriate information on sex. We told her that when she was ready, we preferred that she have sex under our roof where she--and not the boy--was in control of the situation.

 

When we went on our first clothing-optional vacation, we told her. When we started having adults over for pool parties (we made sure she had friends to stay with that evening), she didn't take long to figure it out. Nor did it particularly phase her.

 

Why? Because what matters to her is that we are her parents, we are still together, we are still in love. In an era of broken families, blended families, single parent families, second and third marriages, step-whatevers, we have been constants and we have been her parents.

 

She is bi-situational, yet she is somewhat prudish. She does not want our lifestyle at this point--she wants a romantic marriage-- yet she wants our happiness.

[MrSaxon 39]

My wife and I were just kids (20 and 18) and I had to move back in with my mother to float her rent due to a really ugly divorce. Fun times. So my wife and I had the basement and we had a door to “our” room an I laid her on her back and me on my side and started fucking the everloving hell out of her. I wear glasses and tend to remove them during sex, so I couldn’t see and was rather caught up in the moment. My mom came through our door and locked eyes with my then girlfriend and now wife and my wife said she maintained eye contact for a solid 30 seconds before shutting the door and leaving. Me, being blind and oblivious, continued pounding away and my wife for the whole time.

 

We move out 2 days later and t took my wife 5 years to be able to sit down and talk with my mom again ?

[Guest]

I was 16, my bf was 17. We would skip our last hour classes, come go my house for an hour of play and then head quickly back to school for my cheerleading practice and his football practice. Apparently my younger brother, 14, saw us leaving a few times as he was walking home. He took off at noon one day and not just caught us but it it all on video tape. Yes, he black mailed me. Yes, I did what was required to get the tape and destroy it.

[adamgunn 1,460]

Chico, that ever come up on Thanksgiving weekend?

[Freaky.Fiona 74]

When I was 16, my mother walked in on me with a guy (he was 18). I was topless and my head was clearly bobbing on his penis. She just quietly left and later spoke to me about being more careful.

 

My kids (son is now 18 and daughter 16) have also walked in on me with others; whether it was with my husband or with another woman (as I am openly bisexual), which used to be more of a shock to them, but now they mostly roll with it and (usually) quickly move on to leave us be. They know about my sexuality and that their father and I swing, too (but they haven't seen us swing as yet! LOL).

 

I've also walked in on each of my kids, too. With my son, usually receiving oral from a young lady (and one older one) and one time he was behind a woman , clearly going in and out of her; though her skirt was blocking the view a bit. With my daughter, seen her leaning over to suck a young lad's penis while in our living room (she thought I was out of the house and they were alone!), he was feeling one of her breasts as her top was partially up. Also seen her on a boy in her bed (she didn't fully close her bedroom door, so when I cam home I could see her riding him, while his hands were on her bare breasts) and caught her her with a girl, too, kissing and hands up each others' skirts. Each time I tried to keep quiet and not noticeably, then chatted with them later about discretion and being safe. My husband has only caught my son with a girl one time in our car getting a blow job. He just spoke to him later about not making a mess of the seats. LOL Now my son has his own car, so not an issue for that with him anymore!

[Alura 2,774]

How did they handle it?

 

Quite well, Guy. We explained the difference between "fun sex" and "making love," and the responsibilities that must be borne in either case. That included guarding against unwanted pregnancies, particularly as teenagers. Neither has ended up with a pregnant girlfriend and they're both in their late twenties. Neither has ever shown (so far as I know) an interest in swinging.

 

They asked if we were sure about their parentage. We explained that we had quit swinging months before we tried to conceive them as well as after their births when Laura was breast feeding them and didn't want to take birth control pills and disturb her hormonal balance.

 

We also cautioned them that the world in general might not agree with our choices and disclosure might be very problematic. They agreed they would keep the information within the family. So far as I know, they have.

 

The best reward, I think, is that open communication without fear remains a cornerstone of our family. I suspect the same will be true of theirs in the future.