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  1. 1. What is your and/or your spouses birth sign?

    • Aries 03/21 - 04/19
      144
    • Taurus 04/20 - 05/20
      120
    • Gemini 05/21 - 06/21
      130
    • Cancer 06/22 - 07/22
      118
    • Leo 07/23 - 08/22
      145
    • Virgo 08/23 - 09/22
      164
    • Libra 09/23 - 10/22
      140
    • Scorpio 10/23 - 11/21
      130
    • Sagittarius 11/22 - 12/21
      122
    • Capricorn 12/22 - 01/19
      105
    • Aquarius 01/20 - 02/18
      112
    • Pisces 02/19 - 03/20
      118


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I love astrology, but sun sign is nothing once you delve into a whole chart- there are other planets and influences at the time of birth that will significantly change the sun sign influence. We are as dynamic as the moving planets, and I can't say I DON"T believe the energies of space can't effect gravitational tensions. I see it as anopther form of mythology, with a lot of excellent insights into the psyche. But, as with anything, you don't have to believe it, per se, but you can consider an issue in your life in a new light, and change your direction. Ultimately it is an excellent tool for growth. And if you stop growing, you die...

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Have you noticed? The poll is damn-near even. ALL signs are represented. I think that means EVERYONE has the potential to swing ... seems to me it ain't a birth sign thing, it's a "hot in your pants" thing! facelick

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Physically modern humans originated between 200,000 and 150,000 years ago, in modern South Africa, and spread from there. "Spiritual" humans (ritual graves) date to 75-50,000 years ago. Art dates about 40-30,000 years past, depending on how you define art. Modern humans (farmers) 15-20,000 years ago, (grass, ie. grains). Civilization, (cities) 10,000 years ago. Science, (Egyptian, Chinese, Minoan and Greek, among others) began about 5,000 years ago. Modern science, about 400 years ago (the enlightenment), followed by the explosion of population. Why are horoscopes important to any thinking person? Like religion, they date back to ancient times, before we learned that effects have causes, despite the whims of mythical beings or the positions of astronomical objects.

I'm a Libra, BTW, and my lady is an Aries.

LOL.

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Leo (July 22-Aug. 22)

"Better sex" books are light-years behind your innovations. You do things in bed that approach a mystical level of ecstasy. Problem is, you're so busy perfecting that there's little left for your bedmate to do, and they end up functioning like a male ballet dancer: you pirouette furiously while they just hold up your leg. This week, delegate tasks to others. They may not do it exactly the way you do, but the shared experience will lead to a more mutually pleasurable orgasm.

 

 

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 21)

Your personal life has been characterized by a cavalier attitude lately. This will catch up with you this week. You look great and you've had great success, but don't be like that character in every single fairy tale who, blessed with luck, overdoes it and ends up unable to touch people because they'll turn to gold. Indeed, touching people will be a pertinent aspect of all your activities. Use your luck to find people to reach out and grab.

 

Libra (Sept. 22-Oct. 22)

It's hard to imagine now, but people used to just let their body hair grow and grow. Sex meant puffy mountains of curly-q's all intertwining with each other. You're in a noninterventionist mood this week, feeling groovy and laissez-faire. Let things take their natural course instead of trying to redirect them, and you'll find yourself entangled with someone on the sun-bleached deck of a pleasurecraft.

 

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Your iconoclastic nature will cause you distress this week. All of your carefully laid plans will be thwarted by others who think, in your opinion, far too conventionally. Yes, it would have been fun to manually pleasure them during M:I-3, but remember that these individuals have feelings and boundaries that must be respected. Instead of relying on others to help fulfill your goals, take responsibility for your own happiness by playing with yourself while watching M:I-3 instead.

 

 

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

On the subway today, a fellow raced in front of me and took the seat I was headed for. I subsequently noted that he was reading Ayn Rand's The Fountainhead. Beware rugged individualists this week. They seem charming, daring and free-spirited at first blush, but they eventually end up being bitter and shrill like Bill Maher. Besides, the group thing is so much more gratifying.

 

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Tie a bandana around your neck and strap on your holsters: you're a cowboy this week! You'll prefer to work alone, mending an entire fence by yourself under the scorching sun. There'll be no one to notice your efforts, but you won't mind — such need for positive reinforcement is for those less sure of themselves. This doesn't mean you won't get powerful lonesome, however, so ride into town once in a while and pay a visit to Miss Kitty.

 

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

You're like a cheerleader this week, full of energy and spunk. Just keep in mind that every cheerleader must honor the principle of teamwork. You want to be the one at the top of the pyramid, but cheerleading squads, like orgies, should be without hierarchy. Practice egalitarianism and you'll find you're presented with far more sexual prospects than when you limit yourself to only VIPs.

 

Pisces (Feb. 19-Mar. 20)

You'll feel emboldened by all your accomplishments this week. Everyone's pleased with your work, and it seems you can do no wrong. Just don't let this veneration go to your head. If you can keep your ego under control, you'll be able to parlay your success into limitless sexual gratification.

 

Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 19)

You're restless this week, but try to focus. Squirming in your seat is useless, but squirming around on a pile of attractive people is quite productive. You can make this scenario happen by combining the laser-like sharpness of your concentration with the spiraling, chaotic energy of your libido.

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head bang

 

Astrology and its ilk constantly reminds me we are no different then the earliest humans.

 

It reminds us, on the East Coast, that the West Coast is still existent. :rolleyes:

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And....is there any one birth sign you would suspect is not into swinging? If yes, why not? My thoughts would be Virgo...rather straight laced, detailed, meticulous...but just a thought. We'll see!

 

Virgo here - pretty straightlaced in many areas in my life, very detailed oriented, quiet, reserved and meticulous, but I am the one who led us to consider alternative lifestyles, not Mr. Sagittarius.

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I haven't done ALL the research on the subject but I seem to recall that the "science" of astrology is based on the idea that the Earth is the center of the universe and everything else revolves around us. Starting from that basis I can't see astrology as anything other than a game for our amusement.

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I haven't done ALL the research on the subject but I seem to recall that the "science" of astrology is based on the idea that the Earth is the center of the universe and everything else revolves around us. Starting from that basis I can't see astrology as anything other than a game for our amusement.
That's JUST the attitude I would expect a Scorpio to have!

 

You're just taking that stand because you know Pluto's demotion has made all of us much more fragile!

 

:)

 

Thrax

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I'm truly surprised at the number of Virgos in the lifestyle. The comparatively small number of Aquarians surprises me as well. Overall, however, it seems pretty darned evenly distributed, which tells me that astrological signs have little to do with one's sexual appetite.

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I'm agreeing with the others at this point...you've got a pretty decent sample size (like 1000 people), and it's almost evenly distrubuted. Almost saying the sign has no effect on the desire to swing. There are a couple signs that stand out a bit more, but not enough to be significant.

 

I am a Libra, J. is a Cancer. We're supposed to be a not-so-great match. We do just fine. Astrology and sign-stuff has always fascinated me...but I do it for fun...I don't take too much weight in it. There's actually a website out there that one of our swing partners pointed out to me...it literally matches up how you'd be swinging together. She and I are supposed to be explosive...and so far, that's been correct...haha...but really I think that's more of a coincidence.

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I'm a Virgo, and I don't live and die by my horoscope but I do check it on a regular basis. I have found good and bad things in it. Thats as involved as i get in my horoscope.

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I am a Gemini and prove it in so many ways...lol.

 

She is a Capricorn with some Aquarius in her as she was born on 01/19.

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Both sex slave and I are Leos. Although we have been told that Leos should not be together because they clash, we have managed to be together for 9 and a half years now and still lots more to go.

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We are a pair of Cancerians. Very cuddly, kissy, snuggly, touchy-feely together. :kissface::kissface:

 

is there any one birth sign you would suspect is not into swinging? If yes, why not? My thoughts would be Virgo...rather straight laced, detailed, meticulous...but just a thought. We'll see!

 

My straight-laced sister is a Virgo. I would have guessed Virgo to be the least apt to swing. Look how WRONG we were! You GO, Virgos!

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hey, I noticed Capricorn is the lowest sign, my wife is Capricorn too and i wondering are Capricorns less likely to be into this lifestyle?

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hey, I noticed Capricorn is the lowest sign, my wife is Capricorn too and i wondering are Capricorns less likely to be into this lifestyle?
Well, it depends if you believe that horoscopes are really meaningful or if they are just a parlor game.

 

By my way of thinking, your wife's sign has nothing to do with anything, except for when she was born. You may believe -- and others do believe -- differently though. Whatever works for you and your wife.

 

Good luck.

 

Thrax

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Forgive me if this has been posted before, (maybe even by me), but cleaning out my documents folder I came across it and remembered this thread.

 

Where else to post it but here? :)

 

"Naughty Horoscopes"

 

 

Virgo- August 23 to September 23

 

This is the MOST confused sign on the planet. This sign is pretty realistic: No Frills. They love to fuck in showers not because it's kinky...but because of hygenic reasons...they are big into sanitary issues. Every Virgo I have ever met has issues...always going back to hygiene. They have to arrange time in their busy scheduals to have sex...But when a reservation is made...You had better be there on time, if not a little early. With flowers. And Clean.

Virgos want to make their partner happy. That's it. USUALLY. You will always get a freaky Virgo. Even so, they will TRY to get YOU to cum. And if they can't make you cum, they will buy someone or something that will.they love to make their partner happy.

Yes you read that right.

They LIVE to masturbate...whether its you rubbing them, them rubbing you...them rubbing against your fox fur coat...whatever! they are very sexual people. usually always horny.!!!Some Virgos WANT to be punished. They will do naughty things to be caught so they can be punished. They are perfect for Aries who want to punish SOMEBODY. Anybody! Pretend rape scenes also turn on Virgos. As long as they know they are secretly safe. If you have ever seen the Carnival Rape scene in 'Henry & June' this is a Virgo wet dream.

 

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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

 

--Don't tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists. If you say that you are horny: Prepare to be fucked. Taureans are heavy indulgers, though. All forms of indulgence: Sex-drugs-wine-food...whatever their vice may be: they simply cannot get enough. They do not believe in moderation. They will fuck until they are sore. Taurus likes to have sex just for the sake of having sex. What they lack in originality, they make up for in stamina and endurance. Okay...so they may not be into bondage, okay? But they WILL lick you until you have at least three orgasms or until you pass out...whichever comes first. Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing...and I mean that. They love to lick people in whipped cream, alcohol, chocolate, flesh and candy???Bring it on! Caution: They are looking for a relationship so be kind to them.

They also have a BIG wet thing for scent. Sometimes they don't want a lover to bathe before sex. Or you may find them shaggin in a garden or a greenhouse...to smell the dirt: After all, they are Earth signs.

 

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Aries (March 21- April-19)

 

LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever.

Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists.

The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color. They live to tease and torture...HEY...Somebody's gotta do it, right? They like hair pulling. Beware of their 'toy' collections. Don't tease them...they will rape you. They love pony boys and girls...I cannot emphasize this enough! They like it doggie style especially if they are steering. Give an Aries 100 feet of rope and a 250 dollar flogger, they will follow. As long as they get to be the one holding the handle.

 

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Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

 

Ever heard the saying "Been there. Done that?" chances are it came from a Gemini. They are always changing...they are the eternal Chameleon. You never know who you are fucking that day.

They have had sex.

A lot of sex.

Probably because they are in a constant state of flux...always looking for the new high.

The biggest turn on for a Gemini is: LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION.

Here is just a smattering of places that I know Geminis have fucked: In the elevator of the moseleum of Forest Lawn Cemetary DURING A FUNERAL. Wine cellars in nightclubs. Vip Areas of Theatres. Public Parks. The 18th Hole of a private golf course. In the center of a race track just as the flag was going up. On various Gym equipment at numerous health spas. A football stadium during the SuperBowl. A Balcony railing at Mardis Gras in the French Quarter...just to name a few.

If it's shiny...they will want it. They are big on DRAMA so be prepared for them to set the mood for sex no matter WHERE you might end up. They WILL take the initiative. They live off their charm. If they are male and gay they will still be the greatest fuck your female friend has ever had. Go figure. They are also Voyeurs but always willing to lend a hand ... or any other part of anatomy. If they are depressed, suck on their fingers, that always seems to cheer them up. Their goal is to fuck in the front row of the OSCARS when the cameras pans on them so that they can wave.

 

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Cancer (June 22 - July 22) -- 69

 

This is the sign that needs to be cuddled. They may believe that they were born in the wrong period or century. They DWELL in the past...Victorian...Roman...Medieval...You name it.

They usually will only fuck at night...come to think of it...they fuck better at night anyway. Maybe its because they are ruled by the Moon. This is a sign that is looking for TRUE love...I mean REAL TRUE DEEP LOVE...that 'Romancing The Stone' Frikkin 'Wuthering Heights' kind of love. They probably cry at the end of any Jane Austen flick. They want to be swept off of their feet. They really do deserve it, too. They are constantly dumped on by previous past fucktard ex lovers that think they own them. Sometimes Cancers pick the wrong guy/girl and get beat up or emotionally hurt. Why? They think its what they deserve. Which is bullshit. They are wonderful people. They love water sports (jacuzzis/pools/showers/saunas/bathouses...) They want to be comfortable while fucking...oh sure the foreplay may have had you bent over a barstool...but when you get home they want comfy couches, beds, fluffy pillows, anything soft and fuzzy that is not a pet. Cancerians also have a horrible tendency to misplace their clothing. Highly Exhibitionistic. They live for Oral...as long as it tastes good. Karma Sutra honey dust is a good start...mints...ice cream..anything with sugar...fruit...Don't rush them they smolder. But when you get started, be ready for a long night. They like to play with ice cubes, too. Also nipples are a BIG thing for Crabs...they all secretly wish to get their nipples pierced. Can be submissive highly. Masturbation is where they get their bonus points at. Be warned: They like 'em YOUNG...so you better be ready to dress up like an Animation school boy/girl with a whip to keep 'em.

 

 

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Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23)--

 

Let the games begin! Libra will try anything once. Twice to make sure they liked it. Three times to be absolutely sure. Do not touch a Libra's head during oral sex...that may work with an Aries, but not here. Libras LOVE giving oral - They LOVE getting it , too. But don't feel like they get enough...too bad, because they sure as hell are getting enough of everything else. They will buy toys to make YOU use it on THEM. Libras are mental creatures that believe in living and fulfilling fantasies that they haven't done in real life...which is rare because they have done almost EVERYTHING. They have no problem sploshing. To them, sitting in a pie COULD be fun. Porn? Bring it on! Sex, video AND food? ALRIGHT! They are heavily exhibitionistic by accident. They are accident prone, they lose bras, underware, condoms....they also accidentally end up in bed with people. Amazing how THAT works! They like to cross dress. Both sexes do this quite well, actually. Male Librans are mistaken for women all the time, and Female Libras are mistaken for men every now and again too...its because they are under the goddess Aphrodite. They are never just ONE sex. They can always feel what the opposite sex feels. Which is why they are rarely clingy, except in rare circumstances when they have been led on, then watch the manipulative side of the scales swing. They love to role play and play dress up. They like to dress like hookers or Queen Elizabeth (This is the men, too!) Who are they really? It depends on what day of the week it is. They believe that life is too short to date ugly people in more ways than one. So if you are being shagged by a Libra, there is a good reason. Whether you are attractive physically, emotionally, mentally or have a fantastic sense of humor, there is always a reason for a Libra to be fucking you. But they HATE vulgarity. They despise feeling like they are on a waiting list to get your attention...worse yet, feeling like they are your groupie. That won't last long, then. They have already figured out HOW to destroy you...now they are biding their time to see how long until they throw YOU away...with nothing. But, if you get past all that, expect long luxurious nights talking and playing Strip Tarot or Naked Chess. They are the Graceful Slut...but not slutty and yet accident prone. If you are going to fuck a Libra: Get mirrors. Lots of them. They have more vanity issues than a Gemini. Nothing is TOO kinky for them. They are the eternal Courtesan or Concubine. They are sex therapists, porn writers who knows?

 

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LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)

 

If you fuck up just once with a Leo...That's IT. Don't be expecting them to take you back. They are not willing victims, after all, they CHOSE you...you screwed up? They can UN-Choose you just the same. They live for Menage a Trois...or Qua...or Cinco....anything in a group is okay as long as they are in the middle. Leos also like bubble baths. Once you start with a Leo...do not think you can just turn their emotions on or off like a switch...they demand satisfaction. NOW. All the stress in the world ends up in the Leo neck...They need neckrubs...they feel like they have the entire weight of the world on their head. If its kinky, a Leo has probably done it..You know Madonna's a LEO, right? She masters the Madonna/Whore/Goddess thing pretty well, huh? I wonder why? Could it be cause shes a fuckin' LEO? yep. Valmont was probably a Leo. They probably have the movie at home. Get out your furry gloves and faux mink whips for this kitten. they love soft floggers and there is a specific spot on their back right above their tailbone that is heaven to them where if touched right will actually make them purr...you think I'm bullshitting you? Try it, I dare ya. Leo likes doing doggystyle that's a given. As long as it feels good, but leos also like missionary if they are in love with there lover that is the most intimate position as you two look in each other eyes. Their underware is always..er..interesting to say the least, if they are wearing any. They LIVE for boudoir photography. They LOVE to be photographed. If they can afford a nude or semi nude photo of them..do it now. Leos are born and bred to be porn stars...even if they act prude about it..they have thought about it. The best sex partner is a Scorpio leos love them... Rubies jewels usually are their love. Love to have their hair brushed and played with. You had better be vocal in bed with them...they want to hear how well they are doing. If a Leo has chosen YOU as a mate. Just accept it and enjoy the ride. Be prepared for anything. They have no problem tying you down. They ARE the naughty school teacher, the pirate captain, the gypsy king and Cleopatra all rolled into one.

 

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SCORPIO (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)

 

HOLEY SHIT! here comes the masters and mistresses of FUCKing

Sorry Leo, but Scorps ARE the leaders in the Kink O Rama factor (Leos are in second place, so don't worry that much leos)

Scorpios KNOW how to seduce.

They KNOW what is kinky.

They are highly manipulative.

They KNOW how to get you to do what THEY want.

They KNOW how to fuck.

And they are making room for modifications.

All they have to do is walk into a room and look at you, and you WILL be on your back assuming the position.

Anne Rice (During her 'Beauty' phase) wants to be a Scorpio. Leos and Scorpios make for a fabulous tryst. they are the BEST in bed together..but if the emotions are not there then that's a different story. Don't dare TRY to make a Scorpio jealous...they will duct tape you to a chair and make you watch them fuck your boss..or your sister/brother..or Mother...hell, that's their idea of a typical normal Thursday night. They love to use gag balls. They always have carpet burns on their knees and back...this is from their constant rutting like a wild weasel in heat. They are also very cunning and secretive. They have a fetish for riding crops and bridles. Most Scorpios have mastered the Binaca Blowjob for heightened and elongated pleasure. I hope you can go the distance and can make them come...otherwise gods help ya.

Favorite Song: Master and Servant.

Most female Scorpios have a horrible tendency of being Alcohol Lesbians...get them drunk enough they will kiss a girl...or two....or three...or five....but beware their sting!

 

 

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Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)

 

Right out the chute I am going to tell you...THEY LOVE TO BE SHAVED.

True love is being shaved.

Sagittarius love is being shaved by someone they love.

And they LOVE to travel.

They are constantly moving.

They are always packing and going somewhere. They are the outdoorsy type. Why fuck in a tent when you can be surrounded by Sequoias under a moonlit night and have sex? Sags will Fuck Everywhere! Most Sags flash body parts and are closet nudists. They will be the first to register for nude volleyball at the nudist resort. Don't get me wrong, they have a TON of provocative clothing at home, but they like to be naked. EVERYWHERE.

They don't know why its against the law to drive naked in a convertable especially. It just doesn't seem right. Downright Anti-American to them. They are also bleeding heart causefighters. They believe that sex is a biological function amongst friends...why fight it when you can fuck it? A perfect night for them is to :

Talk. Fuck. Talk. Fuck. Go out and look at sea otters..Pick some flowers...Talk. Fuck. Laugh. Have a drink. Talk. Fuck. Dinner. Fuck. Sleep. Fuck and Fuck some more!

Male Sags have more fetishes than a female Sag. Foot fetishes...Lingerie...Female Sags are nature lovers: Do it in the bushes, Sex on the beach, in the ocean, hell behind the local laundrymat! Kinky? they Love Kinky. Wear that pirate getup for these girls, they'll be on their knees in a heartbeat. They'll dress kinky and skip the panties under a short skirt if you're going out on the town, just to get you going, and I do mean going~ these girls want it all night long! Whipped cream, body oils and bondage,Licking and sucking, whatever it takes to keep the party going! . They believe in doing it and doing it often! fucking before the movie starts..., fucking at the theatre during the previews and maybe a quick blowjob on the way home.

Sag females love sexing up your whole body! Give them a chance, there won't be a body part they haven't sucked licked or fucked!You can touch them anywhere and they got hott cause they're freaky like that! They love leg rubs and jacuzzis, this is because their thighs are a hot spot...They'll be the ones holding you up fucking in the closet at your friends housewarming party at two in the morning. They are built for lot and lots of sex in any way shape or form, kinky or slow teasing, fast and hard or slow and easy~ if you want to get your freak on, Sagittarians are the way to go! None of the other signs love Sex as Much as a Sag!

 

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Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)

 

Just as I was writing this one, my Capricorn friend proceeds to call me...Capricorns are psychic by accident. They have no idea the fates smile on them from time to time...they just accept it an move on. You can turn on a Cappie just by breathing on them. They are strong and responsible and have dignity. But they are too easy to turn on sometimes. And watch out when they are horny...whoever is in the room better have protection. They are natural screamers and leave bite marks. they like sex a lot as a favorite past time. Usually durinig commercial breaks is perfect. Its nothing for a Cappie to fuck seven or eight times during commercial breaks in an hour long T.V. Show. They like to do it in the shower...on the furniture...on other peoples furniture...on other peoples beds...Cars...Tents...boats....yep, if they are in the mood...it could be at the Presiden't inaugeration...get ready for some nookie!

They love to bite.

They might seem at first sight of them rather cold and insensitive.

But when they warm up?

There is no stopping them.

They like to have the back of their knees licked.

They live for tongue massages.

They think porno is just SILLY...who thought THAT up? But they will watch it to see if they are missing anything.

Give them dim lighting, a roaring fireplace and a nice bottle of wine...you might as well reconcile yourself to the fact that you better leave the phones off for the entire weekend and order food in.

They like to play games...as long as they are in charge.

This is a misunderstood sign...they can be very kinky. As long as it is with people they love.

 

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Aquarius (Jan. 20- Feb. 18) --

 

MY favorite sluts are Aquarius. Why? Because if you don't expect anything in return, you won't be disappointed. Sounds easy, huh? They will get under your skin though, so beware. It's easy to be hurt by an Aquarius because they don't want you to know what they are thinking. If they are silent but you are in the room with them...chances are they are in heavy thought. But don't worry, chances are they are thinking about you...and fifteen other things. Water bearers look at sex like it is a form of recess. They can turn you on by simply walking in the room. They are the Rain Man of the Zodiac. They give too much of themselves to others that don't give a shit...then get shy to those that care about them.

Go figure.

They like kinky. They are easy going. To them, it's a learning experience. Male Aquarians like to tease and live life in a fantasy world. Female Aquarians can't masturbate enough...Males never get the chance to masturbate because everybody wants a piece of them. They like their ankles nibbled. They love back massages. Their ultimate adventure is the "But we might get caught" game.

They will fuck wherever they run the risk of being seen or found by another lover. Don't expect faithfulness from these creatures...it's just not in their DNA. They are open minded to the point that anything shiny will derail their train of thought. Fucking while standing or leaning is a plus here. Fuck with their mind and they will follow you anywhere. They enjoy being fucked in groups of three. Think being Jack Nicholson in bed with the three Witches of Eastwick? This is a Aquarian dream. They need you to make the first move. Not to be dominated. But to bring them back to earth now and again for a little physical funtime. They get lost in the clouds a lot. Don't derail from your personal pleasure course, however, otherwise you will be just talking to them all night. which can be stimulating just as well too. Beware! They are the flirts and teases from HELL! Never take one on a trip to a Home Depot when you are both horny. This can lead to nasty things.

 

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Pisces (Feb. 19- Mar. 20)

 

Get out the boots - Stilletto heels - foot creams and panty hose...here come da fishies!

They are the LEADERS in foot fetish. Masturbation in shoes? Okay. Toe masturbation...bring it on! They love using their feet.

Suck on a Pisceans toes and SEE what happens!

Fucking in the water and see them squirm.

Pisces have probably done it in a sex swing. Or at least considered how strong the ceiling beams are on their house to put one in. Pisces men break furniture when they fuck...things get flung everywhere.

Pisces can be turned on by the wierdest things...Trains...Water fountains...Jump rope...Whatever. They are the sirens calling you to the beach where you will end up on your back on a towel with water all over you and not wanting it to stop.

I have heard it said that its the pisces that will cross the darker kinky side at least once...just to say "YEP. did that. Not that great" OR "What do you MEAN you never......" SAM from sex and the city should be a Pisces. These babes are perfectionists. You will have a perfect orgasm with them...so will they..in fact, they strive for perfection in everything they do...it's all in th details for them. There will not be ONE hair out of place with a Pisces. All of their fetish jewlery will match a specific whip or dress or shoes.

EVERYTHING MUST MATCH! I have one Pisces friend that has nipple tassles that match for every pair of underware and whip that she owns! NO SHIT! You might think they are shy! HA! They are just planning something. I had a Pisces Friend (Same Pisces friend with the matching tassles by the way) who was at a nudist beach in Brazil (You will always find a Pisces at a beach...its inbred in them) A middle aged man in his early 50's or so came up to her and immediately saw her body and BABING! got a hard on!

Not feeling shocked in any way, shape or form, she walked right up to him and put her hand on his cock for a moment , then with her same hand took her sunglasses off , looked him RIGHT in the eye and said "DAHLING, your erection is SUPERB!" and she walked off never to see him again.

You never can tell what the hell a Pisces will do, but I guarantee that it will be SUPERB!

SECRET: Pisces women fall for a man that can wear a high heel and garter. And look good

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Interesting that the numbers are actually pretty evenly split with the one sign that the OP thought least likely to swing actually the most likely.

 

I'm married to a Virgo and my best friend is a Virgo and I have to say that they should really be the ones labeled as having two personalities. They tend to be buttoned up during the day but closet freaks.

 

If anything I would have guessed Sagittarius to be higher (I am one), as we tend to be the ones always looking for something more, new, different.

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I never gave much thought to what sign would be more likely to swing . . . maybe Gemini, since they love constant change, but they're not the front-runners, here.

 

I'm a Taurus and Mr. Sweet is a Gemini.

 

=)

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I didn't go back and read, so I might have replied before. I'm a gemini, and Drew is a capricorn. I think capricorns are slightly less likely to swing because they are very cautious and a little reserved. But hey, I could be way off base.

 

Pepper

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Him: Sun Virgo, Moon Aries, Sag rising

 

Her: Sun Aquarius, Moon Scorpio, Capricorn rising.

 

If anybody is seriously interested in astrology contact us. It is quite useful in the lifestyle.

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Let's see: he is aquarius and I am a Virgo!! I don't know about sun rising and all of that, not that versed in astrology at all....!!

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Guest winnme

i am pisces and hubby is cancer

 

is that good for me.........:)~

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Him: Sun Virgo, Moon Aries, Sag rising

 

Her: Sun Aquarius, Moon Scorpio, Capricorn rising.

 

If anybody is seriously interested in astrology contact us. It is quite useful in the lifestyle.

 

 

Although I am not quite up on all the specifics in astrology, I think I can see how it can be useful in many aspects of ones life.

 

Out of curiousity, how have you found it useful in the lifestyle? Just the compatability reasons or is there something more in depth to it? :blush:

 

Thanks!

 

MsVewy

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She (me) is Leo. And every profile I have ever read about a Leo fits me to a tee. Likes to be center of attention, tends to be "bossy", or take control of situations.... Social....I could go on and on.

 

He is Cancer, and doesn't really care one way or the other what anyone's sign (including his) happens to be, though the profile of a cancer also fits him well. Kind, gentle, protective, loving...... Maybe that's why he doesn't like reading about it! LOL

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Mrs. is Aries and Mr. is Scorpio, we are not supposed to be compatible,except in bed, because we both like control. and are hot headed. I noticed that this combination is a popular one makes you think. We compliment each other very because we are complete opposites and it creates a nice balance for us.

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Interesting...more virgos that anything else!

 

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Interesting...more virgos that anything else!

 

BamaRide

 

According to a ranking based on how many babies were born in the United States on that date between 1973 and 1999, published in the NY times, the 6 most popular birthdays, in order, are: Sept. 16, Sept. 9, Sept. 23, Sept. 17, Sept. 22, Sept. 21. Looks like September wins in the U.S. during this time period.

 

So more people born then, so I wouldn't attribute a lot to the sign ;)

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Though I'm a Leo and Mrs. Fours is a Virgo (the virgin...yeah, right ::P:!), it says nothing about us or personalities, since horoscopes are so much woo-woo to me.

To a scientific-oriented skeptic such as myself, the Zodiac is simply the region of the visible sky that contains the major constellations and the path of the sun, moon and planets (or the name given an uncaptured serial murder in the late '60s.. take your pick).

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My Twister sister and I were discussing this the other day...seems she had been told there was a proliferation of swingers born under the sign of Libra (mine) and Scorpio (I think she said). So, of course...what better way to find out than a poll!

 

You can vote twice - once for yourself and once for your spouse/SO. (However, given my recent luck with polls....:( )

 

And....is there any one birth sign you would suspect is not into swinging? If yes, why not? My thoughts would be Virgo...rather straight laced, detailed, meticulous...but just a thought. We'll see!

 

What about signs that are really into swinging...my thoughts would be with Sagittarius. Guess I've just met a bunch of them. And for some reason, I get along really well with Sagittarians.

 

Do you believe in the basic characteristics of the birth signs? Has it been your impression that certain signs are more in tune with the idea of swinging? If you have any opinions of birth signs as they relate to swinging, please share.

 

Thanks! - EBF :)

 

 

I'm no expert to say the least... but the little I know with anything to do with star signs, etc. I believe at the end of the day it comes down to the individual and their significant other(s)... Men and Women/ Women+Women/ Men+Men; whatever tickles your fancy...

 

I believe its simpler than just trying to match up with the stars or the cosmos...

 

You know if your attracted to someone(s) and your body knows it too..

 

If anything... being a Libra man my myself... I think it just depends on the situation, the party involved and if there is an attraction/ rapport/ bond and trust...

 

Maybe I'm over simplifying it but just my $0.02 cents ;)

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      After Julie confessed to enjoying our first venture into the swinging world, we decided to go for another experience immediately. She had a birthday coming up, so I gave her some money and told her to go shopping. I told her to buy a nice dress to wear out to dinner for her birthday celebration. I told her I wanted her to buy something very sexy and daring. Something to really show off her tits. Julie was usually pretty conservative, so I didn't expect too much.
       
      I was pleasantly surprised when she came home with a beautiful black wrap-around dress with a plunging neckline. Upon closer look, the top part of the dress, from neckline to waist, was very sheer. In fact, you could see right through to her beautiful tits. I told her she did a great job, and that Friday night, she and I, and Scott were going to her favorite restaurant.
       
      Friday finally arrived, and we were both trembling with excitement. Scott came by about 6:00, I was ready, but we were still waiting on Julie. She finally walked into the living room, and Scott almost fell over. There she stood in this new dress, no bra, high heel sandals, with freshly painted toenails. Underneath the dress, all she wore were black lace panties. Of course, you could see right through the top of her dress to see those firm 36-B tits and those hard nipples standing straight out. She looked at us both drooling on ourselves, and said: "Let's go." With that, we were off for an evening of fine dining, lot's of looks and lots of drinks. All the guys in the place were looking at Julie's tits. It was driving us both crazy with excitement. I had a hard-on all evening. Scott was more than ready to leave when the check finally arrived. So were Julie and I, for that matter.
       
      When we got into the car, Julie sat in the middle and started massaging both our cocks through our pants while I drove. I leaned over and whispered that she should have some dessert. With that, she reached for Scott's zipper and had his cock out in no time. He was already hard, Julie just moaned and started sucking. Scott reached into the front of her dress and started rubbing her tits. I, of course, had a boner that wouldn't quit. I was eager to get into the action, so, we practically flew home. When we pulled into the driveway, Julie put Scott's cock back in place, and we all headed into the house. Julie went to freshen up, while Scott and I got comfortable in the den. Julie walked in, stood in front of us, and undid the sash in front of the dress that held it closed. She then let the dress drop from her shoulders. There she stood in just those black lace panties and high heels. Her big, brown nipples were standing straight out. Scott and I both stood and undressed as she stood and watched. She had us both sit back on the couch, as she dropped to her knees, and alternated sucking his cock and mine.
       
      Finally, we both pushed her back onto the carpet and took turns eating her pussy. She was moaning and screaming with orgasm after orgasm. She then looked at me and said, "Fuck me now!" She looked at Scott and said, "And I want your cock in my mouth while he fucks me." She lay back, and I quickly entered her dripping pussy. Scott was on his knees at her head, fucking her mouth while I fucked her pussy. She was enjoying every minute. I leaned down and sucked her tits while I fucked her slowly. Looking up from her tits, I could watch Scott's cock sliding in and out of her mouth. She looked at me out of the corner of her eye and motioned for me to kiss her. I leaned further up, plunging my cock deeper into her hot, dripping pussy, she pulled Scott's cock out of her mouth and plunged her tongue into my mouth. She then pulled Scott's cock into both our mouths while we kissed. We both ran our tongues all over his hard dick while she pumped away. Suddenly, Scott yelled, "I'm cumming!"
       
      With that, he blew a huge load right into both our mouths. We both went crazy with excitement. She was screaming and slurping up all the cum she could. I could hold back no longer and pulled out. Julie quickly grabbed my cock and started pumping wildly. I blew my load all over her and Scott as they both started kissing and licking it off each other.
       
      We all lay there afterward, dazed and exhausted. But definitely looking forward to the next time!
    • By SwingersBoard
      Last Thursday was my birthday and Jerry promised me a super surprise for the evening. It had been almost three months since I had last heard from Bob, you know, the one with the 10' monster dick. Well, to get to the point, Jerry took me out to dinner at a fancy restaurant and as we were driving home our house was dark, and I began to think that the super surprise was the fancy dinner. No, not so!
       
      Jerry took me into the house and told me to go take a shower and get naked in bed while he made some arrangements. I did as I was told and could hardly contain my excitement waiting for my surprise. Shortly, I heard the front door opening and some whispering that I couldn't decipher. Then Jerry came into the room and gave me a blindfold to put over my eyes so that I couldn't see a thing. Then, he told me that he had invited three men to tease me and if I could identify just one of them I could have my surprise.
       
      I was told to lie on my back, spread my legs and be quiet while he inserted some KY jelly since what was to happen would be without foreplay.
       
      The first man came into the room and while holding my pussy lips open he began to rub his dick up and down my pussy lips while holding his weight on his hands to keep me from feeling his upper body for a hint of who it might be. Then he very slowly inserted his good sized dick into my pussy an inch or two at a time until our pubic bones were together. At that point I recognized his after shave lotion and knew that it was Dave our next door neighbor, but I needed some fucking so I kept saying I couldn't make out who it was until I had my first orgasm. Then I said, 'This is probably Dave.' Jerry said, 'that's correct so you will get your surprise in a few minutes.' Meanwhile Dave complained that he hadn't come yet, but Jerry was adamant and said, 'no, we agreed to the rules, you have to stop now, but you'll get another chance later.'
       
      Then the second man entered the room and he also slipped his even larger dick in an inch or so, but I had no idea myself who that was and as a result I got another few minutes of fucking and a couple more orgasms. Thankfully I am multi-orgasmic or I would have been finished for the night. I never found out who the second man was and Jerry has still not told me, although he said that it was someone I had fucked some weeks earlier.
       
      The third man entered the room and Jerry said, 'this is your surprise, Cheryl, happy birthday.' This man began to lick my pussy which was leaking the cum of the second man and making me mash my pussy against his face in enthusiasm. 'Can I please take off the blindfold now since this is my surprise?' I asked. Jerry said 'in a minute, but first you must identify him.' The stranger raised up, lifted my ass off the bed and began to rub his enormous dick up and down and before I could catch my breath he had rammed the monster all the way home since I was already so wet and ready.
       
      I knew instantly that there weren't too many men with a tool that size so I said, 'this must be Bob'. Jerry said, 'Correct, now take off the blindfold.'
       
      It was so good to see him again after three months that Jerry just sat and watched while the two of us went at it like newlyweds. I felt so full and stretched that I had at least a couple more orgasms before Bob shot his load and rolled off to rest.
       
      Then while Bob was resting Jerry let Dave back into the room to finish what he had started and in a few minutes he was shooting his load of cum deep in my vagina as well. After that, Dave and the other man left and Bob and I spent the night in bed with me in the middle between Jerry and Bob.
       
      In the morning Jerry informed me that my surprise was the airplane ticket he had sent Bob to get him to fly in from North Carolina especially for my birthday!! 'How long can he stay?' I asked, and Jerry said 'about a week'
       
      During the next few days my pussy got a workout morning and night until I was sore and ready for some rest when Bob finally had to go back north.
       
      The problem is this: Now Bob wants to give up his building lot in North Carolina and move to Tampa so that we can be together regularly. I like Bob's big dick, but I love my husband and I don't think I could do this on a regular basis and keep my marriage alive. Therefore, I told Bob that if he wanted to come down two or three times a year for a week at a time that would be fine, but not several times a week. This is my dilemma. I want it, but can't have both men all the time. Has anyone out there experienced such a catch 22?
    • By SwingersBoard
      The last time my wife and I played with another couple was back in March of 2000 and it was more than a couple, it was a few couples to say the least. My wife is 5’ 8, about 125lbs with huge breasts and an ass that won’t quit. I am 5’10 about 175lbs and in pretty decent shape myself. She and I met at a swingers club so we never had any doubt we would continue the Lifestyle. My wife’s birthday is in March so I planned a little party for her.
       
      I called up 11 of my friends and their wives, thinking this could be one great orgy and she could get all the attention she could possibly handle. Understand my wife is a sexual dynamo, she can go forever and take it in every hole. I told the men to arrive at 5:00 when she got home from work, I told the women to show up at 7:30. I planned it so my wife could take on 11 men {including myself} and then spend the rest of the night getting eaten out by their wives.
       
      The night began quickly. She opened the door and found 11 men naked. Her jaw dropped and then a smile quickly formed. She was lifted quickly to a mattress that was placed on the floor and quickly stripped. No sooner were her clothes off than she had a cock in each hand, one in her mouth and a man licking her shaved pussy. She was in heaven after only about 3 minutes she was already cumming and begging to be fucked. What I had planned for her was for her to be royally gangbanged in every hole she had. First up was Tom, nice guy with about a 7 inch dick and he starts fucking her pussy, all the while the guys are rotating sticking their dicks in her mouth. By this time her excitement has made her totally wet and wild. She cums immediately, screaming, “cum in my mouth” which set off Scott who blows his load deep in her mouth and a little on her face, while at the same seeing her suck down all that cum set off Tom. The look in her eye says she is loving every minute it. Jim lays down next to her and says jump on. and with great speed she straddles Jim and shoves his cock deep into using Tom’s cum as lubricant. Just as she gets going Bill smears a handful of Lub on her ass and starts working his fingers in and out. She lets out a scream telling us she wants a man in every hole.
       
      Bill shoves his dick forcefully into her ass and she jumps a little but continues fucking both Jim and Bill. I, being the loving husband that I am, let her blow me all the while. Their is nothing like seeing your wife getting double penetrated by two men and she still has energy to give you a great blow job. Bill was the first to lose his load and slaps her ass just as he cums deep into her bowels. My cum hungry wife starts to squirm and shake and I can see that three cocks is giving her the best orgasms of her life. She has completely turned into a groaning cum filled sex slave. Jim blows his load next, the sexiest thing in the world is watching cum ooze out of your wife’s pussy and ass at the same time. But this is a gangbang, so quickly Harry gets under her and Brian gets behind her and start fucking her ass and pussy at the same time again. By this time I am lost in my own orgasm and grab my wife’s head and shove my cock down her mouth and blow my load. Quickly Mike takes my place in her mouth loving every minute of it. Now here is the birthday present, my wife is being fucked in her ass, her pussy and face fucked, but I know she wants more. I grab one of her favorite toys. A long thin vibrating dildo about 10 inches long but rather thin. I greased it up with KY and slid it into her pussy with another dick. This gets her wild and set off Harry’s orgasm. Like clock work though Brian and Mike finish and its time for the next team of Chris and John. Chris slides under and starts fucking her and John starts ramming that ass. With all the cum in her pussy and ass, as the guys push in you can hear squirting noises as cum is pushed out. All this and I still have the slim vibrator in my babies pussy. At this point she can’t suck anymore, she is in constant orgasm and is lost.
       
      The best part is the two guys left are a major surprise for my wife, Andy and Tim are twins and though they are not that big in stature they have 10 inch dicks that are the width of a grown man's wrist. As Chris and John finish, I remove the vibrator and tell my girl to look at her last present. She almost gasps and then says, “Ohh fuck yes”. With all the cum in her now the twins slide in rather easily and start fucking. I have never seem my girl go so nuts. She is cussing and groaning and screaming and having the most out of control wildest orgasms in her life. As the twins blow their loads deep in her twat and ass you can visibly see my girls legs shaking and her body quivering. She was give a birthday gangbang to rival all gangbangs.
       
      As we laid her down the women arrived and saw my wife, they couldn’t believe all the cum oozing out of her ass and pussy and the fact that she couldn’t even move. I laid down next to my wife and said happy birthday. Then I told her I lied, her last present wasn’t the twins, the last present is that each of these women have agreed to eat her out and clean her ass and pussy with their tongues. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY
       
      My wife died not long after that from a car accident, but I think she loved to share herself and sharing her favorite sexual night with people would make her happy. Believe it or not this is all true.
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