What is your Penis name ?

[Arcpl2016 17]

What is your Penis name ?

 

Me A A (Long Wand) :lol:

[Sawman 84]

Why do men name their penises?

 

Because they cannot stand to have strangers control their lives.

[lovefest04 700]

Herman.

 

Not to be confused with Her Man, although I suppose you could argue that my cock is in fact "Her Man" and sometimes "His Man" depending on who might be playing at the time.

 

And although Herman is not a "detachable penis" he can and will play on his own.

[1st3way4fun 42]

My wife named him Mr. Happy, so that's what I've been stuck with for the last 27yrs. Lol

[findinganswers 369]

My wife calls my penis Cock. I know it’s not original, IT IS HOT. I love when she says let me have your cock.

We do have a name for her toy. We didn’t make it up, we heard it from someone else. We call it BOB, for Battery Operated Boyfriend. We have had many nights with Bob

[Guest]

I was into Sex in the City when we met and, with my first husband's and others' I had given them names. When I saw this one, “Big” came to mind, the name the girls hand assigned to the star’s boyfriend, Mr. Big.

[lovefest04 700]

Based on the pic in the OP - I'm Giant Sword!

[udsarge 119]

Crawl the Warrior King!! (-How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days)

[Numex 2,420]

Squirt

[shy_couple 459]

George.

 

Ecause there wan an old Bugs Bunny cartoon where the snow monster adopted Bugs. When he picked him up he said,”I will pet you, I will stroke you, I will love you, and I will call you George.”