Who has Flamingos in their yard?

[RockNCpl 71]

Found this article. Being new to the LS, we obviously have no say in how accurate this is. However, we found it funny....and honestly, a little ridiculous. Especially the part about the garage door! Anyone care to chime in?

 

https://nypost.com/2017/06/02/secret-signs-your-neighbor-might-be-a-swinger/

[cplnuswing 4,713]

  Birthday party?  I think not!   Ewwww. swingers!!!!!!!

 

Be back in a minute, I'm off to close our garage door so we can get in the car to go buy some groceries ?

 

 

[GoldCoCouple 4,065]

There are NO secret handshakes or symbols that a swinger might display...and even if there were, would you want some strange person to knock on your door saying '...so I see that you are swingers, lets go!'. The problem with secret signs is that it doesn't take very long for everyone to know what they mean and most swingers would rather keep what they do in the bedroom a secret. My go to example is that Prince Harry wears a black ring on his right hand...I'm PRETTY SURE he isn't a swinger.

[RockNCpl 71]

49 minutes ago, GoldCoCouple said:

My go to example is that Prince Harry wears a black ring on his right hand...I'm PRETTY SURE he isn't a swinger.

Never know. Didn't he just step away from his position.... or something like that?  Maybe thats why!???

[SW_PA_Couple 4,024]

Our front yard.

 

Found this bird at a flea marked while traveling through Georgia last year.

[two4youinswva 3,068]

On 3/4/2020 at 6:04 PM, SW_PA_Couple said:

Our front yard.

 

Found this bird at a flea marked while traveling through Georgia last year.

 

That is an above average flamingo.  Not one of those dollar store specials.

[cplnuswing 4,713]

17 minutes ago, two4youinswva said:

That is an above average flamingo.  Not one of those dollar store specials.

Only the best for swingers dude

[bbarnsworth 2,637]

And the black ring thing? I've never heard of that one before. A co-worker of mine wears a black ring. Hummm...hummmm... Not that I would EVER play with a co-worker, or in this case my co-worker's wife. Still. Makes me wonder. And his wife is pretty cute :)

 

[adamgunn 1,460]

There's an old story that Jack Nicklaus and a good friend of his do practical jokes on their birthdays. One year his friend had 2,000 plastic flamingo's put in Jack's yard.

 

I seriously doubt that Jack and Barbara have ever been swingers.

[njbm 2,871]

We are aware of the black ring. We have also heard of pineapples on one’s clothing. 

[Numex 2,416]

On 3/31/2020 at 7:32 AM, adamgunn said:

.. I seriously doubt that Jack and Barbara [Nicklaus] have ever been swingers.

But if they were, you can be certain that their backswing was excellent. 

[Alura 2,774]

I don't have any Flaming O's in my yard. There are lots of other birds and the occasional raccoon or possum. Rattlesnake are both rare and doomed when they show themselves.

[JessicaJamison 861]

On 3/4/2020 at 11:04 AM, GoldCoCouple said:

There are NO secret handshakes or symbols that a swinger might display...and even if there were, would you want some strange person to knock on your door saying '...so I see that you are swingers, lets go!'. The problem with secret signs is that it doesn't take very long for everyone to know what they mean and most swingers would rather keep what they do in the bedroom a secret. My go to example is that Prince Harry wears a black ring on his right hand...I'm PRETTY SURE he isn't a swinger.

SHUT THE FUCK UP... ARE YOU SAYING THERE IS STILL HOPE THAT I CAN BED PRINCE HARRY!  ???????????????????  YES! IMMA FUCK A PRINCE!