The Sex of Your Life

[Elusive BiFem 70]

OK...here's another...WR and I are on a roll over here!

 

Choose your pleasure...remembering...this is for the REST OF YOUR LIFE - regardless of location, status, age, urge...only one choice!

 

- EBF

 

EDIT: by the way...this is BOTH receiving and giving. You can only receive and give oral, for example. Masturbation - self or mutual, but that would be IT! Hmmm....once again, I wasn't too clear, but WR would not let me make lots of choices.

[wrnakedru 38]

If your choice is oral, and you get caught masturbating - - -

 

NO MORE SEX EVER!!! NOT EVEN DREAMS OR PICTURE BOOKS!!

[TNT 1,155]

LMAO! You two don't have a lick of sense, lol...This is a hard decision so before I make it I have to ask....If I chose masturbation does that include playing with toys?

 

Teresa

[Elusive BiFem 70]

Originally posted by TNT

LMAO! You two don't have a lick of sense, lol...This is a hard decision so before I make it I have to ask....If I chose masturbation does that include playing with toys?

 

Teresa

Ummmmmm....I don't know. WR answers all extra questions. I'll tell her to make an "Executive Decision."

 

- EBF

[wrnakedru 38]

Evidently my friend the administrator doesn't feel like sullying her lilysoft hands by turning the pages of the dictionary!!

 

Plus, she is a hard taskmaster - you saw on that other thread where she was chiding me, telling me I need to do my research.

 

So - according to Webster's: Masturbation - stimulation of the genital organs apart from sexual intercourse, usually to orgasm and especially by use of one's own hand.

 

Sorry - Teresa - This, by definition, is a hands on exercise only.

[Elusive BiFem 70]

Originally posted by wrnakedru

Evidently my friend the administrator doesn't feel like sullying her lilysoft hands by turning the pages of the dictionary!!

 

 

Uhhh...excuse me...but could someone hand me that bottle of hand lotion? Thanks! - EBF

[Alura 2,774]

How come the Texas Twisters can think up all these polls, but don't answer themselves?

 

A couple of periods in our marriage, the longest two and a half years, Mrs. Alura and I restricted ourselves to oral sex as our choice for birth control. Because I knew we could do it, that was my vote.

 

But now, after I voted, I learn that a single instance of masturbation (and, presumably, intercourse) suddenly means no sex at all ever again.

 

"Ms. Chairperson, I wish to withdraw my vote!"

 

Mr. Alura

[JustAskJulie 2,595]

Originally posted by wrnakedru

Evidently my friend the administrator doesn't feel like sullying her lilysoft hands by turning the pages of the dictionary!!

 

Plus, she is a hard taskmaster - you saw on that other thread where she was chiding me, telling me I need to do my research.

 

So - according to Webster's: Masturbation - stimulation of the genital organs apart from sexual intercourse, usually to orgasm and especially by use of one's own hand.

 

Sorry - Teresa - This, by definition, is a hands on exercise only.

 

I don't know it says "apart from sexual intercourse" and "especially by the use of one's own hand". It doesn't say ONLY by the use of one's own hand. Really by that definition any stimulation other than intercourse would qualify.

 

:-)

[mrs good times 73]

I decided masturbation was the most logical response because I wounldnt' have to depend on anyone else to play with. Got to be self sufficient sometimes.

[TNCountryCpl 15]

Being a military wife (hubby making it a career), I find myself on my own many many times and since we don't swing alone......I had to, like Mrs. Good times, go with masturbation. I have learned over the years that part of being a military wife is being self sufficient and independant.........why exclude this??

[good times 991]

I chose masturbation for several reasons.

 

I would hate to give up my first ever sex partner.

 

As this question implies something bad might occur if I strayed, and given I may have an errotic dream and may unconciously resort to my first and oldest sex partner I figured I better stick with it.

 

And finally, sometimes P is out of town or otherwise unavailable and I really dislike unfulfilled urges.

 

I do have a question though. Is it permissible to think about the other forms of sex? Because if it isn't I don't think there would be any point in masturbating, would there?

[TNT 1,155]

I think I like Julie's interpretation of Webster's definition of masturbation...It dosen't say ONLY, just especially, So...I will chose masturbation.

 

Teresa

[Lorrie 21]

Definitely intercourse.

 

Intercourse can satisfy some of the masturbation and oral pleasures. A woman can still have orgasms. Plus, intercourse has its own unique pleasures.

[Brit_Pair 62]

Intercourse, thank you kindly.

[Elusive BiFem 70]

Originally posted by Alura

How come the Texas Twisters can think up all these polls, but don't answer themselves?

Mr. Alura

 

Thinking, thinking, thinking...I need to know what the vast majority will say! I mean after all, if I chose oral sex and everyone else chose intercourse or masturbation... ...woe is me....

 

- EBF

[SexhoundDog 18]

I'm just glad I don't have to make that choice! My wife gives terrific head and tells me I do the same (I already knew that! ), but great intercourse is totally awesome.

 

I think I could go without masturbation as it seems I rarely do that anymore anyway.

 

Does inserting a nice warm toy in your wife while eating her count as oral or do we call that a mix of oral/masturbation? Or do we call it oral/intercourse?

 

So many questions, so little time.

[Elusive BiFem 70]

Originally posted by SexhoundDog

So many questions, so little time.

 

Really does get you to thinking, doesn't it? And I thought that question about what I wanted to take to the desert island was tough!!

 

- EBF

[Alura 2,774]

Originally posted by Elusive BiFem

Thinking, thinking, thinking...I need to know what the vast majority will say! I mean after all, if I chose oral sex and everyone else chose intercourse or masturbation... ...woe is me....

 

- EBF

 

Did y'all delete my vote? I've thought it over and decided to stay with the status quo. I'm just going to keep doing all of them as long as I can!

 

Mr. Alura

[MrYaWanna 15]

If I have to choose, Intercourse is it. Given that this is a silly kind of poll I'll assume that if I choose this one we'll be able to do it till I die, no matter how old we get!! Plus it's a team sport!

[angihay 15]

Well I choose oral it's the way I get to cum harder and am satisfyied the moost. Don't get me wrong I luv intercourse but i have never actually orgasismed from that before. So oral's it

[lovefest04 698]

We chose intercourse only. We enjoy it all, but something about two bodies creating that ultimate connection we can't give up.

 

However, not that we are geeks or trekies, BUT as with Captain Kirk and his reprogramiming of the computer so that as a student in the Star Fleet he was able to win the no-win senario we'd have to find a way to have out intercourse and eat each other too.......

[GirlieZ 15]

Jeese! I honestly could not decide! "Sex" for me is so much more than intercourse, masturbation and oral. I need and crave it all! I'm really glad that I don't have to make that choice.

 

Zgirl

[CuriousInOregon 16]

I put materbation only thats cause I can use Toys for the Clit stimulation and Toys for the INtercourse part why get one with out the other

[Jamie&Kieth 36]

Damm hard choice ... ORAL SEX ... if the partner is good at it too!

[KittKatt 16]

Wait a minute, where is the gun? Celibacy never gonna happen. Intercourse only, what's intercourse with out oral first? And masturbation only, that's just pass the time till the next time. Give me the gun. lol

[lovedoctor 15]

My head is exploding, I can't anwser this poll!!!!

[the_write_one 15]

I'd rather eat kitty as breathe so you know my vote!

[Mr.Redd 15]

very good answer, but I love sex way to much to pick anything else.

[Lovinlife59912 17]

Well I chose oral because unless I'm clueless I have yet to hear of a toy that feels like a mans head between your legs. facelick

[Karenandtom4you 15]

As much as we both enjoy oral sex!-love it--there is nothing to compare to intercourse! Wow-can't get more personal or intimate than that!

 

Just love it! Personal and very up close. I like to face my partner-watch his expression as he watches mine-as we pleasure each other.

 

Intercourse Rocks! Oral is a very close second!

[cj22s 15]

I'm sorry but there is no way I could give up the feeling of a hot sweaty body pressed against mine.

[prettylady 221]

Since Dog and I are separate on this website can I choose oral, and he choose something else's?

 

Dog is WAY TO DAM GOOD at oral to be willing to give that up. But I agree that there is nothing like being held by your lover when you both have an orgasm. Although since we live about an hour away from each other, and I have a nasty habit of writing dirty little stories and emailing them to him, then giving up masturbation would be down right cruel.

 

Celibacy....you are a silly girl aren't you. celibacy tsk tsk on you for even suggesting such a horrible thought.

 

I choose.......yes, yes, oh god yes!!!!!!

[flkeyscouple 21]

This thread asks the hardest question yet!! I'm not sure WHY we should have to give up any of the options! They are all way too precious to simply give up!

 

Can't we arrange a comprimise? How about a month of intercourse, then a month of oral, followed by a month of masturbation. Wait - does that mean we'd have to have a month without ANYTHING??? THAT won't happen!!

 

If I REALLY had to choose, I'd say masturbation - as long as Julie was right and toys are allowed! Who says you can't have body contact during masturbation??

 

This was a HARD question! Really makes you think.

Sarah

[Mr.T 16]

I said intercourse but that's because there is a little variety to it. Vaginal or Anal. Two different playzones,but it's still intercourse.

[rpu3 630]

I chose intercourse. I love oral, don't get me wrong, but intercourse is the main event for me, and I don't think I could give that up. Luckily, it's just a poll, so I don't have to give any of it up.

[ShellyM 0]

DEFINATELY intercourse!

I just can't live without it lol. For me, the rest including oral is great for fore or after play. But I need the intercourse lol.

[Darkblue 55]

Intercourse without a doubt!! nothing will ever come close the imtimatacy of seeing your partner face to face, @rse to cock,(doggy) Oral is good but i have to say i do prefer the real thing

 

Steve

[SouthBond 18]

Oral sex for us. I can get my wife off by oral sex and I can't through intercourse. She can deep throat all the way to the hair line, that's 7 inches plus her hand guiding me into her mouth, held real tight feels really good and then that sucking with her talented tongue. Then when I cum, she will either swallow or push it out on her lips and let it drip off her tongue. Plus if any remains on the head of my penis, she licks it clean. I could live with that.

[LakeLuvers 15]

Hard question, and I hate to think that I'd ever have to choose, but I say intercourse. I don't think I could live without it, although I think both oral and mutual masturbation would be a very close 2nd/3rd.

 

Mrs. Lake

[kywife4two 17]

If we could only have one, it would haev to be intercourse as it is more of a shared experience to cum together.

[paradiseclubcpl 27]

I chose oral sex, I hope that means giving as well as receiving. I am addicted to pleassuring a woman orally

[NotSorry 155]

I can't imagine a world without simultaneous intercourse and masturbation...

 

Mrs. NotSorry

[dnmnms 55]

If I could only choose 1 type of sex for life it would have to be oral...giving that is...I love giving...literally gets my rocks off LOL.

 

Melody

[cplnuswing 4,713]

Wow, really tough decision. I'd have to go with intercourse, then masturbation a close second, and then oral last.

[Ems101 24]

I don't know how any woman can be a lesbian.

Give me a hard man on top of me ANY time over a woman.

Especially some men who are absolutely handsome... honestly they could have a 3 incher I'd be fine

[let's do it again 414]

I chose oral, 69 is just as good as intercourse for me. A woman that's into 69 as much as I am is better than intercourse.