My very sexy doctor says I need a Big Box

[adamgunn 1,460]

Yeah, context is king. I have to wear diabetic shoes, and this latest pair is causing a sore on a toe. I had an appointment with my very cute doctor today. She looked at the problem, then at my shoe and said, “You need a big box.” Then, she realized what she’d said, we both laughed, and she explained, “your shoe needs a bigger box at the toes.”

[enjoyingfun 69]

:)

[tbone1 79]

Lots of examples of things like that.  Such as when I'm pushing one of my grandkids on a swing and they say they like to swing.  And I say, "Yes, Pop Pop likes to swing, too."   

[bbarnsworth 2,637]

The swing comment reminds me of a scene on some sort of a documentary where Tim Conway and Betty White are sitting on a porch swing. He is gently swinging the porch forwards and backwards. After a minute or so, she asks him to stop and without missing a beat he says "Oh, not a swinger huh?" :)

[GoldCoCouple 4,065]

Sorry about this but a VERY old joke from when I was just a kid.

 

What's worse than a woman with tissue paper titties?

 

A girl with a cardboard box