Captain Oblivious!!

[udsarge 119]

So the other night, my wife came to bed after I was already laying down. As she walked in she locked the door behind her, and then slipped into bed. That's the hint!! Locked door means privacy from of 7 year old, and she doesn't want to be be walked in on. At the time, I missed the cue for some lovin' and instead rolled over and surfed on the internet for a bit. She chuckled later and whispered " you missed your window Captain Oblivious! I'm too tired now, and we both got to work in the morning." She wasn't mad, she just was poking fun at my completely missing her subtle "Let's get it on" cues. She snuggled a for a few, gently kissed, but no all out nookie (that night at least) . What does your partner do to let you know that they are in the mood for some fun? Do they drop subtle hints that let you know "to prepare for blastoff"? Am I the only "Captain Oblivious" out there?

 

[njbm 2,870]

She says do you want to have sex. Or I do. No one said no yet. 

Edited June 9, 2021 by njbm

[enhancer 1,585]

She will come up to me, start making out and reach down and grab my crotch or if I am standing she will come up arch her back and start rubbing her sexy ass on my crotch, because she knows it will get me going quickly.  It is never really subtle around our place.

[let's do it again 414]

She will stick her finger in her pussy and rub it on my upper lip right below my nose.