I'm here with my mom

[mrs good times 73]

Ok, has anyone experienced this one yet?

 

We were at the club last night and Barry White was playing on the juke box. Everyone was dancing the slow grind and this guy walks up behind me and asks if he can dance with me. I checked him out and we was pretty good looking although a little short for my tastes buy I say sure. When the dance was over I told him it was time for an introduction. We exchanged names and I introduced him to Mr. Another song started and we were dancing again when I asked him where his wife or girlfriend was (couples only night) and he points to a table and says "I'm here with my MOM" She smiles at me and waves. OMG was all that I could think of. I thanked him for the dance and adjourned to the ladies room to laugh. I didn't see him when I returned so I told Mr. the story and I thought he was going to bust a gut laughing. About a half hour later we see this guy and MOM coming out of the couples only play room. OMG again! We decided it was time to go home.

 

Everytime we think we've seen it all something new happens. Clubs are great.

[yawanna 17]

 

'there are no words...'

[good times 991]

Mrs. just told me she posted this and I have to say I normally tend towards maximum discretion when it involves specific things that happen at the club. In this case though, this was just too bizaar and off the wall. She said I nearly busted a gut laughing, which is true, she actually thought I was going to pee my pants. I guess it was just something that you would never expect. This guy was mid thirties and Mrs. says is not bad looking but no matter how much we speculate we can't figure out why someone would come to a on premise swing club with their Mom. I would be mortified if my mom ever found out that I go to the clubs but this guy brought his mom along (it could have been the other way around, but I don't see where it makes any difference). We didn't know weather to be sick or laugh so we chose the latter. Too wierd.

[lookin_forfun65 16]

I can't add one single piece of intelligent response to this thread ...

 

Moves on to the next thread shaking my head and wonders how I would have reacted.... hmmmmm

[EternallySingle 32]

I can think of six other possible reasons for mother and son to be at a swing club together. The son is adopted, mom is actually step mom, mom is actually mother-in-law, pop is also their with son's wife, son is adopted and with adopted mom while pop is with son's wife. But the most likely reason is that the son is simply younger guy into older women and they role play mother and son.

 

Either way, its still funny.

[Spoomonkey 421]

Twisted...

 

I mean - wow...

 

I applaude your restraint. Not laughing right there on the dance floor was quite impressive.

 

However - and my fingers are optimistically crossed here - maybe he was there with an older woman and just playing out a derranged little fantasy. Still weird as hell - but a little easier to stomach.

 

Thanks for sharing!

 

I shall now spend the day dutifully disturbed.

 

Spoomonkey

 

P.S. Julie - I think it may be time to upload a "vomit" smiley.

[mrs good times 73]

I never considered it may have been a fantasy or that he was just into older women.

 

Maybe he wanted see how I would react to such a comment. If so he eeither got off easy or may have been dissapointed in my non reaction.

 

As for the fantasy I do not consider myself old however I was probably a few years older than him.

 

Now I am hoping it really was his mom because I don't like the idea of being considered OLD.

 

[OhioCouple 40]

Originally posted by mrs good times

Now I am hoping it really was his mom because I don't like the idea of being considered OLD.

ROFLMAO...what a twist!! OMGoodness...I can't see thru the tears!!

[jcbicouple 24]

Believe it or not, we've talked to a few people who have been involved in the lifestyle since they were teens because their parents would take them to the on premisis clubs and swing events with them. We've also heard of even more people who take their kids to the nudist resorts where swinging and sex are an active part of the resort. It's probably a lot more common than those of us on this board would like to believe.

Personally, We could NOT imagine taking any of our kids to a place where people are having sex (we wouldn't want them at a nudist camp either, but that's a personal opinion with mulitple reasons behind it, seperate from this subject) We couldn't even imagine wanting to be at a swing event with our kids AFTER they were all grown up........ or walk in and find OUR parents there. Either way it just makes us go "eeeewwwwww!". Afraid we'd have to find a new play place!

[MrsBliss 18]

OMG, I would have been in such a shock!

 

Iew I am immediately imagining myself going to a club with my dad, brrrrrr

 

I think it is very impressive that you did not get cold shivers immediately while dancing.

 

So couples does not really mean couples, that proves it again.

[JustAskJulie 2,595]

I know of at least one club where the DJ is the son of the people who host the club.

 

I also know of one or two other families of swingers, where for whatever reason the daughter is now a swinger and they all go to clubs together (they don't actually play together).

 

So it's not impossible.

[meowkittyhascla 17]

It's one of those situations that makes you say..."hmmmmmmmmm???" then you get the whole body shiver!!!

[Brit_Pair 62]

This whole story is just shuddersville.

 

(Read that word somewhere - always wanted a chance to use it!)

 

[DragonsLair 26]

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Originally posted by Brit_Pair

This whole story is just shuddersville.

 

(Read that word somewhere - always wanted a chance to use it!)

 

 

So glad you got to use your word. lol Not too surprised a story here gave you the opportunity.

[tazzie_n_truck 17]

That just sends shivers down our spines even thinking about that. That's just nasty.

 

I know there are some people out there who do the incest thing, but it's nasty.

 

head bang

[b_and_sc 16]

ummmm...to 'ditto' someone else, "there are no words"....

 

ugh

 

b

[WhosBtchAmI 15]

ahhhhhhhhhhh ummm I think first i'd go to the bathrrom and laugh then after seeing them in the playroom probably faint lmao ahhh something just not right with that one lmao . . I guess to each their own . . .but umm yeah i REALY don't know how I would have reacted lmao ( hopes I never have to face a situation like that lol ) at least u didn't bust out laughin in his face lol

[good times 991]

Just a clarification here. I don't think they actually played in the play room, I believe they just went in there to check out the action, but I wasn't about to go in and make sure. As I recall they were only in there a few minutes. Still, it was too wierd for us.

[DragonsLair 26]

In regards to this topic. We did attend a club where the owners girlfriends daughter attend the club and was in fact at the front door. So I guess kids can play with the adults. As long as they dont play with mom or dad. And sexual expressions in other countries put ours to shame as we are a more conservative country (for now). But our decadence is catching up fast. Nudity among families on the beaches is commonplace overseas. So why would it be so strange to be in the same club as ones parents.

 

But on the other hand if he was playing with mommy, he needs serious help.

 

But if he is into really older women, then there isn't anything wrong with that either. People just look down on younger men and older women, but you put a younger woman with an older man and it's ok. Something wrong with that thinking.

 

Oh well my few words on the subject. Live and let live as long as it doesn't break any major laws. (unless you can get away with it).

[2neophytes 16]

Did she look like his mom?

[OhioCouple 40]

We had a couple contact us in which over converstation (we never met face to face) it was discovered that their daughter had gotten them back in to swinging and took them to her club. Needless to say that freaked me out and I was speechless. (Well that and several other things)

 

But what can I say? I'm a prude. I don't like to think of my children, siblings or parents having sex....much less be in their play area. Eeeeewwwwwieee eeeewwwie-oooo.

 

I'll pass.

 

PS: T, if you aren't ducking, you had better be, cause A is gonna smack you silly.

[good times 991]

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Originally posted by 2neophytes

Did she look like his mom?

 

Yep, spittin image, just a lot older. They were there with another older couple. All four came and left together.

[JustAskJulie 2,595]

Could be that the boy was his mother's friends (the other couple)' boy toy?

 

I've heard more weird things like that between this site and the stories I've read on other sites than I really care to admit.

[Chris&Amelia 253]

"Oh yeah baby! Who's your daddy?!? Who's your daddy?!? No, seriously, who's your daddy?"

 

(shudder)

 

I'm curious how they even managed to get in. Doesn't the owner screen the guests?

[wrnakedru 38]

The following happened at one club we have attended in the area.

The mom in this story works as a bartender at the club, and has for many years. [prior to that, she was a stripper]

Her birthday fell on a Saturday, and she wanted to be able to more fully enjoy the evening [not working] and have some birthday fun.

Her son worked as a bartender in mom's place so she could enjoy her birthday.

Mom got pretty rowdy, as many of the club 'regulars' were buying her shots for her birthday.

I suppose this would have all seemed 'okay' if the club were anything other than a "lifestyle couples" club. With that definition hanging over the activity in the club, son being there even as a favor to mom just seemed a bit too 'open' to me. Maybe her choices have been something he's always been aware of. But I agree with Mrs. O on this one. For me, I am just waaaaay more comfortable with such stuff being kept apart and separate.

[Spoomonkey 421]

I was staying at my mother's house a LONG time ago during a period of seperation from my ex. Rummaging around I ran across a porn video...

 

Not wanting to offend my mother by watching something without her knowledge - in her house - I ask her. "Mom, would you be bothered if I watched this?" We've always had a pretty frank relationship, so it didn't make me think twice to ask such a question.

 

Her completely unexpected response? "Sure, son. Pop it in."

 

Nothing puts you off porn like listening to your mom do Madden-like play by play to a porn video... Needless to say, I didn't make it through an entire scene... Somethings are just too weird...

 

To be honest - I think it was quite brilliant of my mom. I was so uncomfortable from that point on that not only did I NOT do ANYTHING that could have been construed as "offensive" I went back to my wife (who is now my ex) as quickly as the next bus left Port Huron...

 

Spoomonkey

[Mich149 16]

OMG - THat is toooooo bizarre. ES, whatever the 6 circumstances may have been, that is just not right.

 

But what can I say? I'm a prude. I don't like to think of my children, siblings or parents having sex....much less be in their play area. Eeeeewwwwwieee eeeewwwie-oooo.

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I'm with ya. I know in my head that my parents have sex and more power to them for it. I just don't ever want to hear or know about it. yucko!

[mrs good times 73]

[i'm curious how they even managed to get in. Doesn't the owner screen the guests?]

 

This was a couples party and that is what they were. The hosts do not question age at this club. We get them all from 21-80. How would you screen for this? We get alot of couples that are older men with younger women and no one blinks an eye.

[Chris&Amelia 253]

Well, just at the club we're regulars at, the owner takes the time to personally interview every single couple before they're allowed in the door, to prevent curiosity-seekers or "wannabes". I just kind of assumed (yeah, that's what I get for assuming) that the same thing happened here.

[good times 991]

At this club their is a doorman who takes your money and gives you a reciept, you then take your reciept to the host or hostes who stamps your hand entitling you to free drinks for the night, the club owners live out of town and are only there on special occasions. In this instance, the only interaction these four people had with the hosts other than that was that when they came to the door the doorman had to get the host because they had requested a reduced rate because they could only stay for about an hour. They didn't get a reduced rate and in my opinion $35.00 per couple including all the well and draft you can drink isn't that much even if you are going to stay only an hour. I will have to say though, that had I been the host that night, I doubt that I would have found out that it was his mother if he hadn't volenteered the information as he later did to my wife. That is an idea that just never would have occured to me before this.

 

It is kind of funny that this surprised us so much, at one of the other clubs in town the bar tender is the owners daughter. But of course the bar tender doesn't play with guests either, so I guess thats a little different.

 

It was still wierd though.

[Couple_N_Ark 39]

Maybe it really was his Mom, and his Mom is just a kewl older lady who wanted to "see" what really went on at a "place like this"......so being the good son that he is, he escorted his mother out for the night.

 

This might also explain why they could only stay an hour. Maybe it wasn't anything they planned on partaking in, but just wanted to venture out to see the sights for a while.

[Mich149 16]

uhhhhhhhh yeah sure. either way --- *shudders*