Interesting yet bizarre topic

[Billygoat 443]

While attending a vanilla benefit with a wide range of friends we gathered with a number of lifestyle friends, current and past.  Many we are still in contact with…..some we still share with.  A few we had not seen in several years due to distance or life changes.  It was all grand.  The benefit was a success and social reconnection with old friends current and past was the Diamond of the evening.  We all gathered at a local home of one couple for catching up…reminiscing, stories, reminiscing on past adventures and more current, promises of keeping in touch….getting together etc.  And no it did not evolve…not even close…..to any sort of play party.  
 

It was spectacular.  The changes in life….not just physically….or age….but the interesting turns and changes in life, relationship, work and family.  As some start to drift away to head home there were about 16 - 20 of us left.  More flash back open/descriptive talk about events/experiences of the past, parties, events, themes, solo, group play etc.  the oldest there almost eighty (this year and still active in their community in Florida) youngest couples/singles early 40’s.  Always a mix of people at our party/events core group now age  55-65.

 

The things we talked about…work, family, kids, grand kids…….finances, living arrangements.  Living arrangements being probably the third most talked about….and changed….in most cases added to.  8-10 poly like living arrangements out of our group alone.  Interesting.  Surprisingly not any one in this group had a divorce from their spouse since we met them in the lifestyle some two plus decades ago (yes some were currently on marriage two at that time) a few sadly lost their spouse to illnesses.

 

The most discussed, shared and stories told……themed and destination events that we set up……that were not sex play based….more social.  Yes stories were told of specific memories of wonderful shared time, group play etc.  But the dinners, trips, music festivals etc were warmly embraced. 
 

The most laughed about, cat called, teased……and astonishing?  Kat……a friend for many years…..Lesbian Dom bi situational (yes they do exist) managed to start an interesting twist that had everyone operating the calculator app on their phone.    It started small…..a few of the ladies standing together with howls of laughter and oh my gods!  

Apparently, Kat introduced a definition to discover how bi or lesbian a woman was by how much semen she has accepted in her sexual lifetime.  Either topically, internally or orally.  After a blow up of laughter she was made to share and it went down hill from there, very quickly.  
 

Seems she takes the average semen at male ejaculation (.3 tsp to 1.5 tsp) of 1 teaspoon full times the average or quantity of sex where you accepted semen on you, inside you or orally. Hhmmmm.  So the big number that got all the howling from the ladies…….my Queen. We have always been highly sexual with each other….since 20 and married we easily had sex twice a day until just recently the last two to three years we are more once a day with the occasional 2 - 3 special on a weekend or with a friend 🤩 .  So some fast math…….using her average as it only involved us…..

 

sexually active married couple, married 45 years, sex twice a day on average (does not include multiples or lifestyle participation, that could add over 20 in a single day party) 365 X 2 = 730 ejaculations in a year.  Times 45 years of activity…….32,850 ejaculations…….I’m starting to feel very exhausted……..now it gets interesting…..

 

so average male ejaculate equals 1 teaspoon.   That’s 32,850 teaspoons………..wait there’s more……….there is 738 teaspoons in a gallon…..

 

wait for it……..

 

44.51 gallons………….        

 

 
Damn Queenie…………

 

a standard tub is around 30 gallons……a 10 minute shower 20-25 gallons…….

 

oh, and Kat’s number………well under a gallon……she is very picky lol

 

Edited April 2, 2023 by Billygoat
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[TeamCalgary 168]

This is a great story Billygoat; many thanks for sharing. 

 

We hope to experience something like this one day; getting together with old friends that you have shared so much with. 

[ROCKlandCpl 451]

On 4/2/2023 at 9:11 AM, Billygoat said:

Seems she takes the average semen at male ejaculation (.3 tsp to 1.5 tsp) of 1 teaspoon

10CCs or a Lovin Spoonful?

[Billygoat 443]

Ain’t live interesting…..make it a howl!  HEZZAH!

[njbm 2,869]

Hunter Thompson said he wanted to go careening sideways into his grave or something like that. YOLO. Then it’s a long nap.

[PJ&Lin 188]

7 hours ago, ROCKlandCpl said:

10CCs or a Lovin Spoonful?

How about Pearl Jam?