Covid19/Corona Virus Protocols - Entertainment Only

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This came back up in a history feed.

 

it is something I put together Wayback at the beginning of Covid as a tongue in cheek meant for entertainment only not usually publicly shared but sent to several of our groups, select club members and LS friends.

 

The positions are real and are attainable by those who are adventurous enough to try them but I don’t recall ever sharing the piece that I wrote on this board.  

 

ADDED - (Disclaimer: Meant for entertainment not a health guideline. Tongue n’ Cheek)

 

Covid19/Corona Virus Protocols

 

Swinger Activities 2020 By Billygoat, Six Degrees East of Eden

The year 2020 looked so promising New Year’s Eve. Who knew that we would be in the fix that we are in. Most all activities, as we know them, have ceased to exist. In most cases it is impossible to even try to organize let alone attend while maintaining social distancing.
Regardless of birthday, anniversary, wedding, death, sports, music, drinking or dining we must keep our social distance. Gatherings of over 6 or 10 people have been banned, depending on which state you are in. If you were not in a current relationship or some kind of Friends With Benefits, No Strings Attached or Extracurricular Sex Playmates relationship, it has been a long and lonely dry spell. But there is light at the end of the tunnel.
Federally and by State, restrictions are starting to relax a bit. New, less stringent protocols are being put in place. We will finally start to socialize a bit more. With all that it is a sure bet alternative lifestyle activities will be on the minds of many of us.
And so like all other activities, there are and will be new rules in place for those who wish to attend and engage with others.

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Plan on all parties/gatherings to be attended at 50% compared to pre Covid19. This will allow for social distancing practices and account for a few who will choose not to attend. We caution alcohol drinks and other recreational substances as this will cause people to forget their new normal practices requirement.
On the upside there may be more parties and gatherings available, smaller, as a result of our new social normal. And a whole new list of themes within the new normal; Dressier and sexier masks, an increase in flirting, fewer single males (more of an invitation only), solo/self play or couples play (increase in exhibitionist play), soft swing play, and higher social connection as many in the lifestyle will choose to start to have smaller more mono style group of playmates.
The trick is what are the new accepted play practices that are acceptable in the lifestyle keeping in mind Corvid19 and new social norms.

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We all know how safe practices in the lifestyle will prevent pregnancies, transmissions and still keep with the wishes of who we play with and our own preferences. But now the rules need to change.
In order to keep social distancing in the reopening of the Lifestyle play practices will need to change. The biggest are: mask use and face to face contact.
No longer considered acceptable is any activity that is face to face or where breath contact between partner(s) would occur. As well as the use of masks for personal protection.

There is a lifestyle acceptable mask. It works for everyone, male and female and you can make your own very easily, please bare with me. Using male horizontal or vertical (personally vertical works best) briefs. New of course, unless that’s part of your kink (ugh). Modest redesign is required but most anyone can do this.
The use or redesign as a mask is easy: different fabrics, styles, colors and patterns. The key is the use of the fly opening as part of the safety of a mask....but....for oral use the fly opening allows for this activity when worn as an improvised mask. And when the act is complete an “automatic barrier”.
Next are acceptable positions for safe distancing play.

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Acceptable Positions – Required
Allows for a minimum distance of 36” apart for breath contact (includes wearing the mask during play) To be used for close quarters sex play, mutual contact sex play.
I suggest you study and try your part of the position several times on your own (with your SO or solo) to insure that you understand, the position as much as possible and can place yourself readily in this position.
Again, all participants must wear a face mask.
Let’s start:

Sex Position 1: The Socket
Benefits: If you're into butts, you'll have a great view.
Technique: From reverse cowgirl, have them bend all the way forward, extending their legs all the way back. They should be supporting their body by resting on their elbows, as if they were holding a plank.
 
Hot tip: Your partner can easily stimulate their own clitoris while you penetrate them. If the two of you are into spanking, go for it.

 Sex Position 2: Standing O
Benefits: Ideal position for all things cunnilingus: clit sucking, rubbing, digital penetration, G-spot stimulation.
Technique: While on your knees have your partner stand up-right. For some the added ability to drape one of their legs around your shoulder while you use your oral skills on them.
Hot tip: Ideally you want your partner's hands above your head. This can be accomplished through the use of some BDSM restraints. If restraints aren’t their thing, see if you can find an anchored bar or beam for them to grasp.

 Sex Position 3: Waterfall
Also known as: Head Rush
Benefits: The blood will rush to your other head too.
Technique: Move to the edge of the bed and lie back with your head and shoulders on the floor as your partner straddles you. The blood will rush to your head creating mind-blowing sensations upon orgasm. This position is acceptable in that it is possible to maintain the social distance requirement. It also requires disengagement in order to break protocols in the heat of the moment like any other variation of Cow Girl.

 

 Sex Position: Reverse Cowgirl
Also known as: Rodeo Drive, Half Way Around the World
Benefits: With a pillow under your head, you get an awesome view of your mate's backside. They can control depth of penetration and pace with this sex position.
Technique: Lie on your back with your legs outstretched. Your partner kneels next to you, then turns and spreads their legs, straddling your hips and facing your feet. Kneeling, your partner lowers down onto your penis and begins riding you.
Also try: Have your partner lean forward or back to change the angle of the penis for greater stimulation.
Hot tip for her: From this position, your partner can easily reach down to touch themselves or direct your penis to where it feels best.
Note: Control is a must. Ladies do not lean back too far. Maintain 36” minimum distance to avoid breath contact.

Sex Position 4: One Up
Both must be wearing their approved mask.
Also known as: Over Your Shoulder, The Hamstring Stretch
 Variations: Male or Female receiving, both legs up, both legs down.
Benefits: This is the best sex position for people who are particularly sensitive along one side of the clitoris.
Technique: Kneel on the floor with your mate lying on the edge of the bed. Raise one of their legs and ask them to support it by wrapping their hands around their hamstring just below the knee. With one hip raised, your partner will be able to add some movement to aid in your stroking or to help move you to the perfect spot.
Also try: Encourage your partner to wriggle a little to help you get the rhythm right.
Hot tip: During oral sex, allow the knuckle of your finger to trail behind your tongue. The contrast between soft flesh of the tongue and hard bone of the finger will create a pleasing sensation. (For more oral pleasure positions, check out Your Ultimate Guide to Oral Sex.)
Hot tip: Your partner can let you know the tongue pressure and technique they prefer by demonstrating with their thumb and forefinger punching/rubbing on your earlobe.

Sex Position 5: Man's Best Friend
Also known as: Doggy-Style
Benefits: Deep penetration and an erotic view.
Technique: This could be your next move after starting in The Flatiron sex position. Entering your partner from behind, you'll be able to thrust deep so the tip of your penis touches their cervix, an often- neglected pleasure zone. But you should do this slowly and gently. Some people with vulvas find it painful.
Hot tip for her: They may be able to increase the intensity of your orgasm by pushing their pelvic floor muscles outward, as if trying to squeeze something out of their vagina. This causes the vaginal walls to lower, making the G-spot more accessible.
 
 Sex Position 6: Stand and Deliver
Also known as: The Bicycle
Benefits: You can enjoy the view of your penis thrusting.
Technique: Stand at the edge of a bed or desk while your partner lies back and raises their legs to their chest. Their knees are bent as if they're doing a "bicycling" exercise. Grab their ankles and enter them. Thrust slowly, as the deep penetration may be painful for them.
Also try: Have your partner place their heels on your shoulders, which will open their hips so their labia press against you.
Hot tip for her: Encourage your partner to play with their clitoris manually. Also, show them that they can control your penetration by flexing their thighs.

Sex Position 7: Wheelbarrow, Standing Also known as: The Hoover Maneuver
Benefits: Calorie burner because it's so athletic. You can stroll around the house in this position, but draw the shades first.
 Technique: You enter your partner as you would in standing, rear entry, but lift them up by the pelvis and have them grip your waist with their legs. Summer camp wheelbarrow races were never this much fun!
Also try: Ask them to rhythmically squeeze their PC muscles to help them climax.

 Sex Position 8: Seated Wheelbarrow Also known as: Wheelbarrow At Rest
Benefits: Less strenuous than the standing varieties of this sex position, while still offering intense sensation.
Also try: Try the wheelbarrow while sitting on the edge of a bed or chair. Movement is limited, but penetration is deep.
Hot tip: Make some noise. Explore the deeper sexual response and energy by letting loose with powerful sounds, a roar, perhaps?
 
Sex Position 9: The Standing Dragon
Also known as: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Serpent
Benefits: An ideal position for G-spot stimulation. Seeing the round curves of your partner's rear tends to be highly erotic for you.
Technique: Stand and enter your partner from behind as they pose on all fours on the edge of the bed and arch their back to lift their buttocks.
Also try: With your legs outside of theirs, use your thighs to squeeze their knees together, which tightens their vagina around your penis

Sex Position 10: Couch Surfer
Also known as: The Lazy Susan
Benefits: Convenient for a quickie and adds spice outside the bedroom.
Technique: Ask your partner to bend her body over the arm of a couch as you enter them from behind. They can grind on the firm but cushy arm for multiple stimulation with minimal effort.
Also try: Have them cross their ankles. This will squeeze their vaginal and gluteal muscles tightly around your penis.
 
 Sex Position 11: Quickie-Fix Also known as: The Bends
Benefits: Greater thrusting power, and good for quickie sex in your kitchen, especially if your partner is wearing a skirt.
Technique: Ask them to bend at the waist and rest their hands on a piece of furniture, their knees or the floor for support. You enter them from behind and hold their hips for support as you thrust.
With masks on only, breath away from your partner, keep your distances:
Also try: Reach below to caress their clitoris for extra stimulation.
Hot tip: Massage their shoulders or stimulate their breasts by bending over them

Sex Position 12: Spork
 Also known as: Spoon and Fork Combo, Scissoring
Benefits: Offers a natural bridge to more creative positions.
Technique: Your partner lies on their back, and raises their right leg so you can position yourself between their legs at a 90-degree angle and enter. Their legs will form the tines of a spork, a spoon-and- fork utensil. They can do this with you facing them or facing their back. The point is your coupled bodies resemble an L with faces 36” apart.
Also try: If your mate is limber, lift their left leg up to increase the depth of penetration.
Hot tip for her: From the Spork position, have them lift their top leg and support it by resting it on your shoulder. From here, they can easily stimulate their clitoris using their fingers while you're inside them.

Sex Position 13: The X Position Also known as: Crisscross
Benefits: Prolonged slow sex to build arousal. Shallow thrusts stimulate the nerve endings in the head of your penis.
Technique: Sit on the bed facing each other with legs forward. Lift your right leg over their left and they lift their right leg over your left. Come together so you can enter. Now both of you lie back, with your legs forming an X. Slow, leisurely gyrations replace thrusting.
Also try: Reach out and hold hands to pull together for pelvic thrusting. Also, take turns alternatively sitting up and lying back without changing the rhythm
  
Sex Position 14: Snow Angel
Also known as: Bottom's Up
Benefits: They gets a prime view of your derriere.
Technique: This is challenging: Your partner lies on their back while you straddle them facing away. They lift their legs and wrap them around your back to elevate their pelvis so you can enter. They then grab your butt to help you slide up and back. They can add a little massage action to their grip also.
Hot tip: Spin around into missionary style to face them while trying to stay inserted. Then switch positions, this time with them on top and facing away.

 Sex Position 15: The Fusion
Also known as: Getting a Leg Up
Benefits: Quicker orgasms for your partner; easier motions.
Technique: From The Spider, your partner can lift their legs onto your shoulders, which increases the muscular tension that advances the orgasm sequence. By elevating their butt off the bed, it'll be easier for them to thrust and grind in circles.
Maintain 36” breath distance.

 Sex Position 16: The Spider
Benefits: You both can still maintain eye contact while viewing the action at center stage.

Technique: Both of you are seated on the bed with legs toward one another, arms back to support yourselves. Now move together and they move onto you. Their hips will be between your spread legs, their knees bent and feet outside of your hips and flat on the bed. Now rock back and forth.
Also try: They grab your hands and pull themselves up into a squatting position while you lie back. Or you can remain seated upright and pull them against your chest into the Lazy Man position.
Hot tip: Help turn them on by straddling their bottom and massaging their back. While you're busy with your hands, they can wiggle, grind, and move their mons pubis in a circular motion against the sheets to stimulate the clitoris.

 Sex Position 17: Hovering Butterfly Also known as: The Face Sitter
Benefits: They can direct the position of your tongue and the pressure against them by rising up or pressing down.
Technique: Your partner straddles you placing their knees at your ears. They can hold onto a wall or headboard for support. While you're doing your thing, they can use their fingers to graze their nipples or rub the top of their vulva.
Also try: Hold your tongue firm as they gyrate their hips, pressing their clitoris against it.

 Sex Position 18: Sixty Nine

Also known as: Inverted 69, Over and Under Benefits: Simultaneous oral pleasure.
Technique: When they're on top in 69, they can control the intensity of oral stimulation on their clitoris by lifting or pressing their pelvis. From this position it's easy to work their finger magic on your perineum, the sensitive area just below your testicles. Also try the man-on-top position.
Also try: Roll over onto your sides in the 69 sex position.
Hot tip for her: Place a cup of warm tea and an ice cube on the nightstand near the bed. When they give you oral sex, they can alternate placing the ice cube then the tea in their mouth.

 Sex Position 19: The Face Sitter
Also known as: Hovering Dragonfly
Benefits: A comfortable position for your partner. An erotic one for you.
Technique: Rest a pillow behind their head, then straddle their shoulders. Support yourself by holding the bed's headboard or the wall.
Hot tip for her: If your partner's mouth becomes dry after awhile, they can add some mint- or fruit- flavored lube to your shaft.

 Sex Position 20: The Elevator Also known as: The Bees Knees

Benefits: Great for out-of-bedroom fellatio.
Technique: Your partner kneels in front of you, covering their teeth with their lips and encircling your glans with their mouth. They then slowly piston their lips up and down on your shaft, alternating speeds and occasionally stopping to move their tongue over and around your head.
Also try: Lean a dressing mirror against a wall to the side of your body so you can enjoy the view of your partner going down on you from the side versus top down.
Hot tip for her: For variation, they can take one of your testicles into their mouth as they stroke the shaft with their hand.

I trust this will be helpful. Have fun and be safe.

 

ADDED - (Disclaimer: Meant for entertainment not a health guideline. Tongue n’ Cheek)