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- "we are picky" - Yeah and show me someone who doesnt think they are. - "we like to get to know people first" - Ok, my name is Bob, I work at the used car dealership and make $55,000 a year. I have a wife and two kids and a dog. In my spare time I collect rare coins and like puppies, golf and walks on the beach. I am a republican and a member of the Methodist church and I volunteer for the Jaycees. Now that you know me LETS FUCK! - "We are not here looking for just sex" - Well we are so either get naked or lets finish this conversation at the next PTA meeting. -"we don't play games"- We do, we like adult Truth or Dare, Spin the Bottle, Titilation, Strip Poker etc etc you should try them sometime, they are great icebreakers and a great way to get people naked. - "we are looking for friends in and out of the bedroom" - why do you think you would find friends in your bedroom? We are at the swingers party to have sex with other swingers. We'll play golf and go fishing with our friends but they aren't coming into our bedroom. - " we aren't looking to replace our current partner"- Well thank God for that! cause if you wouldn't want them I sure as hell wouldn't either. - "we are easy going and laid back"- That is like a Miss America contestant saying she wants to help the crippled children and world peace. if you are going to use bandwidth say something that means something. "we are looking for friends first" - Fair enough, next time you are out shopping or fishing with your friends ask then if they want to fuck and see what their reaction is. Now don't get so suprised at my reaction if you ask me to go fishing with you when we meet at a swinger party. - "we don't want any drama" - We have something in common, I don't want any hurt feelings, jealousy, heartache or chaos either. Here's the cure, get over the friendship thing and decide how much you really need to know about someone before you get naked with them. Drama comes from relationships or the pursuit of relationships. No strings casual sex never hurt a soul. Those are a few of what i could come up with off the top of my head. I'll think of a few more here shortly.

We are an old, out of shape, high strung couple looking for other couples who are not like us. We enjoy playing games of every kind unless they involve fitness. We are not fit and request that you not be either. We enjoy jumping into bed with total strangers. If we know your name that's probably too much information. Obviously, we are not picky. We aren't too happy with each other so if along the way we could find new partners we'd both be better off. If we must get to know you, we prefer to do so through endless emails and online chat. In which case, we will know you too well to have any desire to have sex with you, so it will never happen anyway. If you think the fit the bill and can bring some drama into our lives, please contact us. Single Males Welcome!

I think that it would be rude to only ask one half of the couple out, unless it is specified in thier profile that they play seperatly. If someone wrote to us and asked if only the male half could play, we would write back a no thank you reply. No matter how hot the woman is. In a club or house party it would be different. If a couple was only interested in my SO, I hope that they would atleast have the decency to introduce themselves to the both of us. If not, they would get the we only play together excuse.