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I just read this entire thread. Epic. Reminds me of another forum I post at where a lot of personal advice is often asked, and ignored. Here's what's often posted to summarize it, and always makes me laugh: OP: "Help! HELP! I'm stuck in a well!!!" posters1-4: "Climb! Climb up and take our hands!" OP: "I'm thinking I should dig... should I dig?" poster5: "NO! I was trapped in a well, and digging is a bad idea! Climb out!" posters6-8: "Were lowering ropes! Take hold of a rope!" poster9: "I've even tied a harness to the end of this one!" OP: "I can feel the ropes, but I don't want to hold onto them... should I dig?" poster10: "No! If you dig, you'll hit water, and then you'll be proper fucked. I should know, I almost drowned." OP: "I dug a little bit just now, and I haven't hit water. I'm gonna keep digging..." posters11-18: "No! Climb! Climb out!" OP: "Guys, I'm seriously stuck in this well! Help! HELP!!!" poster19: "I was trapped in a well once. It took me two years, but I managed to build a climbing machine that pulled me to safety out of a well bucket and a pocket watch. I'm dropping the blueprints, extra buckets, and an assortment of pocket watches." poster20: "I've engineered a jet-pack that will rocket you to safety. Stay where you are and we'll lower it down!"" "OP: "Thanks for your help, guys. I'm gonna keep digging. I'll find the Mines of Moria and I'll just walk to the surface." **posters1-20 piss in the well** poster21: "Guys, seriously... stop peeing in the well.""

FINALLY - a factual statement in this thread...! Suggestion - delete the bookmark to this board and never look at it again, and by all means, quit coming back. Seriously - if it pisses you off that much, why do you keep coming back to read it? Delete your profile, eliminate the bookmark to this site from your web browser, then forget this place even exists. I doubt you'll do that. You both love the attention. I have a feeling that you're both reading this and loving every minute of it. The only way to prove me wrong is to never reply to this thread again.